Comrades,
I am humbly proud to announce that comrade Pew.... Pelosi (who changed the misspelling of her name from Pulloskies for reasons left for discussion) has "deemed" our el president electional process over! Hussein will still be our 'dear leader' for 25 more years!!

"Oh, Mitt Romney's not going to be president of the United States," Pelosi said with a laugh "State of the Union." "I think everybody knows that."

There is no way, according to her graciousness, that this lowly conservative Romney can win our predestined election. This is the grandest victory and the most prestigious of glorious grand news for all socialist!

We can now all go back to our previous revelry and drinking in our usual celebratory fashion --for the victory has been decisively made by comrade Obama.

Heil Hitler .... Obama!

Whew! Glad that $1.00 donation that I authorized on my tax form went to good use.

But this brings a possibility of a severe disappointment...During the 2008 campaign, Senator (for all of 142 days) and candidate Obama (PBUH) had his own cable channel! It was GLORIOUS!

So Does this mean that I have to watch some All-Romney-All-the-Time channel on the collective's television?

If that's the case, get my dollar back from some Rethugglikkan, and get me OBAMAVISION again!

Excellent. We must get the word out that there is no need to take time off to wait in line to vote on Nov. 6. I have a bread line I would rather wait in, and those beets won't harvest themselves!

Thank you Dear Leader and Madame Puloski for saving me the time. I will tell the good news to every loyal Party prole that I know.

This is GREAT NEWS for the NBPP and the Chitcago Necro-Voters! The NBPP can spend more time on their community outreach programs proselytizing the homies saving The Children™, and the Chitcago Necro-Voters can R.I.P. this election cycle!

Hail the continued reign! The King's sorceress has spoken and it must be so! An His Excellency's Executive Order is in order to declare that there is no need for a November 6 at all! Break out the glasses and line up the drinks on the 5th for a shots-putsch with spiked Kulaid.™ When the masses wake on the 7th there will be another 4 year hangover! Of course, more time in the fields will be required to make up the quota for the missing 6th.

Say, if the election is already decided, is my $3.00 entry to the Dinner with Dear Leader now void? Where else can I possibly get all you can eat lobster tamales served on hot dog buns and swill a cold "40-malt" with the big guy for only three bucks? I've paid my fair share, dammit, I'M ENTITLED!

Finally Romney understood that "lower taxes for everybody" doesn't click with 47% of Americans who don't pay income tax at all. How much lower than 0% + benefits can you get? Anytime that GOP says "lower taxes", that's fodder for Dems to say "lower taxes for the rich". Over and again when my students say "lower taxes for the rich" I repeat "and for the poor". It just doesn't click.

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:"Oh, Mitt Romney's not going to be president of the United States," Pelosi said with a laugh "State of the Union." "I think everybody knows that."

Well, that's a no brainer...

Tovarichi wrote:Say, if the election is already decided, is my $3.00 entry to the Dinner with Dear Leader now void? Where else can I possibly get all you can eat lobster tamales served on hot dog buns and swill a cold "40-malt" with the big guy for only three bucks? I've paid my fair share, dammit, I'M ENTITLED!

nein, nein, it is all been consumed. As I heard report on my Secret Daily Update, Moochelle O ate all the lobster and BO ran off with the doggery buns.

Tovarichi wrote:Say, if the election is already decided, is my $3.00 entry to the Dinner with Dear Leader now void?

Comrade,

Thank you for your worthy contribution to The Cause™. You'll be delighted to know that a custom photograph of Dear Leader, along with all his henchmen: Valerie Jarrett, Darth Axelrod, the Cockersucker Spaniel™, court jester, and Party-sanctioned sorceress is being rushed to your dacha. Simply insert your photograph alongside Dear Leader's, in the appropriately noted slot, for authenticity.

Your $3 had been duly noted and forwarded to the Karen "Jabba the hut" Lewis CPS union lunch fund -- for The Children™.

Corporeal Whinny wrote: Your $3 had been duly noted and forwarded to the Karen "Jabba the hut" Lewis CPS union lunch fund -- for The Children™.

Must I remind loyal comrades that monies collected must be redistributed to the elite first, as is the Obama Way. All monies and funderies will be sent directly to the gulag for counting and recounting until we have the correct amount to be deposited in Obamanational Bank.

And let me say -- this is not 'funny money'. There is nothing funny about Obama money!! *%$#@!!