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The People's Cube Visual Agitation at Tea Parties

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Comrade Mobile Gary sent us the following transmission today:

Comrade Mobile Gary wrote:I found someone who enlarged one of your Obama photos and made it into a poster at the Chicago Tea Party today. I asked him if I could take a picture with it. Here it is.

If you spot any other Cube images at Tea Parties across the fruited plane, post them here.

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I had a bunch of people stop me and take pictures of the CUBE issued T-shirt (The Washington "Revolution" one) I was wearing at the Atlanta Tea Party.

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I was only able to stay at the Boise Tea Party less than an hour (est. 2500 people, not bad for a small city), unfortunately I didn't see any Cube signs.

Although I did snap these pics of my TV screen during Hannity's Joe The Plumber interview, showing one of the signs I made. It appears to be torn in half, hopeful because they where beating a libtard over the head with it.
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Superkommissar -

There's more of your work on display in Dayton, Ohio:

Running-Dog Capitalist wrote:RE: Visual Agitation at Tea Parties

Here is a photograph of me, your humble Thought-Criminal, with the poster I made from one of the images you have made available. I was at the Dayton, Ohio, Tea Party yesterday. The poster was enjoyed by many of the Thought-Criminals.

Sincerely,
Running-Dog Capitalist

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Comrades,

I surreptitiously attended the local neocon "tea party" - disguising my entrance by driving my er, um, a purveyed, planet destroying, SUV. I did spot a TPC sign from afar - the 'debt star' one. Couldn't get close enough to see who the thought criminal was that was holding it.

Best moment: Watching the thought criminal Melanie Morgan yell down the anti- anti-illegal immigration counter protesters who obviously had gotten their message of the day wrong. (The tea partys were about taxing and spending. Not illegals. Duh.) Was quite amusing.

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Red Square wrote:Superkommissar -

There's more of your work on display in Dayton, Ohio:

Running-Dog Capitalist wrote:RE: Visual Agitation at Tea Parties

Here is a photograph of me, your humble Thought-Criminal, with the poster I made from one of the images you have made available. I was at the Dayton, Ohio, Tea Party yesterday. The poster was enjoyed by many of the Thought-Criminals.

Sincerely,
Running-Dog Capitalist

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Comrades: I forgot to mention that the reaction of the Thought-Criminals to Superkommissar's art was much joy and a desire to participate in the Thought-Crime of taking photographs of said art. My poster also unexpectly acted as a "libtard Thought-Police detector" for the few Thought-Police present: their reaction was that of scowls of disapproval.

See you at the barricades!!

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I did happen to see this one at the Atlanta One. . . unfortunately, on the Cube or Google, I can't find it, it was a picture of Reagan, in that Red an Blue template of that piece of toilet paper "Hope" Obama poster.

Did you notice? Not a giant puppet head anywhere to be seen!

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Imitation is the best form of flattery. However, when I asked this young man if he was familiar with People's Cube (you will hear me in the video--with my voice disguised, of course), his answer was no (this part somehow was cut off in the upload process), thus proving that the ideas from the People's Cube are being widely plagiarized shared. He appears again in another post. And he promised me he would look at the People's Cube website.


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Comrade Leninika,
We are Cubists, for future reference, we are Cubists. Also, what kind of voice masking are you using? It works really well!

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Commissar_Elliott wrote:Comrade Leninika,
We are Cubists, for future reference, we are Cubists. Also, what kind of voice masking are you using? It works really well!

Thank you Commissar Elliott, this is what I will say from now on. At the People's Cube, the learning never stops, and as long as I am thrown a beet ration or two like Pavlov's Dog once in a while, you will find that I am a most able student.

As for the voice masking, it is a tiny filtering device inside the hidden camera I used to film the dissidents.

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Clearly we have much work to do. I hear his excellency, Comrade President O, was so shocked that there is such a large counter-revolutionary movement out there that had the audacity to take to the streets, that he ordered the MSM to suppress this from the proles AND he ordered DHS to have their jack-booted thugs to start spit-shining their boots. One way or another, the Progressive movement will crush these knuckle dragging neanderthals.

