Comrades,

I am very happy with all of the progress Dear Leader has made towards nationalizing the banks and the oil companies, however, I am also looking to the future, because in order to implement our glorious system, we must nationalize all businesses. However, it is one thing to nationalize all of the banks, Government Motors, and all of the evil capitalist oil companies, but what of these Native Americans?

Look at them! They are natural born capitalists. Notice how easily the Native American woman in the photograph takes money from the white woman in exchange for a piece of jewelry.

These Native Americans are a conundrum. First of all, they belong to a victim group, which is going to make nationalizing all of their jewelry business under one happy government umbrella a touchy issue.

Perhaps we ought to just increase their taxes, force them to buy health insurance, and regulate them until they can't deal with all of the hassles of being in business for themselves. Then, we could just confiscate all of their jewelry (whatever is left after they've given up), and then just create a government owned crap craft company, kind of like those cute little nesting dolls that were so successfully manufactured in the good old days of the Soviet Empire.

Wait a tick, what if we just send in our SS Wealthspread police? I'm sure after years of good treatment, they won't resist.

You may want to give the photo another look. I don't think our Native American friends are out of the woods yet.

Perhaps we should put Comrade Hillary in charge of the SS Wealthspread Police. No one know better than Hillary how toextract every last drop of bloodbring all peoples, no matter their race, sex or color to a glorious agreement on how best she ought to utilized the fruits of their labor.

No more Mr. Nice Guy. The time for not sharing is up.

Leninka wrote:

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These Native Americans are a conundrum. First of all, they belong to a victim group, which is going to make nationalizing all of their jewelry business under one happy government umbrella a touchy issue.

Perhaps we ought to just increase their taxes, force them to buy health insurance, and regulate them until they can't deal with all of the hassles of being in business for themselves. Then, we could just confiscate all of their jewelry (whatever is left after they've given up), and then just create a government owned crap craft company, kind of like those cute little nesting dolls that were so successfully manufactured in the good old days of the Soviet Empire.

Ah yes! A new white man's progressive's burden . We should just think of them as kulaks.We see how well that worked with Stalin.

I also suggest that to make the proletariat comfortable in knowing that they are going to a State approved store by putting one of these statues in front of each one.


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Comrades,

Years ago in that fascist rag masquerading under the benign title The National Review, there was an article about getting off the "res'." For uptight living-dead white Euro-descent males, what they were smoking is anyone's guess, for the "res" is, while not a workers' utopia, a native people's utopia, and that's pretty close.

The last time I passed through the genocidal apartheid police state of Arizona, a drunken native woman of likely Navajo descent (considering the location), stumbled to my rented car at a gas station mini-mart and begged me to buy her earrings. Dear Lenin, what capitalism had done to that poor woman!

As a child, I once lived next to a Native American (not AmeriKKKan, for they are ethnic) family who had gotten off the "res." The poor souls, they told my parents they were glad to have done so! Though not yet old enough to speak, I was left speechless.

Had we been on a Bureau of Indian Affairs "res," the drunken woman would have been sober and leading a Party-approved volunteer course in progressive traditional earring design and sales to reeducate the mentally and spiritually corrupt.

Perhaps we ought to just increase their taxes, force them to buy health insurance, and regulate them until they can't deal with all of the hassles of being in business for themselves. Then, we could just confiscate all of their jewelry (whatever is left after they've given up), and then just create a government owned crap craft company, kind of like those cute little nesting dolls that were so successfully manufactured in the good old days of the Soviet Empire.

sweet fancy gulags, I thought this was already so? How disturbing. How do they get away with not being forced part of the Glorious Collective ™ ? I must denounce this!

Leninka, I am just simple first wife of second in command to OBL and you to have me in confusion. Why would there to be of takeover of Native American business when Dear Leader Man of Hour Van Jones was of saying we should be to giving Native Americans 'the wealth'?





Should we not be of giving the Native Americans 100 times more than what they to be of asking for such trinkets?

*&%$# &%@#!!!!

Dear Comradess Mrs. Al, we should not inserting unrequested thoughts. Have you not received the Memo of the previous Memo on Denouncements of the Collective ™ ?? You must be keeping breastsabreast of the Current Truth ™. The Current Truth always usurps the Present and Pasts so called truths.
Please, seek out most current Memos!

I see a title emerging for you, Comrade Pulloskies. Commisarka of the Current Truth, and Ever Changing Rules and Regulations Ministry. After all, with the current truth changing as least as fast as the minimum DSL download speed for the lowest of the proletariat computer users, someone has to keep track of every change around here.

Comrade Neotrotsky,

Yes the Wooden Native American man would be a way to honor Native Americans who will be working at the state owned crafts factories.

Comrade Tovarich,

Won't the day be glorious when we are all on the People's Reservation?

Comrade Mrs Al Czarweary,

Just think, once our glorious system is implemented, not only will Native Americans be given all of the wealth, we too, will be given all the weath. Right now, Dear Leader has made a good start by spreading the wealth with stimulus packages.

