Are your teeth whiter than your neighbor’s? Use Party-approved First Black Pepsident and no longer look better off than others! It fights white tooth guilt by making all teeth equal. The future of collectivized dental care! 9 out of 10 government officials recommend!
Get rid of that embarrassing million dollar smile. It’s so 20th century!
As you can see by these striking Before and After photos, the tooth darkening was quite successful, but - unfortunately for her (and fortunately for the Movement) - she was discovered and outed due to her 1% attitude, which, of course, can be quite difficult to hide.
She is currently in serious condition at a local hospital after the Occupiers gave her the Love, Hope, and Change that she deserved for crashing an Occupation.
Twinkles down, comrades.
The Historic list of Dear 0'Leader's Firsts continues to grow at an increasingly prodigious and effluviate pace.
I can flash my racist collection of grinders whenever I watch MSNBC now!
R.O.C.K. in the USSAIt disturbs me deeply to say that I just found THIS:
on a reich wing teabagger hate site!
Report them to comrade Kimberlin at once. He will know what to do with them.