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transmission:

from the front lines at capitalist "teabagger" earth raping plotting session.
i am holding my own - but could use some reinforcements... shovel



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I was at the Dayton TP, and it was great even though I was so far away from the podium that we couldn't hear 75% of what was being said. First crowd I've been in in decades that didn't give me the heebie jeebies - it was like being stuck in the elevator with 4 or 5 dozen of your best friends... and they were all strangers!

I had a thought there: if I had a couple of hundred pitchforks and torches, I could have made a capitalist killing! I hereby declare myself ripe for re-education....

The lady standing next to me had a better thought. We were talking in context of needing a third party: Republican party, Democrat party, Tea Party. Then she said we all need identification jewelry: small crossed pitchfork and torch. Of course, some small earring teabags (in gold or silver) would be quite popular with the ladies....

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Leninka wrote:
Commissar_Elliott wrote:Comrade Leninika,
We are Cubists, for future reference, we are Cubists. Also, what kind of voice masking are you using? It works really well!

Thank you Commissar Elliott, this is what I will say from now on. At the People's Cube, the learning never stops, and as long as I am thrown a beet ration or two like Pavlov's Dog once in a while, you will find that I am a most able student.

As for the voice masking, it is a tiny filtering device inside the hidden camera I used to film the dissidents.
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The reason we are "cubists" is so we don't confuse it with our other great leader, JFKennedy (not to be confused with JFKerry (off) who by the way, served in Vietnam(on)), his accent for the word "Cuba" could get confusing between "Cuba" and us Cubists.

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A homemade version of Red Square's sign from Corpus Christi Tx.
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I don't think this is a Cube sign but it should be. Kansas City.
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I'm stunned by the mileage this one has seen. Kansas City.
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The Shoveler wrote:I was at the Dayton TP, and it was great even though I was so far away from the podium that we couldn't hear 75% of what was being said. First crowd I've been in in decades that didn't give me the heebie jeebies - it was like being stuck in the elevator with 4 or 5 dozen of your best friends... and they were all strangers!

I had a thought there: if I had a couple of hundred pitchforks and torches, I could have made a capitalist killing! I hereby declare myself ripe for re-education....

The lady standing next to me had a better thought. We were talking in context of needing a third party: Republican party, Democrat party, Tea Party. Then she said we all need identification jewelry: small crossed pitchfork and torch. Of course, some small earring teabags (in gold or silver) would be quite popular with the ladies....

Good idea. Until the Department of Homeland Scrutiny issues arm bands, may I suggest the adoption of the Red Herring?
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Fool of the World wrote:Did you notice? Not a giant puppet head anywhere to be seen!

Seems they were busy "hanging out" at CNN .

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Excellent work (again).

Now, Sonofbitch! did you all see this???
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Sonofbitch! How did our most excellent comrade Chavez get to shake the hand of the O-one before Geniene Garafellow (or is it Jinean Garrrreiffelo? or who really cares about a washed up ugly liberal actress). Sonofbitch! DID YOU SEE THIS?

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What is that? It doesn't look like a regular handshake to me. I see Obama's testing Hugo's bicep. They look as if they might be getting into position to dance.

I'll bet the Mime (who's also a ballroom dance instructor) would love to give them lessons.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:They look as if they might be getting into position to dance.


Yes, and it looks like two nice gentlemen are already waiting to cut in on Comrade Chavez in order to press their hairy cheeks against Obama's cool, smooth, delicate skin. Nothing quite like dancing cheek to cheek.

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Here are two interactive virtual reality panoramas from the Cincinnati Tea Party (you'll need Flash to see them). Both are on auto-rotate, but the first one opens with two prominent signs of CorrectThought™:

Reactionary Panorama 1
<br>Reactionary Panorama 2

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Pinkie wrote:They look as if they might be getting into position to dance.
Ah yes, I can see His O'liness as a Macho Socialist Man:

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:What is that? It doesn't look like a regular handshake to me.

I think immediatly afterwards they did the "fist bump".

