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The Bunker

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There has been much disagreement within The People's Cube blog about the existence of a Command Control Bunker. Rest assured, it is quite real....shrouded in secrecy.

I, Krasnodar, protector of State mediocrity and purveyor of questionable engineering, have secured photographic evidence................

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This is the The Cube's tunnel entrance to the underground facility. The guards and vehicle barriers are inside and out of view, lest capitalist satellite reconnaissance reveals its true purpose.

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This is The Cube's nerve center. All activities are coordinated here, while incriminating data of individuals and activities are kept in a secure vault further inside the mountain. Unfortunately, I cannot obtain photos of Red Square's Command station ( for obvious security purposes....)

If others have photographs of the facility, please feel free to contribute.

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As you can see we have the latest in technology.
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"Would you like to play a game of chess?"

The Bunker is real and I have personally toured the Genius of the Land ... you know who he is

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However if you if you see the Red Square living quarters below report to the next train for Siberia

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Oh for Pete's sake, here you go Krasnodar, happy now?

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I WOULD NOT BE FOUND DEAD IN ANYTHING UNDERGROUND. What is all this underground bunker bullsheeping about??!! Is there something someone has neglected to inform the Fraulein about??!!! STOPPEN SIE, DAS ZU TUN!

Besides that place is too small. I do not like small. And being underground. . . ICK. My skin might chaff or get moldy.


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Comrades,

Be assured there is a command bunker, this may not be it.

If this was a real bunker; external signs would be bigger and in several languages the two most biggest would be Russian and English, followed by Chinese, Korean, Spanish,Vietnamese, Burmese, German, etc, etc.

Signages must be enlarged.

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Comrade T:
If the sign were bigger, it would interfere even more with the top of the tunnel., and we need as much clearance as possible to transport our missiles inside the facility for storage.

Comrade Whoopie:
Fine, it's a bunker........ Congratulations.......It's someone else's secret bunker,Comrade!

Do you honestly believe that Red Square would festoon his hidden lair with neon domestic beer signs hanging in the windows? Or organize a " Karaoke Night " to attract inquisitive spectators or perhaps capitalist agents ?

For cry'n out loud, people......... don't make me have to denounce you !

However, it's nice that someone found VP Joe B......we've been trying to find him for days.
Dear Leader seemed relieved that he was out of the scene for a while.

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Krasnodar, let me remind you that mafia crews frequently buy a bar to use as their headquarters. Tony Soprano had his "Bada Bing" and we have the Bunker Bar and Grill.

Let me also point out that the "wiseguys" who run this joint are all "Made" Progs.

(asking too many questions could get a guy whacked)

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Mafia ?
Comrade Whoopie, I hope you're not associating with that " ultra capitalist " riff-raff !

The Mafia do not have ICBMs. We do.
You must start thinking like the KGB ! Amateur hour is over.
If anyone gives you a hard time, introduce them to Ricin for me. Tell them it was a present from Dr. K.

Is anyone within the Cube wanting to be Mafioso? Fine. Go sign up for the Obamacorps.


Tovarish.....I'm not exactly what you might call a "made" prog. I'm a fabricated one.

I worked in developmental headquarters for weapons testing on Sakhalin. You know, we had to shoot down a 747 once for getting to close. So please, for your own safety, do not ask any questions about what we did there. Why should such a good and loyal comrade as yourself have nightmares in a Siberian " facility "?

So, let's be nice, un-inquisitive friends, yes ?



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Hey look, another bunker.


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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Krasnodar, let me remind you that mafia crews frequently buy a bar to use as their headquarters. Tony Soprano had his "Bada Bing" and we have the Bunker Bar and Grill.

Let me also point out that the "wiseguys" who run this joint are all "Made" Progs.

(asking too many questions could get a guy whacked)

NEIN! SIE LAUFEN LASSEN IHREN MUND! Sie haben die Mafia oder das rote Quadrat, schliesslich von uns!!! I am thinking Comarde Whoopie, you are letting too many cats out of too many bags! *&%$#@!!!!

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Fraulein P........ Why should we care about errant cats? Will they assist us in bringing about the Glorious Socialist Utopia of Next Tuesday ? I think not.

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You are correct Krasnodar, you are not a Made Prog. The Russian mafia has high standards.

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And when Pinkie whacks a guy, he stays whacked.

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Krasnodar, as you can clearly see, Comrade Whoopie is revealing more and more cats which were 'in the bag'. These comrades were top, ultra secret spies on the Rethuglicans and now, outed by this comrade who calls himself a loyal comrade. ( and I dare say, Igor seems to be of too much familiarity with Boris!)

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Comrade Krasnodar,

You are only speaking of realities as though they should be properly considered.

