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The Game of Race: the Ultimate Simulator

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The People Have Spoken, and Have Asked For It, and so Now They Get It!!!!

Hi, the People's Anthony Sullivan here for the most ultimate simulator board game that will exist. In the future, newer games shall be invented, but none shall ever equal this ever, no matter how much/hard they try!

You see, when I wrote an official guide to help people understand the race politics-driven game of modern society. Immediately afterwards, the Bureau received countless letters from the labouring proles of the field who all asked for a State-approved accessible simulator of the actual race game in modern society to help further sharpen the learning prole's State-approved mind. Introducing, the Game of Race!!

You may be familiar if the kapitalist board game called The Game of Life, now be amazed at the totally not not which basically means it obviously is a ripoff/clone of that game!! Proficient at the game? Well, then you have all the State-approved skills necessary to properly Play the Game of Race, where it's basically The Game of Life, but everybody except White people wins!!

Forget just the boring method of earning through your keep based on merit, this game introduces a new dynamic race-based earning system, for example, after reaching a payday, add/subtract cash based on your race, and the societal advantages White People reparations. Of course, the State-approved minority written guide written by yours truly does indeed apply. For example, per factual rule numbers 1, 4, and 5 in the official guide, if there are White people playing this game, and you are a minority who is not even most definitely oppressed by their nonexistent White privilege, you are free to take as much cash from said White players to your heart's content as White people reparations.

Can't wait to get your State-approved hands on this State-approved board game? Then head to your local State-approved kommisary to get yours today!! Soon you will be learning how to bash White people use race to your unfair advantage excel at the race game by winning at the expense of White people!!!! Get yours today!!!!

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Comrade, "The People's Anthony Sullivan, I have several questions:
A. Does the game support a cornucopia of cultures that have their own socio-perceptual sub-gendered, cist-gendered, cross-gendered and multisensory learning styles without the use of sesquipedalian words?
B. Does it have the ACLU's seal of approval?

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trashmouth wrote:Comrade, "The People's Anthony Sullivan, I have several questions:
A. Does the game support a cornucopia of cultures that have their own socio-perceptual sub-gendered, cist-gendered, cross-gendered and multisensory learning styles without the use of sesquipedalian words?
B. Does it have the ACLU's seal of approval?

To answer your questions:

A. It does. To do otherwise would make the game rather blander, don't you think?

B. Of course it does. Otherwise the State will mandate that they they will eventually come to their senses, and give it.


 
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