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:
Pinkie wrote:They look as if they might be getting into position to dance.
Ah yes, I can see His O'liness as a Macho Socialist Man:


Then they all went down to the

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I am so relieved to see His O'liness engaging in the popular demotic of fist bumps. Perhaps next he'll introduce the Kingdom of Hip Hop [that's what they call it; <i>The White Rapper Show</i> on VH1 is not to be missed. Their seriousness combined with their utter and complete stupidity almost makes me feel guilty laughing at them]

Now we know that our president has been living on the Down O. I suggest that he replace "Hail to the Chief" with "Other People's Pussy." And who should be our national poet? We have had of course Robert Frost but he's a DWEM. I suggest 50 Cent. Or Six Mix-a-Lot.

I love big bucks and I cannot lie...

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I like 8 bucks and I cannot lie
You other Progressives can't deny
When a prez walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big check in my face
I get SPRUNG...

But OPP would be perfect for The New Progressive Order if you change it to Other People's Property. Comrade Clinton is all about OPP for The Common Good.

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Comrade Comrade_Comrade,

Thank you for submitting Cincinatti for our targeting list. Notice how the evil Kapitalist Korporation "Skyline Chili" was there, ostensibly attempting to MAKE A PROFIT!!! Granted, their chili tastes like PTC, but that's another story.

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Vodkavich wrote:OPP would be perfect for The New Progressive Order if you change it to Other People's Property. Comrade Clinton is all about OPP for The Common Good.
Commissar, I think that it is time that we overtly acknowledge the sexiness of rapine. You know, and delicate comrades can turn away now, when I think of that stimulus bill it stimulates me. I am typing on a #7 17" MacBook Pro but er, that stimulus is something.

So I propose a way to make some good Progressive Cash.

Package a microdot of the Stimulus Bill inside a robin's-egg-blue oval pill, and call it CICalis. It will improve the sex life of everyone who takes it.

But we'll of course have to change the rape laws.

Oh hell. Why do that? Language has been destroyed for years.

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AbecedariusRex wrote:Excellent work (again).

Now, Sonofbitch! did you all see this???
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Sonofbitch! How did our most excellent comrade Chavez get to shake the hand of the O-one before Geniene Garafellow (or is it Jinean Garrrreiffelo? or who really cares about a washed up ugly liberal actress). Sonofbitch! DID YOU SEE THIS?
AbecedariusRex
Ha! ha! haha! Excellent, my friend. I see my good friend Barry is learning the ways to govern. Even his enemies will honor and respect him!
Image as they honored and respected me.
The airplane was a gift from France and Isreal. Ha! ha!
A bit better than the dicked up DVDs you gave the Queen
of England! No sweat, Barry, you're learning; just
follow Hugo Chavez, he'll show you how to do it.
Image Yes, yes, my good friend is an excellent role model for you Barry!
Find something for Hillary to do. She will keep certain people out of your way.
Ha! ha! ha!
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Everyone loves a strong dictator! Barry you need to change your
title to "President for Life!" Get Rahm Emmanual to see to it.

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I am His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshall Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC ['Victorious Cross'], DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, and Professor of Geography.

All you "comrades" on this website - Ha! ha! ha! - aren't you forgetting something? Hmmmm?
Do you really want to risk the consequencies of your short memories?
Ahem! I'm waiting.....
WHERE'S MY ADMIN PASSWORD?! Yes, you know what I'm talking about;
you want dictatorship, you'll get dictatorship - I'm taking over this website.
Ha! ha! ha! ha! You'll find I'm your most excellent administrator - I'll even invite you to dinner - all you wimp comrades. Ha! ha!

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Dr. Idi Amin wrote:

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I am His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshall Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC ['Victorious Cross'], DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, and Professor of Geography.

Your Excellency,

Re: Dinner

I have a proposal that would be mutually beneficial to both our great nations. As you may be aware the USS of A is in a deep recession currently. As a gesture of goodwill I propose that we can help each out. Since the unemployment is very high now here we have an excess of highly skilled labor. Since you are leading a developing nation you can use such skilled individuals.

