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The Order of Nancy: Savior of the Children™

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I bleed and suffer for the Children™-- and now you can too with this FABULOUS new order!

That's right, peons! Now that I am the vibrating head of Party leadership -- due to Hillary's fight with B. Hussein Obama <3 -- I have commissioned my own order to be awarded to those who serve me day and night in my struggle to help the Children™ free themselves from the oppressive shackles of work, personal responsibility and family values (yuck!).

My new order will be complete with a faux red ruby star, precious rhinestone diamonds and, of course, a relief of me and the Children™ coming together to usher in The New Age of Nancy™. It is an order that will out sparkle all other orders and will also add a dash of FABULOUS to all Party uniforms.

Enjoy, my slaves! Enjoy!

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Glorious Nancy,

This child will definitely cause you to bleed and suffer.


Happy Valentines Day NANCY!!!

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Sea-Bass

P.S.

It may be a little early, but I would like to suggest....
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How old is that kid? It is great to see that our Publik <s>indoctrination centers</s> Skools doing such a good job.

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obama will be looking forward to his vote(s).

and hers,

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I look HOT! Look at how the Children love me! The Children worship me because they know that I will provide them with quality, affordable healthcare and ridiculously high - but still affordable - prices.

Speaker Nancy,
Who will be the first to receive this symbol of your appreciation for service to you and The Children™? What need a comrade do to warrant receiving The Order of Nancy? Will Barack Hussein Obama be one of the first to be so honored?

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No! It will be me and my superior solution of fleeing from every problem that arises and then returning after everything has returned to normal. I deserve to be the first awarded this medal; I deserve it, no one else, ME!

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No comrades, I should get that medal first! Why? Because I WANT it more than ohters! I NEED it more than others. In addition, as a dog, my species have been used as SLAVES and UNDERPAID workers. Not only that, I HOPE more for the CHANGE in my life to keep me from a lifetime of crime and drug use. Clearly I deserve this.

Does being Speaker Nancy's poolboy count?

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What is this?!?! Some kind of barbaric kkkapatalist competition? EVERYONE should get the medal at the exact same time. That way EVERYONE in the Party(tm) can show that they have freed the Children™ from themselves and the oppressive shackles of work, personal responsibility and family values.

That is the most progressive choice, is it not?

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Komrade Zarkof wrote:Speaker Nancy,
Who will be the first to receive this symbol of your appreciation for service to you and The Children™? What need a comrade do to warrant receiving The Order of Nancy? Will Barack Hussein Obama be one of the first to be so honored?

Hell no! I'm not just going to hand out MY order to that piece of...err... I mean... of course I'm going to give one to our fearless leader! I think Sultan Mubarack Hussein Obama would love to have one of my orders. BUT... I also think that Sultan Mubarack Hussein Obama would be best suited if we were to hold out for a while and allow him to win some more states before we adorn him with MY order.

Now then, I want one of YOU to get Julian Bong... damn, typo... Bond* on the phone. Mama Nancy needs to tell him a few things.

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Oh, and before I go, someone go into my washroom and bring me Rahm Emmanuel's testicles from the top drawer where the towels are. Mama Nancy needs to feel empowered and I need those balls to do so.

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Oh, crud. I put those in the dish next to the basin. I thought they were "guest soaps."

And now they're gone. Someone else must've mistaken them for "treats." Or had really, really dirty hands.

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That video is wonderful, Most Merciful and Benevolent Kim Jong-Il. It really goes to show that the Children are adapting to Socialism even without Universal Pre-K – although Universal Pre-K is still very, very much on the agenda.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote: Someone else must've mistaken them for "treats."

Let's see... who here heats "treats"? Pupovich, did you have anything to do with this?

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<nervously>Testicle Treats? Why no, what would I have need of them for... unless of course Nancy has need of them? But from what I gather, that does sound like the sort of thing one could find in a Hot Pocket. Who here loves Hot Pockets?

