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The United Socialist States of Europe...will prevail.

Fellow Comrades:
This weekend France decided to disrupt the process of creating the United Socialist States of Europe, taking power away from the people and giving it to the capitalist pigs. These pigs voted against the new constitution that would have granted great power to the people, but instead, they voted against their own best interests. The details are here, along with information on the new Prime Minister.

It seems that there are quite a few people who need to be sent to either the Gulag or the Guillotine. There are way too many pigs to simply "Re-educate" them. So, let's take some drastic actions and start a revolution!

Pushing for a new USSE,
Vladimir Ivanov
Red Journalism Headquarters, Moscow, USSR

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What has happened? Does this mean that we can't depend on France to help us out during the Revolution? I agree with Comrade Vladamir on this one, they cannot be re-educated, re-instate the guillotine!

Kommissar Betty,
First of all, congratulations on your status as a Kommissar. Your work will be much appreciated as you continue your progress in the Party.

I happen to have some guillotines in my backyard. Why don't you stop by sometime, and I can give you one. In fact, the ones I have happened to use dual-launch modes. You can use the new fashioned "press the red button" style, or you can use the old style "pull the string!" Let me know which one you would like.

On to the beheadings!
Vladimir Ivanov
Moscow, USSR

Kommissar Betty wrote:What has happened? Does this mean that we can't depend on France to help us out during the Revolution? I agree with Comrade Vladamir on this one, they cannot be re-educated, re-instate the guillotine!

Kommissar Betty,
First of all, congratulations on your status as a Kommissar. Your work will be much appreciated as you continue your progress in the Party.

I happen to have some guillotines in my backyard. Why don't you stop by sometime, and I can give you one. In fact, the ones I have happened to use dual-launch modes. You can use the new fashioned "press the red button" style, or you can use the old style "pull the string!" Let me know which one you would like.

On to the beheadings!
Vladimir Ivanov
Moscow, USSR

Yes Komissar Betty, I too was recently blessed by the party via promotion! Congratualtions!

I shall behead several infidels in your honor tonight!

Komrade Koz,
Congratulations on your promotion as well! Your work will also be much appreciated, Kommissar.

Vladimir Ivanov
Moscow, USSR

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Komrade Koz wrote:
Kommissar Betty wrote:What has happened? Does this mean that we can't depend on France to help us out during the Revolution? I agree with Comrade Vladamir on this one, they cannot be re-educated, re-instate the guillotine!

Kommissar Betty,
First of all, congratulations on your status as a Kommissar. Your work will be much appreciated as you continue your progress in the Party.

I happen to have some guillotines in my backyard. Why don't you stop by sometime, and I can give you one. In fact, the ones I have happened to use dual-launch modes. You can use the new fashioned "press the red button" style, or you can use the old style "pull the string!" Let me know which one you would like.

On to the beheadings!
Vladimir Ivanov
Moscow, USSR

Yes Komissar Betty, I too was recently blessed by the party via promotion! Congratualtions!

I shall behead several infidels in your honor tonight!

Komrade Koz,
Congratulations on your promotion as well! Your work will also be much appreciated, Kommissar.

Vladimir Ivanov
Moscow, USSR

Thank you Vladamir, I would very much like a guillotene, and congradulations to you and Komrade Koz for your promotion, but remember to keep quiet about it, after all, we are all equal (although some of us are more equal than others).

Kommissar Betty wrote:
Komrade Koz wrote:
Kommissar Betty wrote:What has happened? Does this mean that we can't depend on France to help us out during the Revolution? I agree with Comrade Vladamir on this one, they cannot be re-educated, re-instate the guillotine!

Kommissar Betty,
First of all, congratulations on your status as a Kommissar. Your work will be much appreciated as you continue your progress in the Party.

I happen to have some guillotines in my backyard. Why don't you stop by sometime, and I can give you one. In fact, the ones I have happened to use dual-launch modes. You can use the new fashioned "press the red button" style, or you can use the old style "pull the string!" Let me know which one you would like.

On to the beheadings!
Vladimir Ivanov
Moscow, USSR

Yes Komissar Betty, I too was recently blessed by the party via promotion! Congratualtions!

I shall behead several infidels in your honor tonight!

Komrade Koz,
Congratulations on your promotion as well! Your work will also be much appreciated, Kommissar.

Vladimir Ivanov
Moscow, USSR

Thank you Vladamir, I would very much like a guillotene, and congradulations to you and Komrade Koz for your promotion, but remember to keep quiet about it, after all, we are all equal (although some of us are more equal than others).

Too true! Long live the People's Republic of New Jersey!

(Yeah, just keep in mind about the PTT attitude that the Professor mentioned!)

By the way, the guillotines should be on their way via USPS (United Socialist Postal Service). Enjoy, but be careful not to get under the blade...that would hurt pretty badly.

Vladimir Ivanov

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Yes, the "heads" of the BBC have learned that quite well already.

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How the mighty keep winning! Darn their oily hides!


 
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