We are proud to offer many of our finest Community Organizers, Union Leaders, and Global Warming Experts. We can offer many of the finest Actors in the world, as you are aware Hollywood is the film capitol of the world.

In addition, we have many great civic leaders in the US House and Senate, many of whom are Harvard and Columbia educated and will be out of work after 2010. Our media outlets are also experiencing a downward spiral trend so we can offer the finest the elite media can offer. Many of those work for the New York Times, Washington Post, and the LA Times.

Some of our finest TV news anchors and reporters working for companies like CNN, MSNBC, and NBC (to name a few) can also be provided. We also have many talented radio personalities over at NPR that could be flown down there in a moments notice.

I await your response.

BTW

They say we taste just like chicken? Is that correct?

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Dr. Idi! So glad to see you back again! Did you like my idea of adding a handful of juniper berries to your, er, pork ragout? I find that they add a certain piquancy.

Castrate, I believe that the term is <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism">Long Pig.</a> But Don't tell Dr. Amin that pork is the other white meat; he has said that he prefers the blood of a black man to the blood of a white man for it is sweeter.

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Dr. Amin, I have another recipe suggestion for you. You know how you were complaining last time that I saw you that you just couldn't get all the fat out of the dish, no matter how you skimmed it. I know. I understand. Just pop the pot into an industrial fridge overnight and the fat will rise to the top and solidify.

By the way, Her Honor our Many Titted Empress is coming to visit next month and you've seen her ass.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:
Package a microdot of the Stimulus Bill inside a robin's-egg-blue oval pill, and call it CICalis. It will improve the sex life of everyone who takes it.

So if we take the blue pill we wake up and believe what we want to believe. If we take the red pill we stay in Wonderland and find out how far the rabbit hole goes?

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This is, Rex, the classic Lady or the Tiger.

The Lady is Our Many Titted Empress.
The Tiger is China.

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Infidel Castrate wrote: I have a proposal that would be mutually beneficial to both our great nations. As you may be aware the USS of A is in a deep recession currently. As a gesture of goodwill I propose that we can help each out. Since the unemployment is very high now here we have an excess of highly skilled labor. Since you are leading a developing nation you can use such skilled individuals.

We are proud to offer many of our finest Community Organizers, Union Leaders, and Global Warming Experts. We can offer many of the finest Actors in the world, as you are aware Hollywood is the film capitol of the world.

In addition, we have many great civic leaders in the US House and Senate, many of whom are Harvard and Columbia educated and will be out of work after 2010. Our media outlets are also experiencing a downward spiral trend so we can offer the finest the elite media can offer. Many of those work for the New York Times, Washington Post, and the LA Times.

Some of our finest TV news anchors and reporters working for companies like CNN, MSNBC, and NBC (to name a few) can also be provided. We also have many talented radio personalities over at NPR that could be flown down there in a moments notice.

I await your response.

BTW

They say we taste just like chicken? Is that correct?

Reminds me of the Golgafrincham ark fleet ship "B". I like it!

CC

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Hair dressers, advertising executives, and ACORNs.

Now could someone draw some more hot water? You have to relax a lot in a job like mine...

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Do not forget the telephone handset sanitizers. Or sanitisers.

But I see something of import. The Golfafrinchans decreed that leaves be legal currency. Because the USSA will be forced to inflate the currency to pay the these expenditures, we don't even <i>have</i> to declare leaves to be legal tender. I predict that by 2015 it will take $100 to buy a loaf of bread. And this does not take into account the increased coasts for Cap and Trade, no nukes, no coal plants, no offshore drilling, the destruction of the local oil industry.

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Leaves! Of course, Comrade Commissar. A truly Green currency for a truly Green society. Of course, we'll have to embark on a massive defoilage campaign since it takes approximately 3 major deciduous forests to purchase one ship's peanut.

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Indeed. And in keeping with the crashing ship of state, we will have small furry creatures which will approach you every time that you walk by a public building and offer you a hand towel, and of course a discount coupon for Jifi-Lube.

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AbecedariusRex wrote:Excellent work (again).

Now, Sonofbitch! did you all see this???