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That's bacon flavored hot pockets, and you know that nothing natural ever goes in those things without losing 99.9% of its original content and being replaced with plastic and delicious chemicals. I doubt anyone would have taken the effort to hide some... "meat balls" in a <i>bacon</i> flavored hot pocket. And I would have noticed them due to my strict screening process which involves testing all my food for poison or... other stuff... in case someone has it in for me. In addition to all my excuses, I have prepared a carefully diagramed flow chart to explain how I could not have eaten any... SF teabags.

Comrades, don't worry about Speaker Nancy's testicles.
She has plenty of donors to keep her supplied in the House of Representatives. As long as she can keep Barney Frank in the Democratic caucus, she will have numerous testicles to play with.

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That's not what we're worried about. We're just trying to find out who ate them so we can point at them and laugh and call them funny names. Speaking of which, where you on the night in question? Did you ingest any... spherical type objects of questionable origin?

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What night are you talking about? I wasn't there. You can't prove it unless you were there too.
I try to make sure my "meatballs" are made of ground meat and are smothered in tomato sauce. I don't usuallly eat "treats" from some one's bathroom either, Premier.

BTW, I still have mine. So much for Rahm Emmanuel. LOL

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Oh, crud. I put those in the dish next to the basin. I thought they were "guest soaps."

And now they're gone. Someone else must've mistaken them for "treats." Or had really, really dirty hands.


Hmmmm, Comrades! Perhaps we have all jumped to the wrong conclusion and assumed someone thought they were treats. Perhaps someone took them thinking they were soap! Who here has dirty hands?

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Or perhaps another question is, who do we know who tends to eat soap?

I used to have a dog that loved to eat soap.

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Now wait just a beet picking minute here! Are you trying to imply that dogs like to eat soap? Why, that, that is outrageous! Hold on here....are you trying to imply that *burp* it was I that ingested said soap?

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No, we're only suggesting you ate those testicles in the belief that they were guest soaps (or doggie treats).

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Pupovich did it! Blame the dog, that's what the age old tradition is!

Pupovich, do you have anything to say for yourself before the ridicule begins?

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As it happens, neither of these alleged incidents occurred. It turns out that when I was collecting contributions the other day, I may have mistakenly picked them up.

Nancy, here are Rahm Emmanuel's testicles: . .

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You had them the entire time? Where were you keeping them, and why on earth would you have picked them up in the first place?

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I er... I was checking for lost contributions that may have fell out of Nancy's bag. Yes, that was it. I didn't find any contributions to speak of... never to speak of, but I found those little things and just figured they were some misplaced ball bearings from the Hildo Hydta or something. or even some lost buttons. They were too small for my old eyes to tell.

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And you didn't think that the soft, squishy nature of these "ball bearings" was a bit odd? Your flawed story explains how you came across them, but gives no explanation to what you did with them all this time we were discussing who ate them.

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Naturally I was trying to er... track down the rightful owner, which was Nancy of course.

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But didn't she inquire as to where they were several posts before you acknowledged that you had them? What was your reasoning for this? Why did you not present them to her when she first asked for them? Are you getting nervous?

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I have commissioned my own order to be awarded to those who serve me day and night in my struggle to help the Children™ free themselves from the oppressive shackles of work, personal responsibility and family values (yuck!).

My dear Nancy,

I have found the individual who is worthy of your award. His name is Augustine Romero and he is the director of Tucson Unified School District's ethnic-studies department.

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'Revolution' one of the R's taught in Tucson<br>http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepubli ... n0217.html

Augustine Romero, director of Tucson Unified School District's ethnic-studies department, is nothing if not candid about his program.

Traditional history and civics courses, Romero argues, have "been highly ineffective to children of color." He has a better way.<BOXAD>

That better way, as presented to students in Romero's increasingly influential program, is, effectively, revolution. Or, if that "R-word" strikes you as too edgy, resistance - a resistance against history and civics as traditionally taught, which Romero considers the product of "ultraconservatives."

"With the ultraconservative orientation, people want to believe that if you offer a naive, simplistic, color-blind orientation, that's the only truth.

"We transcend indoctrination because we offer multiple perspectives. It's a higher level of thinking."

If Romero's words sound politically anchored, they should. Romero happily acknowledges that he and all his instructors are "progressives," and he is contemptuous of teachers who resist admitting that all history instruction is political.

