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The Turning Tide

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As Obama's poll numbers continue to fall and republicans around the country gather strength heading towards 2012 a question comes to mind.

What will republicans do with the opportunity granted them?

The 1994 revolution held such promise but the leadership and subsequent administrations did very little with their sweeping victory. While the Bush administration and its congress were able to wage a war and install competent Supreme Court justices (while under duress from their own party) they were utter failures in many respects and I hold them responsible for the fact that someone like Obama was electable. The inability to curb spending and reform Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are primary examples of their incompetence. They chose not to fight when the opportunity presented itself and might have had the worst PR team in the history of the presidency.

I will say this about democrats; they are unapologetic and aggressive with their agenda. What Obama has accomplished to this point is mind blowing even though it looks like he will fail on health care. The nationalization of the auto industry, the proposed cap and trade legislation, the cash for clunkers program which is nothing more than a government subsidized economic pain killer that will merely treat a symptom for the short term at high cost to the taxpayers.

WHAT WILL CONSERVATIVES DO? We cannot be back benchers forever. We have to solve problems and be aggressive in doing so. We must have tort reform, we must have school vouchers (in my opinion the trump ace card in our pocket), we must not rescue uncompetitive companies, we must cut spending significantly, and we must reign in the shell game on Wall Street. Free markets are great when they are honest and held accountable. I highly recommend the book House of Cards which documents the collapse of Bear Stearns. The level of incompetence is laughable. That people like these would be responsible for the foundations of our economic system is terrifying. That said the stilted regulation of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac set us all up.

I also recognize that while the dems hang themselves with their own rope conservatives have to be prepared to do something substantive. The status quo is an abject failure which the Bush years proved.

I am out of character for this forum and this may not be the proper place for this type of discourse, if so move it and I'll follow it wherever it goes.

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Comrade INGSOC!

As you will notice above with the "Out Of Karakter" graphic we inserted... there are certain protocols when pretending to be a kapitalist konservative pig (spit). These protocols can be found in The Peoples WYSIWIG. As you will also notice, The Party™ resized your avatar for you, as you came to us with bold and big pronunciations which The Party™ frowns upon, for it demostrates a lack of re-education and Peoples Guilt™. Welcome to the collective comrade!

-Supreme Commander of Thread Jacking & Stuffed Mice Toys™

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"I am out of character for this forum and this may not be the proper place for this type of discourse, if so move it and I’ll follow it wherever it goes. "

Comrade, don't worry. You have come to the right place...for a show trial! Comrade Square - shall we start the preparations? We haven't had a proper show trial for a long time now.

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<a href="https://radioequalizer.blogspot.com/200 ... ml">Howard Dean Says Senate Republicans Want Obama Dead </a> @ Drudge

Howard Dean would be the perfect Judge for the Show Trial. He's shown restraint and generosity towards his opponents. The scream would be an extra added attraction. He's a doctor, too, without a job or at least until he serves on the Death Panel. His fellower Vermonter, Bernie Sanders, is a card-carrying member of the party.

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Chairman Dean is indeed a zealous and very useful Party apparatchik, well-suited to lead Death Panels.

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As for show trials, Vodkov, we follow strict formal procedures and cannot just arbitrarily put someone on a show trial simply because we want to. Someone must denounce him first an bring trumped-up charges.

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I will gladly denounce this KKKapitalist swine. If for no other reason than his grammar, spelling,and passion makes the party leadership look less glorious.

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Indeed!


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Who would dare talk ill of The Messiah's falling Popularity! I, Commissar Rooster, recommend this prole for re-education!


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If you see the town-hall meetings on the legacy media, you're lucky. But they are real <i>people</i>, not leftist rented goons. These are the people who tend to their yards, pay off their mortgages, send their kids to college. And to have Nansky call it astroturfing, and to have others say they're a Klan meeting is so over the top that even independents may be paying attention.

The elections have been decided by the independents. The people who like fiscal responsibility but also social liberalism. I agree with Mark Steyn 99% of the time but it's bootless to say that conservatism has to be fiscal AND social. It's been shown that social conservatives alone cannot win an election and it's all well and good to sulk in ideological purity. And out of power as everything that you want gets taken away.

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Ummm.... Commissar Theocritus, your definition of Independents smacks of crack. Yet, I'll agree that the majority of them are possibly lost souls searching. I tend to fear the Independent voter as someone who refuses to follow the pack... this is bad for The Party(TM)!

Once again Commissar, you are in the process of being denounced for these Thoughtcrimes(TM) that you continuously spout willy nilly across The Cube. It was recently determined that you are a follower of Rush Da Hut in his admiration of kitty kats. KITTY KATS COMMISSAR! This is outrageous!

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RR, you'd better watch it, or I'll send Bruno over to serenade you at the coop.

I promise you. You won't like it.

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Red Square wrote:Chairman Dean is indeed a zealous and very useful Party apparatchik, well-suited to lead Death Panels.