Look at the "design" of the freeway [chaos] system. Practicalities were definitely not a design consideration. Why should ours be so different from theirs?

The design of some on ramps are population control areas most of the time.

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What the hell has happened to the security in this place? This entire thread should be deleted and all who posted classified material should be shot. When Pupovich was a daily fixture this treasonous behavior would never have been tolerated.

My outrage does not confirm or deny the existence of a "bunker" or the authenticity of above photos. I know Nottthhhhing.

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Maksim, unfortunately Red Square's tongue in cheek post about an ICBM launch from a fictional secret bunker in another thread inflamed the imaginations of some Proles.

Since we can't put the genie back in the toothpaste tube it is now necessary to generate conflicting conspiracy theories in order to confuse the issue as much as possible.

(Seriously folks, there is no bunker, it only exists as a comic fixture, like the Inner Party, the People's Navy and Pinkie's shovel)

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Supercommissar,

Perhaps these ramblings are the result of a small, pro bush contingent that secretly joined the cause with a less than pure motivation.

May of these alleged locations are hypothetical hyperbole furthered by Photochoping Photos.

The oversight comrade must be far sighted.

Shooting causes ammunition shortages, knives or axes and quiet and quick.


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Comrade Chedoh,

All that can be seen is an blank avatar slot' followed by a longer box with a question mark.

I am not familiar with heiroglyphics.Thank you, Comrade Chedoh!

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Oh for Pete's sake, here you go Krasnodar, happy now?
Dang it Whoopie, now the KKKapitalist will send bombers our way.

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Now, this is what I would term "unexpected ". I boast in the achievements of the Party, and in return I am now accused of being a Bush-style plant.

Stalin would be proud !

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Comrade Krasnodar,

No one was accused of anything! There could be the possibility of cubal penetration by unknown operatives.

You are excluded from this group because of your loyalty and fearsome reputation.
If this was directed to you, your name would be displayed prominently.

Accusing you would greatly reduce my life expectancy, I may be crazy, but I am not stupid!

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CT :
The boat just needed to be rocked a little.

The lazy days of the unchallenged Obama carte-blanche agenda are waning quickly.
Pelosi won't be calling the shots. The Senate will become a Stalingrad.

Much work needs to be done.....many cover-ups need to be written...many investigators with Congressional authority must be misled. The paper shredders must be at work 24-7.

January 2nd along with its consequences will be here soon, comrades.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:
(Seriously folks, there is no bunker, it only exists as a comic fixture, like the Inner Party, the People's Navy and Pinkie's shovel)
WHACK!!!
Say again, Whoopie?


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The wrath of a shovel slighted is a terrible thing to behold !

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
Comrade Whoopie wrote:
(Seriously folks, there is no bunker, it only exists as a comic fixture, like the Inner Party, the People's Navy and Pinkie's shovel)
WHACK!!!
Say again, Whoopie?


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Thank-you! I was waiting for you to come along and smack him Pinkie.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Maksim, unfortunately Red Square's tongue in cheek post about an ICBM launch from a fictional secret bunker in another thread inflamed the imaginations of some Proles.

Since we can't put the genie back in the toothpaste tube it is now necessary to generate conflicting conspiracy theories in order to confuse the issue as much as possible.

(Seriously folks, there is no bunker, it only exists as a comic fixture, like the Inner Party, the People's Navy and Pinkie's shovel)

The People's Navy a comic fixture!!!!!!!!!

My beloved Pinkie, with such dainty hands and mild gentle demeanor.........


WHACK HIM AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In my best Nelson from The Simpsons, "Haa Ha" Whoopie got whacked again....

As for the rumors of a Secret Bunker... As any good prog knows, when confronted with such things call Rev Al and cry racist!

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(rubbing his head) Well, apparently the truth does hurt.

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I swear, some people just do not know how to keep a secret!! No wonder I am entrusted with so much top secret private information and have such a heavy load to carry, with all you dead beetsbeats around . . . et tu Chedoh. DIRECTIONS? REEEALLY?

I see only one answer to all these blathering and speculation and it will require shovels and heavy digging. Whoopie, you and Chedoh have volunteered for duty. As our leader says, "dig'um deep". "If we can shut up our enemy, then we'll bury our enemy." (I believe that is an Obama quote, but don't quote me)

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A message to the Supreme Cube : The instruments of force rely as much on the enemy's perception of them as they do on their actual power.

The bunker, along with its weaponry, may exist. It may not. That is not important.
What is important is that the tools of capitalism are thrown off balance , simply by the threat of our having them.

Red Square could go on a global satellite broadcast holding a box with a big, red button on it , demanding that the new Congress leave,say, Obamacare alone......
OR ELSE !