Sonofbitch! How did our most excellent comrade Chavez get to shake the hand of the O-one before Geniene Garafellow (or is it Jinean Garrrreiffelo? or who really cares about a washed up ugly liberal actress). Sonofbitch! DID YOU SEE THIS?

They be trading skin. It's what's in you dig? The Citgo man be laying it down and putting it on the Brother like it is. 'The One got to know that Amerika is bringing down the entire Southern Neighborhood with it's non socialist ways. So 'The One got to lay an apology rap on the Citgo man and rev up that Socialism engine.. Book it for sure. Oh yeah don't be forgetting the Hore of a Nation Trinidad.

I cannot speak to this as truth as the Party has not officially annouced our posisition on this although I suspect it will be something aking to 'Yeah it's our fault we should be ashamed and we are too arrogant" or something in the venue.
The One is the Party the The Party is One. All hail the shame of the Party and the One.

(Going for my shovel now)

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AbecedariusRex wrote:
Commissar Theocritus wrote:
Package a microdot of the Stimulus Bill inside a robin's-egg-blue oval pill, and call it CICalis. It will improve the sex life of everyone who takes it.

So if we take the blue pill we wake up and believe what we want to believe. If we take the red pill we stay in Wonderland and find out how far the rabbit hole goes?


Alice thought it went to your head. I hope your head is clean. Feed your head it needs nourishment.
Or ''Off with it'' then no need to feed it.
The Cheshire grins as he spins and the teeth are pearly white. In Wonderland all is subterfuge and facade but then all facades have substance just very little of it.
Report to your nearest brain washer for a boarding pass.

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Infidel Castrate wrote:
Dr. Idi Amin wrote:


Remember, people:
I am His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshall Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC ['Victorious Cross'], DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, and Professor of Geography.

Your Excellency,

Re: Dinner

I have a proposal that would be mutually beneficial to both our great nations. As you may be aware the USS of A is in a deep recession currently. As a gesture of goodwill I propose that we can help each out. Since the unemployment is very high now here we have an excess of highly skilled labor. Since you are leading a developing nation you can use such skilled individuals.

We are proud to offer many of our finest Community Organizers, Union Leaders, and Global Warming Experts. We can offer many of the finest Actors in the world, as you are aware Hollywood is the film capitol of the world.

In addition, we have many great civic leaders in the US House and Senate, many of whom are Harvard and Columbia educated and will be out of work after 2010. Our media outlets are also experiencing a downward spiral trend so we can offer the finest the elite media can offer. Many of those work for the New York Times, Washington Post, and the LA Times.

Some of our finest TV news anchors and reporters working for companies like CNN, MSNBC, and NBC (to name a few) can also be provided. We also have many talented radio personalities over at NPR that could be flown down there in a moments notice.

I await your response.

BTW

They say we taste just like chicken? Is that correct?

Didn't you also teach Sunday School on Monday? Your titles are short a few.
Lord Overall of the Dominion of Africa and all Fauna attached thereto. (Keep off the Grass)
Keeper of the 'Flame of Eternal Despotism' ( Union President of said Despot Organization, Federation of Eternal Despots [FED for short] and Organizer Extraordinary don't you know?)

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Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Here are two interactive virtual reality panoramas from the Cincinnati Tea Party (you'll need Flash to see them). Both are on auto-rotate, but the first one opens with two prominent signs of CorrectThought™:

Reactionary Panorama 1
<br>Reactionary Panorama 2


So many reactionaries in one place. With Jackets on. I infiltrated the One in Atlanta but was sidetracked and waylaid into a BBQ Joint and ummmm well.
I will attempt to infiltrate the next one but I ask 'The Party' to consider scheduling these for warmer climes and times.
(The Hamburgers at the Varisty are excellent umm off topic again.)

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Indeed. And in keeping with the crashing ship of state, we will have small furry creatures which will approach you every time that you walk by a public building and offer you a hand towel, and of course a discount coupon for Jifi-Lube.

Are these small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri by any chance?

