Comrades, as I drive around here in the North East it is apparent that something dire is happening. The trees are dying! Everywhere I look their once green leaves are turning yellow and red. Leaves are falling from their majestic branches and litter the ground. Even the squirrels are desperately scurrying about picking up nuts and caching them away for what they must surely sense is the end of the world.

The climate change deniers can no longer ignore these obvious signs of our impending doom.

Meanwhile, the fat-cat conservatives are using wood fuel that comes from chopping down our few remaining oxygen-producing trees and stoking their CO2-belching fireplaces with it, just so they can stay all warm and cozy.


I hate them.........Conservative Earth Killers.

They keep calling these abnormal alternating warm and cold cycles " seasons "....like it was a natural occurrence ! Next thing we're likely to hear is that the Earth is tilted and our climate-shifting catastrophe has always existed........
All they think about is their precious " self-sufficiency " in such matters.......how convenient. These potential terrorists should instead be looking to the federal government to keep them warm, like Obama said they should. Both he and loyal socialist bureaucrats must be allowed to fully run our society to keep scenes like in the photo above from happening !

You sure can bet that this President has never been so desperate as to be forced into chopping-up firewood for his own welfare !

Whoopie, it is bad indeed. I had the honored honor of traveling with our glorious compadre Comrade, Barney the Frank, just last week. Look what we found in Utah. We I cried for 2 maybe 3 seconds at the parched landscape. Where are the trees? Where are the greenery? Where are the fish? Gone, that is where. Nothing but salt is left.
We must spend more money on the global destruction of warming.

If money were water, this would be Barney's dream for our future.

And here is a most accurate photo taken last August, as we pondered our dying dead gulag garden. (we were trying to grow Christmas Winter Solstice trees to take advantage of greedy religious capitalist.) This should not be!


and more accurate proof! See! Dead, falling leaves off of healthy trees! We are on the eve of destruction, comrades!!
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Comrades,
Even in the westivinki this problem is widespread. Perhaps if Congress had not seen fit to cut off water supplies, we might be in better shape. Water of the ocean is wet, but not so good for drinking or using on plants. We may need a Trillion dollar factory that makes water into water. Toilet to tap is not good, drinking from the potty after usage is downrite nasty.

Only dear leader can save us from this cats as trofee.

Call me a thought criminal if you must but those colours sure are pretty.

DARSKI...I MUST CALL YOU THOUGHT CRIMINAL !

Grab your shovel and report to train platform #5.

( Pretty colors indeed ...didn't I tell you she was a Canadian ?)

Krasnodar wrote:DARSKI......I MUST CALL YOU THOUGHT CRIMINAL !
Grab your shovel and report to train platform #5.

Will there be more of those pretty leaves at the station? (dreamy eyed wonder mode)

NO !
Now shut up and get in the boxcar.

Darski, I have some good news. Yes, there is "pretty leaves" from dying trees in the People's Gulag Graveyard & Activity Camp ™ . But be sure to bring your state provide shovel for there seems to be much digging to be done. (it's been a busy week)

Seasons? Don't make me laugh (HA!). Seasons are just a social construct (like race) that has been used for centuries to cover up for the wild climate swings indicative of man caused global warming/cooling.

And the the Earth's tilt? That is clearly the result of too many people living in the so called temperate zones. The Earth is going to flip from the sheer weight of industrialized cities full of people (like the Island of Guam which has too many Marines).

And why do people choose to live in these temperate zones? GREED! That's right, the greedy bastards want to live in a comfortable climate, condemning millions of poor folks to live near the equator, drowning in their own sweat.

We must redistribute people equally over the planet's surface and while we're at it, cull a few million.

No worries, Comrades - I've called for help.


My oncrack staff is awaiting a reply.


(Harry (center) has saved the world more than once.)

Comrade Whoopie, we know you are accurate on your speakage, for democrat Congressman Hankie Johnson expressed concerns for it's sinking, just a few months ago! We have had a Waiting Wake going on since, waiting to watch its sinkage. Too many peoples cause too many much destruction.

Comrade Shovel, we will hope you reach someone who can help. We are depending on your dependability!

Frauleins persons ... that " guy in the middle " in the photo above looks somewhat like you !

That might of some possibility be great great Uncle Herman Pulloskies. He was "into" seeking contact from people or persons of elsewhere, and elsewhere could be anywhere. The last I heard he was killed by a lightning strike while using metal conductors to conduct pertinent investigations in some Area 151 or 51 or... 5... something??

At any rate, the resemblance is remarkable. He's even got that same glassy stare !

After a cursory examination of that fellow on the right, I thought I might download the image and title it " Rasputin Discovers FM ".

GLASSY STARE?! That is precision, unobtuse, resolved, impenetrable thought process, processing!

Like I said.....a glassy stare.

Krasnodar, we really don't like to talk about the Frau's glass eye.

Comrade Krasnodar,
Re: " Rasputin Discovers FM "

Good eye Comrade. The fellow on the right is me. Actually that was a recent test of Trioxin 345 (improved Trioxin 245). We've been working on it for months. It's new and improved. The fellow in the middle was the Frau's Uncle Herman just re-animated. Comrades, it works great! With 345 the deceased are only animated for a few days. Just long enough to vote several times and then it's back to the grave. No more putting up with the walking dead between elections. Also, they like beets instead of brains. No more candidates with missing brain matter. All set for mass activation on Midnight October 31st and deactivation November 3 rd.

Not to worry about the environment Comrades. With millions of dead voters we shall prevail in the elections!

Grigori E.R. wrote:Comrade Krasnodar,
Re: " Rasputin Discovers FM "

Good eye Comrade. The fellow on the right is me. Actually that was a recent test of Trioxin 345 (improved Trioxin 245). We've been working on it for months. It's new and improved. The fellow in the middle was the Frau's Uncle Herman just re-animated. Comrades, it works great! With 345 the deceased are only animated for a few days. Just long enough to vote several times and then it's back to the grave. No more putting up with the walking dead between elections. Also, they like beets instead of brains. No more candidates with missing brain matter. All set for mass activation on Midnight October 31st and deactivation November 3 rd.

Not to worry about the environment Comrades. With millions of dead voters we shall prevail in the elections!

Comrade,

Congratulations on your scientific endeavor, reminds me of back in the day when innovation was a key to progress, and we longed for organic and eco friendly products ...

Grigori E.R., you have developed a glorious new idea to "get out the vote" and one which should give ObamACORN must needed relief (it's so hard filling out all those pre-votes and giggling machinery all night). And it is good that Trioxin 345 has an expiration date, as dear late late Uncle honestly deserved to be hung - HANGED.

WHOOPIE, PUT THAT BACK. *%$#@!!!!!!