"Our teachers are left-leaning. They are progressives. They're going to have things (in their courses) that conservatives are not going to like," he told me.

"Their concern is that it's not their political orientation. To sit here and say teachers don't walk into the classroom with a political orientation, that's the furthest (thing) from the truth."

Romero is a confident man. Not unlike that self-assured aide-de-camp of Fidel Castro, Ché Guevara, whose romantic portrait has been hung in Romero's ethnic-studies classrooms.

Ché, too, believed the world was divided between progressives and ultraconservative reactionaries, many of whom he imprisoned and shot.

In one of Romero's TUSD classrooms, in fact, a video posted for a time on the Internet Web site YouTube showed at least four separate posters of the beret-capped Ché decorating the classroom walls. And a poster of Pancho Villa. And, yes, one poster of the godfather of the revolution himself, Fidel.

Romero's confidence about his program and its future at TUSD is justified. It is growing rapidly.

The $2.6 million "ethnic studies" program in the Tucson school district is an umbrella program for four separate departments: "raza" (Hispanic) studies, African-American studies, Pan-Asian studies and Native American studies. Raza studies are by far the largest.

At Tucson High School, the department offers 12 separate literature and history courses. Districtwide, it offers 25 course sections in four high schools, all at junior and senior levels. According to Romero, TUSD may offer an "intercultural proficiencies" course next fall to freshmen. And, he adds, it may be a required course.

Romero's program has raised some eyebrows. State Superintendent of Public Instruction Tom Horne, who had a devil of a time even learning about the program's curriculum, has seen the program's texts (at last). He concludes they are steeped in leftist ideology and race-based resentment.

But the real horrors of Romero's program are closer to home.

In the past several weeks, messages have filtered out from teachers and other TUSD employees (some directed to Horne; others who have contacted me, following two previous columns on this subject) about what an officially recognized resentment-based program does to a high school.

In a word, it creates fear.

Teachers and counselors are being called before their school principals and even the district school board and accused of being racists. And with a cadre of self-acknowledged "progressive" political activists in the ethnic-studies department on the hunt, the race transgressors are multiplying.

One school counselor, who wrote to Horne, described an entire counseling department being decried as a racist after one of Romero's activists saw an "innocuous notation" on a draft paper drawn up from a department brain-storming session.

The ethnic-studies teacher "grossly misinterpreted" the notation to have racist meaning, the counselor said. The teacher wrote a letter to the parents of his students "telling them the school's counselors are racist" and encouraged his students to sign the letter.

"I can tell you that the weeks that followed were difficult ones for the counselors," the TUSD school counselor wrote.

"There were many tears. Most of us lost sleep. All of us experienced heightened levels of anxiety. Through no fault of our own, we were being perceived differently by our students and their parents."

Ethnic-studies director Romero points to the confidence his program instills in its students. And, allegedly, the better grades they get, once imbued with his program's "multiple perspectives."

But to every revolution - or, if you must, every resistance to oppressors - there is a dark side. There are victims.

Ché would understand.

This man should be held in the highest regards for his work with the American children.

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What a brave and courageous man, Comrade Sea-Bass! This man surely deserves my order to be worn proudly with his Aztec blood-ritual stones and his high priest of human sacrifices garb. Oh what a wonderful culture! Any culture that takes people and throws them down the side of a stone pyramid to appease the Sun God is surely a culture worth emulating! Just look how cute he is! He is a short, fat and neckless little man with a smerk of self-righteous zeal! Adorable!

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But Nancy. who wants this glorious award more than I? Who needs it more than I? Isn't want and need the most important quality for such an award? These others are trying to use quaint, disproven notions such as actually doing something, or working to achieve something. They get their reward by seeing the results and any glory given to them by others. Do you know how embarrassing it is to be the only one without any jewelry to wear?

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Nancy wrote:That video is wonderful, Most Merciful and Benevolent Kim Jong-Il. It really goes to show that the Children are adapting to Socialism even without Universal Pre-K – although Universal Pre-K is still very, very much on the agenda.