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Obamissar 7.62 wrote:
Commissar Theocritus wrote:Indeed. And in keeping with the crashing ship of state, we will have small furry creatures which will approach you every time that you walk by a public building and offer you a hand towel, and of course a discount coupon for Jifi-Lube.

Are these small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri by any chance?

That would make them Tolimans of the House Rigel Kentaurus. Probably survivors from 'The Dunes' (That is an upcoming episode is it not?)
Transposed from the Planet Tatooine and thus from the 'New Hope' the Jawas now inhabit the environs of Chicago and New York.
All Space Adventures are trans positional and run in parallel Galaxies that merge and divert.
(It's a Space / Time continuum thing)

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They actually crawled out of Janet Reno's belly as in <i>Alien</i>.

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And while we're gifting each other by slapping the brother's skin...
Chavez gifts Obama with an anti-US book

LOL "The copy of the book Chavez gave Obama appears to be in Spanish, a language Obama does not speak." ROFL

Stick that in your freakin' DVD Obama-myman.
<br>Addendum: Of course, Steve Benan and the other progressive comrades at Washington Monthly suggest that this is all a matter of course. Pressing the flesh, smiling, rubbing tummies, and dancing the rumba with foreign dictators is all part of the office of POTUS and the foolish, stupid, pea-brained, slope-headed, knuckledragging, coon eating, numbnuts of the wacko right with their moronic teabag throwing, cockamamy balderdash about free speech ought to just shut their pieholes and let the real experts bring about the world of next Tuesday.


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Castrate, I certainly hope that that's a plastic coat and not one made of, gasp, <i>leather</i>.

Unless it's leather from Chavez from an endangered species and then it's all right. In particular if it's leather from the endangered species of the American Who Is Thinking Instead of Posing. AWITIP is definitely an endangered species and unlike say the banded cockroach, which is protected, AWITIP is in the gunsights of all true progressives.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Castrate, I certainly hope that that's a plastic coat and not one made of, gasp, <i>leather</i>.

Unless it's leather from Chavez from an endangered species and then it's all right. In particular if it's leather from the endangered species of the American Who Is Thinking Instead of Posing. AWITIP is definitely an endangered species and unlike say the banded cockroach, which is protected, AWITIP is in the gunsights of all true progressives.

Commisar,

His Excellency Dr. Idi Amin sent me the coat as a diplomatic jesture. I was concerned about it's origin and inquired about it. His Excellency assured me not to worry ... it's 100% recycled leather.

However, if you you are still worried, I shall immediatly dispatch PETA representatives to visit his Excellency in Uganda to investigate. I shall arrange a dinner meeting for the PETA folks and his Excellency ...

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Castrate, what a <i>wonderful</i> idea, that dinner. I believe that I shall send with you some very fine olive oil, for the PETA types tend to be stringy and the women hairy and I don't mean on their heads. The last PETA comradette that I saw looked like a mop head on a bottle brush.

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To his MOST EXCELLENT EXCELLENCY, teacher of Sunday School, Master of the Universe, reader of tea leaves, and president of Uganda and all points south:

May I humbly request a leather jacket for my own use following your above scheduled dinner with representatives from PETA. I would like something smoothe and supple, not too scarred with cigarette stains or overuse of a tanning booth, please.

Yours most humbly,
AbecedariusRex
(terror of the Jurassic salt plains)

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Rex...looks around to make sure that goddamned cannibal isn't listening...

Listen, Rex, I'm your friend. <i>Do <b>not</b> go to one of Idi's dinners</i>. When he says you're going for dinner, you're going to be the dinner. Idi is the only tanner that I know who prizes tans gotten in tanning booths--all those people are so to speak cramming for finals.

However, owing to my good offices, I may be able to get you a jacket made from the PETA people.

Guess who's coming to dinner?
Guess who's not coming back?

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Castrate, what a <i>wonderful</i> idea, that dinner. I believe that I shall send with you some very fine olive oil, for the PETA types tend to be stringy and the women hairy and I don't mean on their heads. The last PETA comradette that I saw looked like a mop head on a bottle brush.