Leninka wrote:I see a title emerging for you, Comrade Pulloskies. Commisarka of the Current Truth, and Ever Changing Rules and Regulations Ministry. After all, with the current truth changing as least as fast as the minimum DSL download speed for the lowest of the proletariat computer users, someone has to keep track of every change around here.

ooooh, I am so humbly proud, comrade Leninka! I must jot this down in stone for future referential usage. It sounds most perfectly fitting, does it not?!

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:*&%$# &%@#!!!!

Dear Comradess Mrs. Al, we should not inserting unrequested thoughts. Have you not received the Memo of the previous Memo on Denouncements of the Collective ™ ?? You must be keeping breastsabreast of the Current Truth ™. The Current Truth always usurps the Present and Pasts so called truths.
Please, seek out most current Memos!

Fraulein, how to I be of keeping up with so many of the memos that to be littering my cave when there to be so many underwives to be taking care of not to mention Misha who is always in the need of tender loving care?

As Commissarka of the Current Truth and Ever Changing Rules and Regulations Ministry you should not be doing so much of the bending while beeting in garden so you not to be of very much distraction to Misha who is to give me all of the memos. When he to see you in bent overness he first to be one be of the assistance to you then he to forget all about bringing back the memos.

I will now have to be of de-pouncingdenouncing of Misha for being such a bad boy.

Native Americans are already enjoying wealth redistribution.

I just read this whole thread and I must say, aside from The Peoples Comrade asserting that Hillary is watching capitalist money exchanges.. (and providing a chuckle worthy image) the women folk have deemed this thread



I have no right to be this bold (and in fear of being unequal) Mrs Alczarweary has the LOL quote of the moment.

Fraulein, how to I be of keeping up with so many of the memos that to be littering my cave when there to be so many underwives to be taking care of not to mention Misha who is always in the need of tender loving care?

I smiled the whole thread and lost it with that last one. Note: Mrs Alczarweary owes me one mouthful of beer.

The solution is simple. Tax native crafts at 90%. However, all natives who live on the res, will receive massive tax rebate checks and additional incentives. Naturally those who do no work at all will receive extra incentives to compensate for their lack of income. Ultimately this will do away with foolish capitalist thoughts, while making it appear as if The Party(TM) cares for the natives.

Comrade Czarweary; you complain about lack of time to read Current Truth(TM) memos? Have you not received your ration card for Reading Time(TM)? Each comrade is Entitled(TM) to 5 minutes per memo, which also can be used with your Reeducation Time(TM) to further absorb Current Truth(TM). If you have any other questions, please feel free to fill out the proper forms in triplicate and ask them. There is no sense in having centrally planned time, if The Party's(TM) needs cannot be fulfilled.

Leninka wrote:I see a title emerging for you, Comrade Pulloskies. Commisarka of the Current Truth, and Ever Changing Rules and Regulations Ministry.

Today I discovered that it can be expressed in three short letters: VPL (Volatile Party Line)

Wow, I've missed a lot since I was last here. I just crawled out of the janitor's closet where I went to sleep after being asphyxiated from accidentally mixing Clorox with ammonia in a bucket which I was planning to use to mop the floors.

Yes, Comrade Mrs Al Czarweary made me laugh, too. Her humor must come from all of those years of having to entertain herself (and others) in that cave.

Comrade Buffoon,

Another day, another sign! It takes a special talent to produce such frivolous important and useful messages.

So, Comrade Red Square, this means that Fraulein could be called Commisarka of Volatile Party Lines? Very nice. Especially as opposed to clothing lines, and food lines, and vodka lines, which we all just love to stand in for our rations.

Colonel 7.62

So many ration cards, so little time.

Since I am feeling nicey nice today, I will only put you all on report and not denounce you.

Glorious Uber Comrade Obama (PBUH) has renamed the people which you are referring to FIRST Americans. Therefore they are more equal than all other Americans. First among equals if you will. Equals being the common rabble and not us of course.

O'Brien wrote:Glorious Uber Comrade Obama (PBUH) has renamed the people which you are referring to FIRST Americans. Therefore they are more equal than all other Americans. First among equals if you will. Equals being the common rabble and not us of course.

Comrades,

This is glorious, as it suggests the "be more progressive like Canada" meme is making inroads. Canada has its First Nations, so we are finally moving in the right direction. However, it also has a continuing balanced budget after years without one, so perhaps they still have something to relearn up there from us down here.

Once we can exemplify the high dialectical-material and progressive standards demonstrated in wholesome programming like Trailer Park Boys, (less enlightened comrades might find some content offensive) the culture wars will have been One!

Leninka wrote: Colonel 7.62

So many ration cards, so little time.

There is a ration card for that too.

Mrs Al Czarweary wrote: Fraulein, how to I be of keeping up with so many of the memos that to be littering my cave when there to be so many underwives to be taking care of not to mention Misha who is always in the need of tender loving care?

As Commissarka of the Current Truth and Ever Changing Rules and Regulations Ministry you should not be doing so much of the bending while beeting in garden so you not to be of very much distraction to Misha who is to give me all of the memos. When he to see you in bent overness he first to be one be of the assistance to you then he to forget all about bringing back the memos.

