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The World's Biggest Holes

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Comrades, compadres and compatriots, and less than Comrades:

I received a top secret email from a top secret source which I cannot identity due to the Government Shutdown, but I did feel the need to share some 'not as secret' of the secret email.

Here is a big hole in South Africa: it is 1097 meter deep mine which was pillaged of over 3 tons of diamonds before being closed. Looks dangerous, does it not?!

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Here is big sinkhole in Guatemala: the big hole swallowed 2 dozen homes and killed at least 3 peoples. I would suggest, saying in the gulag!

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And here is the "big hole" I did not understand. Maybe someone can be offering clarification?

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**UPDATED CORRECT PHOTO REPLACE INCORRECT PHOTO SUBMITTED BY NOW PREVIOUS ASSISTANT.

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Comrade Fraulein, this is the official "Pooper Scooper" which is sent out twice daily to collect the deposits from the official Spite House dogulary.

I am unsure as to why this would be a "hole" - each Marine One only costs a few hundred million dollars and who knows how many thousands of dollars per hour to operate. But remember, this is the People's money and is therefore free.

UPDATE: Oh dear. They've furloughed the helicopter.

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Well, dear Frau, the closest comparison is the astronomical phenomenon of the "black" hole, a void in space which sucks so hard that even LIGHT is absorbed into its own entity, and nothing escapes from its effects.

How it fits into that shiny helicopter is a mystery.

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Fraulein Frankenfeinstein wrote: And here is the "big hole" I did not understand. Maybe someone can be offering clarification?

There is perhaps a word missing between "big" and "hole"? Word describes donkey-like animal and refers to frequent passenger of helicopter, also resident of large white dacha?

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RedDiaperette wrote:
Fraulein Frankenfeinstein wrote: And here is the "big hole" I did not understand. Maybe someone can be offering clarification?

There is perhaps a word missing between "big" and "hole"? Word describes donkey-like animal and refers to frequent passenger of helicopter, also resident of large white dacha?

umm, oh OH YES I SEEEE!! Perhaps Comrade Diaperette has nailed the commie with the anvil... top secret email could have been sent out by Rethugs who are all racist haters who hate the White (racist name!!) House when dear leader is in occupation there.

Comrade Tovarichi -- "black hole' is empty space and a slur against our dear leader or as with the "n" word, is a term of endearment by black comrades?

**UPDATE: INCORRECT PHOTO HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH CORRECT PHOTO OF DEAR LEADERS WHITE HOUSE.

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RedDiaperette wrote: There is perhaps a word missing between "big" and "hole"? Word describes donkey-like animal and refers to frequent passenger of helicopter, also resident of large white dacha?
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Use as a scientifical noun is acceptable in professional discussion such as this be.

Can you put the shiny helicopter picture back up? It reminds me of days gone by when it used to fly over my meager beet patch and pecan orchard near Crawford...

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Tovarichi wrote:Well, dear Frau, the closest comparison is the astronomical phenomenon of the "black" hole, a void in space which sucks so hard that even LIGHT is absorbed into its own entity, and nothing escapes from its effects.

How it fits into that shiny helicopter is a mystery.

Might I humbly suggest "rainbow" hole to replace this T-bagger racist slur "black" hole.

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Perhaps I can submit to the College of Astronomy, Astrophysics, and all things Space Cadets that they cease and forthwith decist using the perjorative adjective "black" and suggest they substitute "half-white of Indonesian upbringing and marginally documented Hawaiian origin."

Yep, they'll get in line.

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Comrades,

Based on my latest issue of "A Progs Party Approved Vocabulary", the appropriate term for the astronomical object is "Hole-of-Color". Please stay current.

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Captain Craptek wrote:Comrades,

Based on my latest issue of "A Progs Party Approved Vocabulary", the appropriate term for the astronomical object is "Hole-of-Color". Please stay current.


It is only fair that loyal Comrade Craptek, receive Flying Finger award for pointing his finger at the hole... core of the problem. Hole of Color should be the Term of the Day!
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Thank you Comrade Fraulein - My first award. I will place it next to my rare nut collection.

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While we talk of holes,
holes of color, big holes
.....we still have caves.....
Big Caves...

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Kamerad trashie -

My daughter child-of-unnamed-sex-but-definitely-an-energetic-beet-field-worker has visited a "Political Forum" featuring this Cavern. (However, what is surprising is that Bats (the actual animal kind, and not the kind that is pre-identified with the "moon-" appellation) are not flying out of this Thing's "mouth".

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Captain Craptek wrote:...I will place it next to my rare nut collection.
Having never won an award of such stature or sparkle, I can truthfully confess state that
that's not my finger next to the squirrel's nuts.


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Dare I mention another of the world's biggest holes? You know, the one that sucks so hard that every crumb of food within 50 feet has no chance of escape.



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"A crumb is a terrible thing to waste", and "No crumb left behind" - These are Moochelle's contributions to the Prog Glossary of Dumb Sayings. Thanks, Mooch!

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We've already passed into the HopeHole:

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which leaves the Tea Partiers trying to escape Obamageddon:

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--KOOK

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My my what an array of glorious holes we have on display! And we can be uber proud tdhat they all reside in the socialist Democratic Partyof holes, can we not?

Most devoted Comrade Tovarichi, you gave me a tear.. perhaps 2. How can it be that such a loyal Comrade could not receive an award of esteem after so many years and decades of loyalty??

I am thinking you should receive the Tea Bagged Award of the People's Cube! I am sure you have found yourself bagged a time or two and yet remain loyal to the those of us who demand loyalty. Place said award on your mantel and keep your greedy fingers away from the Squirrels nut collection (he is very sensitive about how small said collection is)
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Most gracious Frau, I am humbled by this auspicious and gaudy award. It will not be stored next to anyone's nuts, but worn proudly. This day I am more equal!

Celebratory beverages in large quantity will be served behind the People's tractor barn once the beets are weeded and the tools are cleaned and inspected. Comrade Krasnodar has brewed a batch with a delicate antifreeze bouquet, and a subtle grilled onion aftertaste...

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Fraulein,

Feel free to join Tovarichi in the rodent bashing fun.

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Comrade Tovarichi, I am pleased that you are pleased with the pleasing award -- just watch those squirrel nuts.

ah yes, Comrade Nuts. . . Squirrel. . . . Crap, I am feeling much filled with frivolity!

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Have another bowl of Borscht, and some of this partially moldy bread. Our Homemade Beet Liquour doesn't go well on an empty tummy... and the Borscht provides color when it comes back up so our other guests don't track it across the dance floor.

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Obama voters after receiving the first fundamentally changed health insurance premium notice. FORWARD

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It seems an odd place for a clinic, but Dear Leader (PBUH) knows best.

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Tovarichi wrote:It seems an odd place for a clinic, but Dear Leader (PBUH) knows best.

I am thinking this is just the place for dear leader and his 'leaderettes' to go to receive their previously free healthcare. Holes promoting holes -- I do love America!! Thank you Comrade HUN for the updated information!!

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Fraulein Frankenfeinstein wrote: Thank you Comrade HUN for the updated information!!

"Serving the working nation with pride" Fraulein Frankenfeinstein <salute>

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The-HUN wrote:Obama voters after receiving the first fundamentally changed health insurance premium notice. FORWARD

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Further review of the graphics causes much remembering of Sandra Flucke, also a spokesorifice for Obamacare...


 
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