Commissar,

Yes, PETA Comradettes would be in order, with fine VIRGIN olive oil. I understand his Excellency enjoys eating OPP. However, since his Excellency is alleged to be very health conscience, we must provide him balanced nutrition. I think that CNN and MSNBC News Anchors should attend to cover the ceremonies, and they can also bring the Tea Bags. His Excellency would surely enjoy some Uganda Mountain Oysters I believe.

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Perhaps we can suggest to His Excellency to invite the Mime to his dinner?

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The Mime can be his after-dinner entertainment, in any way that you want it to be. Senator Al Frankenstein Monster can also be the after-dinner entertainment. I shall send along a diamond-encrusted cattle prod.

I personally think that the guest of honor should be Michael Moore. I'm currently negotiating with Lodge to make a giant sized cauldron, somewhere on the order of a blast furnace. Along with Mr. Moore, and the various anchors of CNN and MSNBC, I shall send bloggers from the DKos, who shall serve as vegetables. Some in particular are closely related to tubers, and what's a stew without potatoes?

To save Dr. Amin the trouble of stirring, he can merely throw in Keith Olbermann without his Ativan Drip.

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AbecedariusRex wrote:And while we're gifting each other by slapping the brother's skin...
Chavez gifts Obama with an anti-US book

LOL "The copy of the book Chavez gave Obama appears to be in Spanish, a language Obama does not speak." ROFL

Stick that in your freakin' DVD Obama-myman.
<br>Addendum: Of course, Steve Benan and the other progressive comrades at Washington Monthly suggest that this is all a matter of course. Pressing the flesh, smiling, rubbing tummies, and dancing the rumba with foreign dictators is all part of the office of POTUS and the foolish, stupid, pea-brained, slope-headed, knuckledragging, coon eating, numbnuts of the wacko right with their moronic teabag throwing, cockamamy balderdash about free speech ought to just shut their pieholes and let the real experts bring about the world of next Tuesday.

Let it flow.

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AbecedariusRex wrote:To his MOST EXCELLENT EXCELLENCY, teacher of Sunday School, Master of the Universe, reader of tea leaves, and president of Uganda and all points south:

May I humbly request a leather jacket for my own use following your above scheduled dinner with representatives from PETA. I would like something smoothe and supple, not too scarred with cigarette stains or overuse of a tanning booth, please.

Yours most humbly,
AbecedariusRex
(terror of the Jurassic salt plains)
Does he Morph too?


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The Greater Good - It is for the Children!!

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Rex, thanks for the link; I shall have fun with it elsewhere.

Guest, how nice to see the children giving of their own. Mrs. Jellyby would be proud.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Rex, thanks for the link; I shall have fun with it elsewhere.

Guest, how nice to see the children giving of their own. Mrs. Jellyby would be proud.

Really Sir. Such a Bleak outlook on the small matter of giving by a child who probably has a House to live in while there be Africans who have but a hovel.
His pater (possibly not familias to you) seems a fine sensible person that recognizes the needs of all as does the 'One'.
Please Sir may I have some More. Egad now I wander in Elysian Fields I think.



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I would say that Nansky has teeth like a shark but I don't want to insult the sharks. And sharks have a brain the size of an egg, but don't need bigger. It's their teeth and viciousness and appetite.

Like Nansky.

Sorry, Jaws.

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This one is also from Chicago, sent to me today. It seems to be the same sign as the one featured at the top of the thread, but held by a different person in a different location.

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The picture above made it to World Net Daily today, Comrade Zarkof reports.
<br>When the revolutionaries are in charge
Posted: June 12, 2009
by Joseph Farah

It's the very last image in the article - or, in musical terms, the final orchestra hit.

Joseph Farah is founder, editor and CEO of WND and a nationally syndicated columnist with Creators Syndicate. His book "Taking America Back: A Radical Plan to Revive Freedom, Morality and Justice" has gained newfound popularity in the wake of November's election. Farah also edits the online intelligence newsletter Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin, in which he utilizes his sources developed over 30 years in the news business.

