It's the Award Redistribution season again, as various prizes are being fairly redistributed among equal members of the blogging kollektive - and, most importantly, if you like your award, you can keep your award!

The first one in this season is the 2013 Fabulous 50 Blog Award from Doug Ross's Journal, where the People's Cube is featured under The Family Guy Award for Best Graphics.

We proudly accept the honor, even though we know, and you know, and you know that we know, and vice versa, that WE DIDN'T WIN THAT!

It is wonderful that we are so equally worthy. Of course our Equality is more equal than other's equality.

Something isn't quite right here. The People's Cube should be winning all of the awards and be receiving 99.4% of the vote.

@ GSG... I don't think they allow for necro-voters so we don't get our proper share... according to our needs and all that.

darski wrote:@ GSG... I don't think they allow for necro-voters so we don't get our proper share... according to our needs and all that.

Of course! Those accursed Republican necrophobes and their discrimination against dead voters! It's outrageous! Next they'll be telling us that the dead can't marry. When will the hatred end?

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The eagerly awaited award finally arrives at The People's Cube Clubhouse!
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I thought it was "Blo Gawards" - so much for my photoshop of Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton.

Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:Something isn't quite right here. The People's Cube should be winning all of the awards and be receiving 99.4% of the vote.

Yeah! No sh!t, Comrade GSG!


As a meek, but most equal attempt to remedy this injustice, I have enrolled in courses at my local college to enable myself to kick some a$$ for The Cube when May comes around.


Watch out! You're gonna hear from me!

I am thinking that most humble and equal People's Director did in fact win all 50 awards but in largeness of heart and purity of doctrine has spread the wealth around.

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The coveted award is lovingly ensconced in the palatial Reflection Lounge of The People's Cube Clubhouse.
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RedDiaperette wrote:I am thinking that most humble and equal People's Director did in fact win all 50 awards but in largeness of heart and purity of doctrine has spread the wealth around.

I suspect that you are right correct, Comrade Diaperette - I can see it now, Comrade and Mrs. People's Director, sitting in front of a warm beet fire in their onesies as the awards are delivered by 18-wheeler to their humble dacha. Comrade Red Square smiling a progressive smile as he removes the one award and then waves the truck driver away to redistribute the rest of the awards to those somewhat less equal.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

RedDiaperette wrote:I am thinking that most humble and equal People's Director did in fact win all 50 awards but in largeness of heart and purity of doctrine has spread the wealth around.

I suspect that you are right correct, Comrade Diaperette - I can see it now, Comrade and Mrs. People's Director, sitting in front of a warm beet fire in their onesies as the awards are delivered by 18-wheeler to their humble dacha. Comrade Red Square smiling a progressive smile as he removes the one award and then waves the truck driver away to redistribute the rest of the awards to those somewhat less equal.

I didn't know The People's Director and Mrs. People's Director live in the Arizona Desert! Then, ... I am but a humble rodent.

Comrade, the ocean is just over that last hill behind the truck...

Besides, they can't deliver those things just ANYwhere! Clandestininity is required, not to mention secrecy and subterfuge, with a dash of progressive sophistry!

All Hail The People's Cube™! Death to Socialism Capitalism!

Nah, that's crap Crap! Mr and Mrs People's Director live in Florida, near Tampa, I believe. So I am told.

Pamalinsky wrote:Nah, that's crap Crap! Mr and Mrs People's Director live in Florida, near Tampa, I believe. So I am told.

So...then...ahh....the Arizona desert is in Florida? Such a novel place to locate a desert! Maybe they can relocate Lake Michigan to Arizona as a replacement to console the rattle snakes.

Captain Craptek wrote:

Pamalinsky wrote:Nah, that's crap Crap! Mr and Mrs People's Director live in Florida, near Tampa, I believe. So I am told.

So...then...ahh....the Arizona desert is in Florida? Such a novel place to locate a desert! Maybe they can relocate Lake Michigan to Arizona as a replacement to console the rattle snakes.

Whatever. I'll go wherever I have a job. Still, I do think our dear darlings live in Florida, near Tampa.

I am awaiting the news my husband gets about his new job. He is a veritable genius. No guarantees here though. Not in this job environment.

<prog off> I'm scared.

Red Square wrote:It's the Award Redistribution season again, as various prizes are being fairly redistributed among equal members of the blogging kollektive - and, most importantly, if you like your award, you can keep your award!

The first one in this season is the 2013 Fabulous 50 Blog Award from Doug Ross's Journal, where the People's Cube is featured under The Family Guy Award for Best Graphics.

We proudly accept the honor, even though we know, and you know, and you know that we know, and vice versa, that WE DIDN'T WIN THAT!

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Only the finest of AgitProp graphics can be found on TPC! A most equal award! (Shoulda won for Best Satirical Blog) Well maybe next year!