After the INSANELY partisan Attacks upon Imam Obama (PBUH) by the Criminal Rethuglikans Who Are Interested Only In Supporting Their 1% rich, Rich, RICH Supporters, Imam Obama (PBUH) has wisely decided to minimize HIS public exposure to ridicule from the Criminal RepubliTrumpHoodlums (ptui, ptui).

Accordingly, Imam Obama (PBUH) will offer only the following document collection for public viewing:
and this Comprehensive Collection will form the ENTIRE Collection of The Obama Papers in the new (and already WILDLY POPULAR!!!) Obama Presidential Library.

As usual, if you wish access to this Comprehensive Collection of Documents, all of which describe in detail the Heroic Accomplishments of Imam Obama (PBUH), you will be required to have a Fully Documented Permission Form that is Personally Signed by Imam Obama (PBUH) or by his Faithful Servant, Valerie Jarrett.

Apparatchik Unkulturny wrote: ...As usual, if you wish access to this Comprehensive Collection of Documents, all of which describe in detail the Heroic Accomplishments of Imam Obama (PBUH), [highlight=#ffff00]you will be required to have a Fully Documented Permission Form[/highlight] that is Personally Signed by Imam Obama (PBUH) or by his Faithful Servant, Valerie Jarrett.

Will an online cut-and-paste "long form" of this permission form suffice?