Saudi Arabia severs diplomatic ties with US over response to conflict in Syria

It appears that Dear Leader's innovative Middle East strategy is to bring Peace™ by uniting the factions of the troubled region against a common enemy, the United States!

It is equal parts brilliant and smart! Now that they all equally hate the USA they will all have something in common with Dear Leader which should put them on the fast track to brotherly love!!

When you have a dispute over a baby, cut babies in half! It makes everyone angry and in that they find unity!!

What's that you say? Solomon didn't cut the baby in half? Oh well, Dear Leader is far wiser than fake king from the bible!! <spit> <spit>

We all know there is nothing to be learned from the past anyway. Forward!

Barry Akhbar!

INGSOC wrote:
What's that you say? Solomon didn't cut the baby in half? Oh well, Dear Leader is far wiser than fake king from the bible!! <spit> <spit>

We all know there is nothing to be learned from the past anyway. Forward!

Of course King Solomon didn't cut the baby in half -- back then people still held the antiquated belief that children belonged to their parents. Had Melissa Harris-Perry served as his Royal Adviser that baby would've been properly dispersed among the village kollektive!