As leader of the USSR, I have to say that was a good video. It will be on Pravda TV tonight.

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Commissar Pupovich wrote: Do you know how embarrassing it is to be the only one without any jewelry to wear?

Oh, Pupovich. Do you want a diamond collar? How about we take you to Pet Smart this weekend, and get you one of those adorable pink tutus with a matching rhinestone tiara? Wouldn't you look adorable in that?

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And don't forget the Givestrong™ bracelet!

-Mikhail

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I need all the jewelry I can get my paws on!

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I'll give you a bunch of *cough*fake*cough* Rolexes for that medal if you get it before me.

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I wouldn't surrender the Order of Nancy medal for all the fake Rolexes in Sweden Premier.

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Okay, how about some of those meatballs you love so much?

(sorry I had to)

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There were no such things.... truth be told, I sold the "bathroom soap" on EBay, and taking a cue from CBS News, used Word periods that I enlarged ever so slightly, but they were good enough to pass off to Nancy as Rahm Emmanuel's testicles.

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What? You sold them? Damnit! Why didn't I think of that... I mean... um... shame on you. You knew that Nancy really needs them.

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Please Premier, there are some things best left un-said you know?

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Un-said... you mean like the parties that Nancy and Hillary used to host that always ended up in some state that we dare not mention?


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Ahh... then I shall refrain from speaking of such incidents unless there is a thought criminal that needs interrogating. And if that doesn't work, then I shall have to bring out the tapes of it that the security cameras caught. I still don't know why all the security cameras are in HD though....

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I suspect there could be one of Comrade Satan's Hot Pockets to be had should one decide that any tapes or evidence was to be damaged.
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That Hot Pocket is caring me and making me hungry at the same time.

Stupid conflicting emotions, this is why I need the party to make my decisions for me.

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Partake Premier, partake! Satiate your need with Satan's Hot Pocket!

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Okay...

Munch... munch... munch....

Wow... I feel so... evil now. Like I want to take over the world and kill stuff... and do other things....

I don't think I should have done that....

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That is the whole reason for eating Hot Pockets isn't it -take over the world, kill stuff, and do other things? It would make you very valuable to the Empress' campaign.

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They're also the best laxative I have ever come by, but this one fills me with a feeling that I don't like. And it isn't brought about by the diarrhea I will experience in 3... 2... 1...

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I will let you in on a secret Premier, No, I am not a huge Hot Pocket fan, but this is almost as bad. I actually like those little pizza bite thingys that kids love. I bought some tonight, For the Children™ of course.

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Some Hot Pockets are better than others. I rarely get to eat them due to them not entering the grocery cart for some reason. I used to eat those pizza roll thingies, but I think that the little pizza on bagel things are better.

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I have not see pizza on a bagel thingy, Quite progressive is it?

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Pfah! Tonight I baked a fresh Ciabatta, tossed some shrimp with garlic, chopped tomatoes, onions, peppers, and olive oil, served that over angel hair pasta and popped the cork on a nice gewurtztraminier. You can keep you hot pockets.

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We can't all eat like imperialist Haliburton billionaires, or even like the Chairman, We give our contributions to the Party keeping only enough for ourselves to barely subsist on so that we can bring in more ca$h tomorrow.

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I couldn't find the website of the company that makes them, but here is another site that has them and puts them up there with Mr. Jar Jar Brain's meal.

http://www.restaurantfoodsathome.com/as ... egoryid=43

And I had meatloaf, mashed up and heated with BBQ sauce in it in a sandwich. Mmmm....

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The Gluttonous Comrade Betinov wrote:...fresh Ciabatta, tossed some shrimp with garlic, etc., etc...

Pickles and Vodka in my dacha this evening...and every evening, as far back as I can remember.

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Pickles and vodka! Now that is the only sort of progressive diet we should ever have or desire Comrade!


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Pickles wrapped in bacon? Hmmmm...I don't know about that...

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Or just the bacon. And put that in a Hot Pocket. Best tasting laxatives ever.

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What we really need are some Vodka Hot Pockets.

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How would you microwave them? How would they fit inside a delicious preservative filled bread like substance crust?


 
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