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ImageA good article, however, it is an oversimplification of the founding fathers. For instance, one of the photo's show Washington, Adams, Madison, and Me as being "right wing extremists," they were far from united on the way they saw our country's best course. Many were Federalists, who probably would have been less agitated by the role of government today, as the Federalists believed that the Congress should be supreme, and in fact, some felt that eventurally the notion of states would be no more. The Republican's on the othe hand, say state rights and felt the federal govt should be small and unobtrusive. Guess which one I lean toward?


If you aint an Obamazombie, you are a Right Wing Extremist.


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I am bothered by the speicieism invoked by this "snake flag" to identify subversive enemies of the State. Snakes have wants, needs, and feelings like other animals who are also disgusted by enemies of the state. Perhaps we should change this to a non-living symbol of our disgust?

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I do not find Snakes disgusting, they are rather good eating. Grilled is preferred.

Guardian of Pravda wrote:I do not find Snakes disgusting, they are rather good eating. Grilled is preferred.

shake and bake them in a cast iron pan. Mmmmm. Tastes like rabbit.

I always thought Rabbit tasted like Snake.

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:I am bothered by the speicieism invoked by this "snake flag" to identify subversive enemies of the State. Snakes have wants, needs, and feelings like other animals who are also disgusted by enemies of the state. Perhaps we should change this to a non-living symbol of our disgust?

I suppose this means you're opposed to Whacking Day--which I think should be revived, only this time as an excuse to beat up neocons, dittoheads, anti-choice extremists, military vets, teabaggers, Christofascists, AIG execs, people who now say they won't buy a Chrysler, anyone who thinks Obama's health care reform is really some evil plot to "socialize" medicine, and all members of the Palin family.

In fact, I am so magnanimous and in such a festive holiday mood, that I think every day should be Whacking Day, don't you?

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Yes, that's a good idea. And while we are at it, what about stocks on the courthouse yard? And a ducking stool. That's it, a ducking stool. "I don't <i>want</i> to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars of my money to pay off Democrat cronies..."

"Duck him!"

Or throw him in the water. If he floats, he's a Republican witch and should be drowned; if he drowns, then he was a Republican witch.

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Boy o Boy, I was waiting for just such an intro to link to this fun site.

<img width="570" src="https://forums.techguy.org/attachments/99594d1172201548/hillary_slapping_simulator.jpg">
<br>Slap Hillary

Could we not create a flash game of "whack the prog" for the PC? (that is, could someone else who has such knowledge do so cause I have no freakin clue how these things work!)

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So let me get this straight. We are 'Whacking the Duck"? (I'm going to bet that will hurt)
Will 'Ducking' the 'Whack' be considered as a counter maneuver?
'Duck Him'? This is a play on words right?
Can anyone truly 'Duck' him or Her without a 'Whacking' to accompany it.
Can this 'Whack' be turned on or 'Off'.
As in 'Whacking on', 'Whacking Off'?Image Well time to 'Duck' out now.
I'm going Googlewhacking.....what fun.

Sorry; we may be starting something here. This distraction crossed my desk, so I coined a richly meaningful name: Googlewhacking.

Your goal: find that elusive query (two words - no quote marks) with a single, solitary result!

In case you're punningly challenged:
  • to whack on... the big iron over at Google.
  • to whack off... search results, one by one, toward zero.
  • to have nothing better to do than... OK, well, whatever.
  • to X-whack... where X = [favorite search engine], as in "bushwhack":
    ("To make one's way through thick woods by cutting away bushes and branches.")
  • More informally, "Man, that is whack!"
[BLOCKQUOTE]2002-02-04 18:30 UTC Several people have e-mailed me claiming to have invented the idea of searching for one result. (Oddly, however, no one has claimed they invented 'Looking up words in a dictionary' :-) Here's a hint, folks:some of the decaffeinated brands have all the flavor of the real thing!

Many people - myself included - have done such searches for years. It's a natural thing for curious people to do. I just named it"Googlewhacking" (better than the Greek approximation, 'hapaxlegomenon').[/BLOCKQUOTE]

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That's whacking good! (I took that one from Harry Potter)


 
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