Stalin knew that physical threat is a most effective negotiator !

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Frau, apparently you must have also got whacked since we're getting more 'English' out of you today.

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I AM NOT WACKED! I DO THE WHACKING WITH MY DENOUNCEMNTS! AND NOW YOU HAVE CAUSED THE SHIFT TO BE STUCK ON MY KEYBOARD JUST LIKE HAPPENED TO COMRADE CHE. SIE WERDEN DENUNZIERT! spuken! spuken!!

(sTARt DIgGING HOleS FOR SoON TO BE Ex-COmrADE... and do it quietly so no one knows.)

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It is of quite a shame that the good Fraulein Pulloskies has said she would not like it inside the bunker. If she were only aware that Red Square has amassed a considerable supply of
" The Good Stuff " in his most equal of wine and spirits cellars. Remember mention of those fifteen cases of Stoli ? Yep...that's where he keeps it... for both himself and anyone else who has volunteered for bunker duty.

I'm on the night shift, myself.

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Do you think there would be a good supply of blow torches in Red Square's bunker? I like blow torches. You can do the most wonderful things with them, like making irony ice cream, cold on the inside and burnt to crisp on the outside. Beet flavored ice cream, of course.

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" Mommy.......the blow torch lady's scaring me !"

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Silence! No blow-torch-job jokes, please! It's too soon. Some of the victims are still alive.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I AM NOT WACKED!

Really Frau? Perhaps you can explain this webcam footage which you accidentally attached to an email you sent me. It really gets good at 1:35 into the video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0PAgrm ... r_embedded

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:
Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I AM NOT WACKED!

Really Frau? Perhaps you can explain this webcam footage which you accidentally attached to an email you sent me. It really gets good at 1:35 into the video)
Ow! My ears!

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Comrades, comrades, there is no "Bunker". I should know; I've been there - I mean where it isn't, thus confirming that it wasn't and won't ever be.
Really, a "Bunker"? Tchah! What nonsense.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:
Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I AM NOT WACKED!

Really Frau? Perhaps you can explain this webcam footage which you accidentally attached to an email you sent me. It really gets good at 1:35 into the video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0PAgrm ... r_embedded
i think maybe she is watching most recent "state of the union"? Or, perhaps latest informed speech from vice-chairman Biden.

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Comrades,

Without seeing what she laughs at or why, this person is in need of, at least, six months of correctional custody in the beet fields at any gulag.

Her case will then be reviewed to see if she finds anything/nothing funny enough to do this again.

If so, a year of custody and very hard labor on skinny rations will be implemented.

Case reviewed, etc. etc.

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A Bunker? Here we go again. They're just like Birthers and Deniers. When is it ever going to stop? These Bunkernistas really need to get a life.

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All this talk of party bunkers puts this entire thread dangerously close to online hooliganism, and online hooliganism is crime!

I'm telling.

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Comrades,

If this is truly an outbreak of online hooliganism, I should have been notified immediately.

All those slackers who saw this and did not report will be punished, and those who did not see this will be punished for not seeing it!

I must consult with Red Square and the Commissars to determine group or individual punishment.

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To Laika, Friend of People,

Should I take down the main communications dish above the the secret underground command and control bunker that does not exist ? We would not wish to mislead anyone into believing something hidden is going on.

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Margaret wrote:All this talk of party bunkers puts this entire thread dangerously close to online hooliganism, and online hooliganism is crime!

I'm telling.

Thank you for advising that online Hooliganism is a crime. I need to rethink me online activities....

Also, I commend you for your knee jerk reaction to snitch. Its the Progressive thing to do...

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My Comrades

I have a bunker.

It is a big, dark hole directly under my People's Commode in the People's Palace in Harare.

It is where Enemies of the State disappear in to. It is also a repository for necro voters that may be needed for upcoming elections.

Now that you know this, I will have to have you assimilated into the Necro-Voter corps.

Amandla!

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MR. WHOOPIE, YOU HAVE NO DECORUM IN PRIVATE EMAILING ETIQUETTE. You can remove me from your list until you learn more about your privates.... privacy!

Have you never been filled with happiness after returning from the dentist with all your teeth, I ask??!!

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I was kinda hoping that you were reading some of my jokes.

(sobbing quietly)

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Jokes? When have you told a joke? (joke: something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote) I do not remember anything of that order?

Dearest Obamugabe, " It is a big, dark hole directly under my People's Commode in the People's Palace in Harare." Is this not top secret, private, Party Elite information you revealed? If it is not, then I must remove my secret stash of . . . . . . but never mind. I SAID NOTHING. MOVE ALONG PLEASE.


 
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