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The One: Humanity! I bring you my vision, envisioned by me!

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The Progressive Party of Perpetual Progressivist Progress still, shall we say, reality-challenged ‒ yet its figurehead, World-Redeemer-2008, already dreams of New Horizons.

As He thinks (or claims to think) that Amerikkka, in Year-8 of Fundamental Transformation, is all hunky-dory (yep), all of a sudden He self-transforms to Science Guy 2.0.

Promptly to approaching January 20th, The Historically Unprecedented discovers Mars, and orders His federal treasurers "to invest", as He says, in writing De revolutionibus orbium coelestium, with emphasis on "revolutionibus".

It has to be, He says, a preliminary Mars-splainin' opus He is willing to benevolently dictate, under the clandestine name of "Cicolaus Nopernicus" (most secretly and electronically generated by His inner-circle staff).

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"We are, no," He smiles, "on January 15th, we will be," and now His voice raises, "five days away from fundamentally transforming the Universe!"

And then He expands on that thought. "The road ahead will be long," He says, "The climb of the rockets will be steep. There will be bumps in the road. A bumpy road to give us hope. A hope that solar will drive the climb. And wind, the cosmic wind, will propel our future."

Then He added "Not you ‒ We will build a ramp to this road," and, somewhat mysteriously, "This will ramp-up our progressive drive." As a storm of questions started ‒ where? how? when? ‒ He smiled : "I want to say one word to you. Just one word: Kalorama."

Then gave a shoutout: "People of the Mars, look at Me!" And vanished.

First reactions :

The Kube:
Striking. The One ‒ his speechscribes ‒ know about cosmic wind?

EUSSR (Krautland first) :
Goin' to Mars? A folly. We must "invest" in our "future", our beloved "asylee refugee protectee" * of Afro/Arabic origin. Vee haff zhe Duty to Save zhe Werld.

* yep, official language Orwellization (one of a multitude), within less than a year ‒ Kraut Edition : Asylant (asylee) Flüchtling (refugee) Schutzsuchende(r) (protection-seekee, F/M).
Invented to hide the biting reality : those to be granted asyl ‒ as defined by (international) Law ‒ are a thin, around 1% sliver in the deluge of want-(assumed-)better-life seekers plus an undertide of shady figures.


Non-Fake News organs :
A President Trump would never be that visionary. For him, the Earth is flat, and everything revolves around it. Indeed, Mr. Trump believes that the center of that revolving motion is always the point where he himself stands.

And phothag, the photog hagiographer of WHouse,
twittered :

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@NSA Agents monitoring this site :
Yes, there is a fake element in this. Instead of Mars, the phothag caught, um, Uranus. Sorry.



P.S. Freshly incoming, from Mars, dated November 9th
(you know, signals from Mars are mightily delayed,
due to catastrophic Interplanetary Climate Change) :

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(indeed, Kube received that signal already, here)

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Just one quick question Commrade about that one word......................


https://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/26/us/politics/obama-kalorama-washington-house.html


Will we be issued a 'trigger warning' on any given day about where the prevailing cosmic winds from Kalorama will blow so we may take cover? because I envision it's going to look, sound and smell like it comes from hence.................................



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Sounds like something on an iPod once given to the Queen of England by his O'liness, Dear Leader (PBUH) as a birthday present...


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APPENDIX.

Enthusiasts of Frombork (From.. : (de) Frauen, ..bork : (de) Burg) may wish to zoom in.

Otherwise, get a nice peek at that medieval town on the Baltic Coast of Ostpreußen.

Short and usable : WPedia.

And, unavoidable in the era of YouTube, this.

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:... Will we be issued a 'trigger warning' on any given day about where the prevailing cosmic winds from Kalorama will blow so we may take cover? ...
Hmmm... problem is, HopeyChangey Himself doesn't know yet - just see the scene above.
But I'm pretty sure, He will, uh, organize sumptin... for a decade++ or so.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Sounds like something on an iPod once given to the Queen of England by his O'liness, Dear Leader (PBUH) as a birthday present...
(giggle giggle) single open Q : was the Queen amused?

... aaaaand this (inevitable, again) appendix.


(o yep, and that box of DVDs with Amerikkkan cinema - I hope so - classics (likely available in WHouse's tourist shop) ; for then-PM Brown ; in a format not readable on standard EU DVD-players ; to say nothing of Brown's extreme poor eyesight - near blindness.)