I will now have to be of de-pouncingdenouncing of Misha for being such a bad boy.

1. I do not consider that dear comrade Misha need denouncing. We is truly hard working man of youthfulness. Most eager to be of pleasure please.
2. SadlyGratefully, we are to find much guidance in Memo's!! Like Jiffy-Lobo, we must no know the Current Truth and how else to know what is true, if not Papa Bama Memo's?!! We do not want to be failing dear Leader and receivership of great beatings corrections, do we?!! FIND DA MEMO'S (you can quote me). Uber importance.

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:... is truly hard working man of youthfulness. Most eager to be of pleasure please.

Will it be correct then to call him a "youthful idiot"?

And pardon my peekiness, Fraulein, who is this Misha person anyway?

Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Once we can exemplify the high dialectical-material and progressive standards demonstrated in wholesome programming like Trailer Park Boys, (less enlightened comrades might find some content offensive) the culture wars will have been One!

That's a real good movie, eh!

Comrade ThePeoplesComrade,

Yes! The final part of three, where the Canadian legal system is shown as the smooth flawless social justice machine it is, is most rewarding.

Comrades,

With the Akaka Bill, the possibility for nationalizing Hawai'i and eliminating everyone not natively Hawaiian appears on the radar. The domino theory will be justified!

Comrade Tovarich, there is something to be said for the Akaka bill. Perhaps we could have a Native Texan bill. Yes, indeed. The dissolution of the USSA into warring feudal states, which will be absorbed into a huge, gigantic world government. Glory in that prospect. The introduction of the Euro has slowed European growth even more, making them lagging even more in creating wealth than any other industrialized nations. So anything which we can do to foster a huge, unworkable government is right on target.

Leninka, I have walked past that Native American jewelry market in Santa Fe many, many times. It's on the main square of Santa Fe. Notice how these people are being exploited. They're selling jewelry and other baubles, sitting on a lovely square in a lovely town filled with progressives. And only one block away, in two directions, are lots of good art galleries, also selling art works. The weather is never hot, the sky is always blue, the food is good, the colors have that certain almost Mediterranean hue.

Once I was at the north rim of the Grand Canyon driving to Salt Lake from Phoenix. I stopped and bought some necklaces for some assistants from some Native American women. It was such a horrible experience. They were nice, smiling, pleasant, intelligent, spoke excellent English and didn't have a grudge against the world.

Comrades, we have failed if these Native Americans are not marching on the street in protest against the rage du jour.

My heart bleeds for them.

Dear Red Squire Square, Misha is a loyal comrade of the 'hot' persuasion (as these young people say), which Comradess Mrs. Al kindly "loaned" to me, from time to time, to assist the beet evaluation and "other things". (And please IGNORE THE UNFOUNDED AND UNDOCUMENTED RUMORS THERE IS WAS SOMETHING AMISS TRANSPIRING. IT WAS ALL WORK. I have evidence of work, if needed!!)

Comrade Theo, I do have a band aid if that would be of assistance in your bleeding! Do not forget our free "OboobooCare"!

Fraulein, please let me, as a sclerotic and senescent made prog, to give you some advice.

Never, never, never let Mishi have a credit card. Ever. You'd have to be the SEIU to steal enough money to pay off that one.

Also pool boys &c. are notoriously vain. Get him some Clinique and a mirror and he'll be satisfied for days. And since Misha is unlikely to be a silly queen, he might like football.

The important thing is to keep them occupied, fit, and as far away as possible until that's no longer desirable. It's the noise, you know. The noise.

Comrade Buffoon wrote: Mrs Alczarweary owes me one mouthful of beer.

Comrade Buffoon you earned it.

Just tilt your head back and she'll wring out the bar towel into your mouth.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:

Comrade Buffoon wrote: Mrs Alczarweary owes me one mouthful of beer.

Comrade Buffoon you earned it.

Just tilt your head back and she'll wring out the bar towel into your mouth.

Quoting a Comrade "AAAAAK!"

I've always thought that if you sucked on a bar towel then you would be in some sense communing with the spirit of the great W. C. Fields.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:I've always thought that if you sucked on a bar towel then you would be in some sense communing with the spirit of the great W. C. Fields.

WC Fields was a pu**y!

Comrade Buffoon,

Surely you jest! Was it not WC Fields who is widely credited for the "Get away, boy, you bother me" line? Just change "boy" to "fact" and how progressive that line is!

Comrade_Tovarich,

Your ability to toe party line and rewrite history is commendable! 10 new shovels for you and yours!

"Barfly?" They made a movie about my life and I didn't even get a penny in royalties! I want a lawyer dammit, I'm a victim!

Comrade Whoopie wrote:"Barfly?" They made a movie about my life and I didn't even get a penny in royalties! I want a lawyer dammit, I'm a victim!

When are ya gonna stop with the bloody face routine in the alley is all I'm askin....

Whoopie, if you want master lessons on being a bar fly, listen to Ron White.