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As for show trials, Vodkov, we follow strict formal procedures and cannot just arbitrarily put someone on a show trial simply because we want to. Someone must denounce him first an bring trumped-up charges.

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After reading the response to my comments I felt a twinge of self hatred and reported myself
immediately to [email protected]. Obama be praised my transmission made it though prior to the shut down.
I documented my reeducation for the benefit of the cube and highly recommend that anyone who has similar self loathing take part in the program. I met many luminaries on my path to further enlightenment as you shall see.



Winthin a few minutes of my self reporting there came a knocking at my door. Comrade Gore had arrived to personally escort me to the center. After changing into my new duds we hit the road for a long session of humiliation through the streets before the prole masses.
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Upon arriving at Reeducation Center #24456 I was welcomed warmly and shown to my room by this plesant but rather shrill young lady. I would spend the next 96 hours wide awake on a tasty cocktail of opiates, ethanol, scopolamine, 3-Quinuclidinyl benzilate and temazepam.
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My reeducator, Chuck, taught me via extremes of the human experience that The One is correct no matter the issue and that the Party only wants what is fair and just for us all. Four toes and the insignificant loss of brain tissue is a small price to pay for such clarity.
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It all went so swimmingly well that on the recommendation of Chuck the Party rushed my family and I into a peoples art consortium where this glorious poster of my redemption was produced. I will be an example to all who have impure thoughts or families with more than one child.
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There is HopeTMfor us all.

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Yes. We know that Ethiopian children are much purer than Brit children because they produce 1/160 the carbon footprint. Of course since the average lifespan of an Ethiopian male is about 45 years, that needs to be adjusted a bit.

This is of course the way to proceed in Obamacare. Kill them off as soon as they quit paying taxes.

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Ah, a most equal re-education, Comrade Ingsoc, I hope this will serve as a lesson to others in the collective; that you cannot go about willy nilly spouting KAPITALIST LIES! Like, erm, *cough* Dear Leader Commissar Theocritus.

Oh great! Here comes Bruno!

NO! NO! NO! Mercy! Not TICO TICO to a volkslieder beat!!!
<br>Ahhhhhh, the Oom-pah, Oom-pah!!!

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RR, how can you do this to Bruno? Showing him a picture of how he looks with those shoes and that hat and that armadillo purse. He'll be sobbing for weeks and I'll have to let him use my AmEx just to stop the tears. And god knows what he'll get.

I am convinced that the Victoria's Secret catalog only started plus sizes because of Bruno.

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I understand Commissar Theocritus, it could mean attire that we just don't want to see Bruno in, although you must admit Comrade Ingsoc's "personal trainer" does display quite the fashion sense....

INGSOC wrote:
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...perhaps Bruno has found a new friend in "Chuck"?

INGSOC wrote: There is HopeTMfor us all.

Yes, Comrade Ingsoc, there is Hope(TM) for us all, and The Party(TM) thanks you for finally (thanks to some good old fashioned prole re-education) seeing the error of your KKKapitalist (spit) ways.

Oooh, and one more thing, did you perchance get Comrade Gore's autograph picture? The Church of Goreman(TM) is all the rage with the carbon credit crowd these days and I think you could get some extra beet rations or perhaps even a new handel for your shovel if he happened to give you such a prize.

I hear Meows been looking for a new high-end French toupe and a Leaded Gas Zil Motor for His Highness The Goreman's Yacht. Don't ask me why, you don't want to know! And of course you know The Chairman, he has in hands in so much OPM and then even the sparkle of a shiny button thows him into a frenzy for MORE!... and he looses track of the 5 year plan, but there's always another 5 year plan! Don't you worry!

Good old Chairman Meow, so much like His Holiness The Goreman, because we all know it's for The Children(TM).

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Comrade INGSOC

That is some mighty fine PRIVATE re-education you received. The party however likes PUBLIC re-education complete with party approved classes and topics. So I still have my suspicions as to your real proggyness.

It would help allay my suspicions if you would take this this little quiz and report your score.

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3154


I do see great potential in you as a valued member of the party. You do seem to have the character of being able to be a complete leech on society and contributing to said society with nothing but a lot of whining dressed up as intellectual talk, while making a pretty good pile of OPM (other peoples money) for yourself.

I'll be watching you very close INGSOC and will many others to see if your going to pan out with the collective.

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Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:Comrade INGSOC

That is some mighty fine PRIVATE re-education you received. The party however likes PUBLIC re-education complete with party approved classes and topics. So I still have my suspicions as to your real proggyness.

It would help allay my suspicions if you would take this this little quiz and report your score.

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3154


I do see great potential in you as a valued member of the party. You do seem to have the character of being able to be a complete leech on society and contributing to said society with nothing but a lot of whining dressed up as intellectual talk, while making a pretty good pile of OPM (other peoples money) for yourself.

