Things are not looking good for our Glorious, Beloved Leader,
Admittedly, this is what we in the Party get for having to intrust a vapid, linguini-spine automaton with the task of leading us into the World Of Next Tuesday. We did all agree that it was better to have someone who was blank slate, all style over substance and easy to control because "this is America".
Still, without our
She already elicits a visceral hatred in progs like we haven't seen, ever.
We have one of our own running ahead in the polls in IL. His name is Mark Kirk; Rethuglikan, who seems to be the quintessential establishment candidate making McLame, look McTame. Unfortunately, some of our finest establisment
But fear not: the Establishment is always working tirelessly recruiting and bringing forth luminaires to boldy take us to the glorious promise of Next Tuesday™.
Rest assured that here in The Peoples Republik of Illinoiz we are supporting our
And yes, that would be "good Conservative" South Carolina Senator, Lindsey Graham. I smell a
Any of these fools we could railroad with our white male shtick, and yelling yellena hillbilly redneck platitudes. We have a whole bunch of worth with so many re-educated and guilty proles. The soft underbelly is exposed and I, Ahrrrrmmmm... we suggest we stick the sword in the wound while we can.
Sarah Palin must die!!! She is far to in touch with the redneck unwashed masses of Amerikkka! She says shit like it is, and we can't have that dammit!
Yes We Can!!!!
Draft Sonny and we will be assured of a
Sonny is the perfect
He is somewhat endorsed by http://georgiaheritagecouncil.org
The perfect choice for us to promote as the ideal Republican candidate is of
I just had a hate bushgasm just thinking of this, just a second while I get a kleenex....errr....that's better.
I mean think of the hatred we can re-envoke to remove all the focus of our complete and total failures as leaders and government policy makers away from us by getting those rethuglikkkans to nominate JEB.
Draft JEB now!
I am concerned about how we place our "people" in his camp. One of the best parts of McCain's defeat was watching as people within his own campaign organization kneecapped him and especially Palin. I suspect that Jeb might run a tighter ship and be more wary of political insiders with extensive ties to the Loyal Media.
Fraulein PulloskiesComrades and proles, I have the answer. Colin Powell. Who else would be the perfect Rethuglican? He is black and that should be enough said. We know the bigoted Rethulicans would never vote for a
Fraulein, You would deny general P the comraderie of this lovable buffoon?
We might have a little problem with Jeb, it seems he hasn't really thrown his hat into the ring so we must be careful in our manipulations and prodding to get him to run. Rumor has it that he is actually pretty smart and might catch on to the fact that our intentions aren't exactly.........hummmm......above board....... in our enthusiastic support to get him to run in 2012.
I suggest a more subtle approach in the campaign signs, though yours is an excellent choice as those ignorant rethuglikkkan teabaggers don't have the mental capacity to understand that they are actually being mocked with the slogan, but Jeb would understand it and might defeat our goal of getting him to run.
I suggest we try flattery, a nice picture of him and something along the lines like this.
A pair and a spare. Susan, Arlen and Olympia
Bowling Alone: The Collapse and Revival of American Community
Because it only takes one ball to be a Made Progressive like me, that's just how we progs roll. Globes of Fury™ and all that Yelling Yellena/Rage Boy nonsense....
It is my belief that the right-wing will give up all hope once the "full fruition" of Papa Obama's policies, in the words of Rev. Wright, " come home to roost".
Once it is obvious to all that the success of Papa Obama can no longer be denied, the Right-wing will just nominate whoever is on the Democratic ticket.
Just like Soviet elections, where one had one candidate , the US election will be the same.
Glorious is our new future- Rejoice all!