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The Trumpish are coming, The Trumpish are coming!

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A DORK* of type F**, fully prepared to parade, come Nov. 8th.

Comrades, this servile display of voluptuosity & curvaceousness, paired with the mere imagery of Trump's grabby hands - nay, that's too much to further go into the matter... Comrades, you just imagine this provincial bimbo adding, say, ostrich feathers to her grotesque outfit, and you have full Sodom & Gomorrah! And you know - in flyover country, everything can happen!

* DORK : Deplorable, Opposing Redneck Kreature.
** F/M : DORKs oppressively segregate Humans by genitalo-genetic "traits", fully unaware of the deconstructively post-structuralized nature of Novyi Chelovek (cf.), the glorious New Human of the 21 century. They, the DORKs, simply don't get the concept of postmodern freedom feelings emanating from progressive faculty lounges and social-engineering Departments of Gender Studies and Womyn Imponderabilia (including Menopausality & Estrogenitivity).

Admitted, DORKs show pragmatic tolerance for MM, FF, (MMM, ...), uh, congress, and - in general - grasp that there is even (sometimes) true human affection in play.

DORKs also happen to embrace value in oeuvres by MMs/FFs. Say, DORKs read W. H. Auden's poetry, admire N. W. Gogol's satire, watch paintings of F. Bacon, regard (and still cite) the work of P. S. Alexandrov, ... , etc. (to say nothing of poems by Saphho and Rumi).


But, but, but - back to basics :

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An M-DORK vehicle, ready to rush on Nov. 8th to the voting booth, with a bunch of Trumpish hayseeds, boozing, in the cargo area.

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... yet that's not who we are, and what the 21 century is ‒ korrekt?
says:



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Our Great Leader, running out the clock while looking for perspectives to decree some final mischievous progress. Further into the sweep of the horizon, he looks for His Next Step - Planetary Community Organizer One.

This done, He then adds a line or two to His Memoir for The Annals Of History (He usually draws His inspiration from Harold Chamberlain, who successfully pacified half the Globe) :

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The Great Leader will do even better than Chamberlain, as documented in that oeuvre of 2008, at a time when it was dawning on Humanity, who He was ‒ The One, who stepped down from His Heights into the realm and fray of mere humans :

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And, last minute (and on the assumption that Amerikkka will get an orange P45),
Clinton Foundation & Residence is planned to relocate (after slammer-time served) :

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yep, Zzyzx, CA.

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MAGA !

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Due to Glorious Edookayshn brought to Amis by Unionized Progressivity Of Teachers and Zinnionized Educativity Of History, each Ami kiddie and teen of course knows White Sands, the nearby WSMR (White Sands Missile Range) and the fascinating story of Amiland's rocket development - starting in the dawn of the post-WW2 era and leading to Saturn-V, Space Shuttle (and, these days, Falcon 9).

And so, every Ami immediately recognizes the spiritus rector of that effort, in pics above. korrekt?...

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.
MAGA !

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Due to Glorious Edookayshn brought to Amis by Unionized Progressivity Of Teachers and Zinnionized Educativity Of History, each Ami kiddie and teen of course knows White Sands, the nearby WSMR (White Sands Missile Range) and the fascinating story of Amiland's rocket development - starting in the dawn of the post-WW2 era and leading to Saturn-V, Space Shuttle (and, these days, Falcon 9).

[highlight=#ffff00]And so, every Ami immediately recognizes the spiritus rector of that effort, in pics above. korrekt?..[/highlight].

Comrade Von Braun was the first to realize that 9 pregnant women could produce a baby in a single month. This discovery lead to the X-15 project and ultimately, Tang! What a world.

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Captain Craptek wrote:... the X-15 project and ultimately, Tang! What a world.
alack, the full X-* story! feels almost better than the Fight for Glorious Future...
(here comes the swoosh of a shovel, then samokritika, and back to the beet fields...)

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote:... the X-15 project and ultimately, Tang! What a world.
alack, the full X-* story! feels almost better than the Fight for Glorious Future...
(here comes the swoosh of a shovel, then samokritika, [highlight=#FFFF00]and back to the beet fields...)[/highlight]

You must be thankful to have a field of beets you tend. Think of all the starving children here in the USSA going to bed hungry this very night. Worse still, it's back to Standard Time tomorrow so they must wait an extra hour for their morning bowl of artificial chicken flavored steam. As I said earlier, what a world!
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Captain Craptek wrote:... artificial chicken flavored steam ...
Jeeejsus Mariiiiiiijja, Himmelherrgott!, uh, I mean, By Lenin's Overcomb!

zhe Chlorhühnchen/Chlorhähnchen Syndrome!
zhe greatest and wildest Hysteria of zhe Dsherman-2016!
zhe Pinnacle of Volksmassen-devouring KKKapitalizm!!!

Even a Trumpish DORK wouldn't eat zhat!


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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote:... artificial chicken flavored steam ...
Jeeejsus Mariiiiiiijja, Himmelherrgott!, uh, I mean, By Lenin's Overcomb!

zhe Chlorhühnchen/Chlorhähnchen Syndrome!
zhe greatest and wildest Hysteria of zhe Dsherman-2016!
zhe Pinnacle of Volksmassen-devouring KKKapitalizm!!!

Even a Trumpish DORK wouldn't eat zhat!


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Comrades,
The Goat Man comes.....

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Long live the 150 year revolution.

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Honorable & Honest Comrade Linkol'n ― are these chlorine jars? to torture the poor quadrupeds? and kill the amoebamorphic species crawling in their fur?

P.S. and are you a Joo? because Abrakham?


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Comrade Abrakham Linkol'n wrote:... Long live the [highlight=#ffff00]150[/highlight] year revolution.
Indeed, indeed. But din't you mean the [highlight=#ffff00]100[/highlight] year revolution?

What a glorious timeframe - Feb. 23, 1917 (St. Petersburg, Russia) to Jan. 20, 2017 (900 miles north of St. Petersburg, Florida)! And Neo-Bolsheviki already rehearsing their gig!


 
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