I'll be watching you very close INGSOC and will many others to see if your going to pan out with the collective.

Comrade Woogums,

I would remind you that the public segment of my reeducation was supervised by Comrade Gore when I was paraded and berated around Red Square for more than 10 hours. As you'll note in the photo I was riding the KKKapitalist Pig-Cycle which gets 456.7 km to the litre and runs on bull$#%@. Undoubtedly it was designed by the biggest brains in all of Goredom.

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Since we are in camera here, I'll let you all in on another secret. Jet Propulsion Labs is just about to finish testing a car which runs on...wait for it...self-righteousness! The Goracle himself can power all the vehicles on earth, and when the self-righteousness of Lord "We are who we have been waiting for" Obama is factored into it, we'll have enough energy to catapult the earth to Alpha Centauri.

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Red Rooster wrote:I understand Commissar Theocritus, it could mean attire that we just don't want to see Bruno in, although you must admit Comrade Ingsoc's "personal trainer" does display quite the fashion sense....

INGSOC wrote:
Image (Photo Credit: Hugo Chavez)

...perhaps Bruno has found a new friend in "Chuck"?

INGSOC wrote: There is HopeTMfor us all.

Yes, Comrade Ingsoc, there is Hope(TM) for us all, and The Party(TM) thanks you for finally (thanks to some good old fashioned prole re-education) seeing the error of your KKKapitalist (spit) ways.

Oooh, and one more thing, did you perchance get Comrade Gore's autograph picture? The Church of Goreman(TM) is all the rage with the carbon credit crowd these days and I think you could get some extra beet rations or perhaps even a new handel for your shovel if he happened to give you such a prize.

I hear Meows been looking for a new high-end French toupe and a Leaded Gas Zil Motor for His Highness The Goreman's Yacht. Don't ask me why, you don't want to know! And of course you know The Chairman, he has in hands in so much OPM and then even the sparkle of a shiny button thows him into a frenzy for MORE!... and he looses track of the 5 year plan, but there's always another 5 year plan! Don't you worry!

Good old Chairman Meow, so much like His Holiness The Goreman, because we all know it's for The Children(TM).

Comrade Cock,


I did not acquire an autographed photo while in Education Center
#24456. I was however tattooed in a place I shall not describe by my reeducator with a startling likeness of His Green Holiness.



For what it is worth my family was awarded two squares extra ration of toilet tissue paper upon my exemplary completion of the programme.

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Yes, Comrade INGSOC, this tattooing is required of all proles, only around here we call it impaling, of which Dear Leader Commissar Theocritus is in charge. Crossing the Commissar is not recommended, as there has been placed more than one scar on my backside in passing.

I just thank Obama, that for the most part, that I am on Commissar Theocritus' good side, I dread a night at the Rancho, as nightmares of Bruno have already plagued my coop.

Keep your squares of tissue handy, and what you may also need, in my estimation of your affliction, are some of these for the bleeding to come....

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INGSOC wrote:
Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:Comrade INGSOC

That is some mighty fine PRIVATE re-education you received. The party however likes PUBLIC re-education complete with party approved classes and topics. So I still have my suspicions as to your real proggyness.

It would help allay my suspicions if you would take this this little quiz and report your score.

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3154

Comrade Woogums,

I would remind you that the public segment of my reeducation was supervised by Comrade Gore when I was paraded and berated around Red Square for more than 10 hours. As you'll note in the photo I was riding the KKKapitalist Pig-Cycle which gets 456.7 km to the litre and runs on bull$#%@. Undoubtedly it was designed by the biggest brains in all of Goredom.

In deciphering this coded message to my most equal Comrade Snoogie, I assume this 456.7 was your score on the test required by The Party™?

I'm seeing a public impaling in your future, comrade, as fresh fish that cannot show due respect to senior party members, receive the freshest of Commissar Theocritus' impaling stakes.

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Red Rooster wrote:
INGSOC wrote:
Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:Comrade INGSOC

That is some mighty fine PRIVATE re-education you received. The party however likes PUBLIC re-education complete with party approved classes and topics. So I still have my suspicions as to your real proggyness.

It would help allay my suspicions if you would take this this little quiz and report your score.

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3154

Comrade Woogums,

I would remind you that the public segment of my reeducation was supervised by Comrade Gore when I was paraded and berated around Red Square for more than 10 hours. As you'll note in the photo I was riding the KKKapitalist Pig-Cycle which gets 456.7 km to the litre and runs on bull$#%@. Undoubtedly it was designed by the biggest brains in all of Goredom.

In deciphering this coded message to my most equal Comrade Snoogie, I assume this 456.7 was your score on the test required by The Party™?

I'm seeing a public impaling in your future, comrade, as fresh fish that cannot show due respect to senior party members, receive the freshest of Commissar Theocritus' impaling stakes.

Comrade,

I could tell you that I passed with flying colors but the Truthtm is that I'm beginning to crave the abuse.


 
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