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The Cube in Fashion

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Miss Hungary from the 2015 Miss Universe pageant - unfortunately Hungary is now under the yoke of oppressive capitalism, so the outfit is not all red, as it should be.

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An imperialist kapitalist in glorious Kommunist Kube clothing. THis is an affront to the Holy Marxist Feminist Church and their efforts to control each depiction of female anatomy! I don't see the famous "Whore Approved" stamp that the HMF Church affixes to every approved item of expression. However, the HMF Church is between actual problems, and I think that all the funding for their certification programs might have been diverted to the problem-creation and social media manipulation divisions.

This objectification is making me thirsty so offended that I want to find the organizer and shove a broom up his ass.


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For those new to the People's Cube:

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The inventor of the original Rubik's cube, Erno Rubik, is a Hungarian, so he also knows very well what we're talking about here. A few years back one online store gave me trouble saying I couldn't sell the image of the red cube without permission from Rubik. So I contacted Erno Rubik in Budapest - and he loved the joke. He gave me official permission to use his brand and asked me to send him a couple of People's Cubes. So I did, and now he owns them, too.

Since then, we've had this disclaimer on every page:

Rubiks & Rubik's Cube® used by special individual permission of Seven Town Ltd.

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A Haiku:
She wears Rubik's Cubes,
But instead I see Tetris
In how she is stacked.


 
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