(and while at that : how classy was Brown's return present to The One - a pen holder crafted out of timber cut from a Victorian ship, HMS Gannet, a sister ship of HMS Resolute, parts of which form to this very day the Resolute Desk.)


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Chief Sitting Dull

imho, a "stick-it-to-Da-Cracka", if there is any.
In puncto pant leg crease, please consult Mr. David Brooks.

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RedDiaperette wrote:Uranus has rings? ...
;-) dunno. you ask NSA types, or phothag Pete Souza. or, uh.. um.. you.. Him-Him-Hin-Him-Him.

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RedDiaperette wrote:Uranus has rings? Quel dommage.

Ring around Uranus? Try Arm & Hammer baking soda!

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[color=#C0392B]Captain Craptek[/color] was not kidding when he wrote:
RedDiaperette wrote:Uranus has rings? Quel dommage.

Ring around Uranus? [highlight=#ffff00]Try Arm & Hammer baking soda![/highlight]
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Why is Captain Craptek soooooo smart?
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Now the big picture is getting clearer.

Following the "TRUMP rigged election" disclosure (first busted by our Iron-Comradette Clara), more super-secret knowledge of White House is coming to light.

In a closed-doors presser, White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest transmitted facts heretofore kept under wraps in The President's Book of Secrets.

The matter he's going to transmit, said Mr. Earnest, are facts and knowledge concerning heliocentrism and the heresy of Mr. Nicolaus Copernicus.

He explained :

The Administrations of the United States, starting with George Washington, knew about the clandestine work of Mr. Copernicus, who locked himself up in a defensive tower within the walls of the town Frauenburg (now known as Frombork), from the very begin.

We had a satellite - said Mr. Earnest - stationed over Eastern Prussia and focused on Frauenburg (it, of course, also peeked into tsarist Russia). As soon as Mr. Copernicus started heretisizing, we already had the signals and his line of thinking.

Like with the recent knowledge of Russia cybercontrolling our election - which was known and written into the Book of Secrets as soon as it started, that is, already in early October - our Copernicus intelligence material, all the heliocentric knowledge, was held back from disclosure.

Then he commented :

With heliocentrism in hand, it is just a small step to harnessing the nuclear processes which make the Sun shine and our climate-endangered planet to rotate around it. The idea of keeping all that flaring and rotating Scientia solaris away from the public was to avoid the Black Sun experiment* getting into wrong hands, as well as trying to keep advantage once the green solar energy starts ruling the world.

And he wrapped up :

So, now you have a better understanding why the crucial facts about Putin cybercriminally agitating deplorable TRUMP to kick our candidate in the gutter were, until today, kept undisclosed.


* [comment, Dummkopf] for details ‒ excellently reported ‒ see Richard Rhodes.

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ENVISIONED !
This was the moment when rise of the vision began to show and the Martians began turning teal :

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next, The One identified Mars, coordinatewise, in relation to all 57 States of America :

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and so, all facts letting Him to be perfectly clear,
The One went public
- in pants endowed with two impeccable creases -
and gave His Historically Unprecedented Speech :
Humanity - To Mars, To Mars !
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Do not look at Uranus. Your eyeballs will grow hair & you will go blind.

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.
ENVISIONED !
This was the moment when rise of the vision began to show and the Martians began turning teal :

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next, The One identified Mars, coordinatewise, in relation to all 57 States of America :

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and so, all facts letting Him to be perfectly clear,
The One went public
- in pants endowed with two impeccable creases -
and gave His Historically Unprecedented Speech :
Humanity - To Mars, To Mars !
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. If all 57 states had been counted, Hillary would have won.

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Comrade Makarov wrote:If all 57 states had been counted, Hillary would have won.
A prodigious remark, Comrade Makarov!
Yet I fear that, should the implied recount start, kkkapitalist TRUMP would retort with Maldives.

... or, by Marx, even with Lavita :

        Mystery item No. 1

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Comrade Makarov wrote:If all 57 states had been counted, Hillary would have won.
A prodigious remark, Comrade Makarov!
Yet I fear that, should the implied recount start, kkkapitalist TRUMP would retort with Maldives.

... or, by Marx, even with Lavita :

        Mystery item No. 1
Not to mention bringing out the corpse-men.


 
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