The reactionary imperialists at Contentions have made a good point (which they probably stole from a People's Blog somewhere)

https://www.commentarymagazine.com/blogs/index.php/sacramone/122061

The late actor and comedian Red Buttons had a routine he performed regularly at celebrity roasts in which he would bemoan the fact that the guest of dishonor was being recognized by his peers when great personages throughout history went through their whole life . . . and never got a dinner.

Well, somewhat in that vein, the Nobel Committee's website has a page dedicated to the men and women who throughout the past century have been nominated for Nobel Peace Prizes but were finally found wanting.

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Adolf Hitler was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize by a member of the Swedish parliament, who later thought better of it when he was warned by the Austrian minister for travel that once Hitler is invited to your country, he never leaves.

(-snip)

It doesn't seem fair that Barack Obama should have been nominated after only 11 days in office — and then actually awarded the prize — when Nevile Chamberlain, the man who secured peace in our time . . . never got a dinner.

Comrades, in the interest of FAIRNESS^* please nominate persons dead or alive who deserve some recognition for their contributions to World Peas, even if they are not qualified like Dear Leader Obama (gee, what a high standard THAT is) to receive the coveted Nobel Piece Prize. Maybe we can award the worthy candidates the "Arugula of the Month Award" (definitely NOT the "Beet of the Week" which goes to only REALLY outstanding achievers.) Or else a complimentary stick of gum or something.

^* How we love this word, not the concept, just the word


Bill Clinton - who, during his two terms as president, ducked numerous sundry pieces of bric a brac hurled by Hillary Clinton insane women - never got a Piece Prize!

Janeane Gawdawfulo - who has made "racism" a household word in the 5 or 6 households that watch the Olberfuhrer show - never got a Piece Prize!

The Late Perpetual Senator Edward Kennedy - who extricated an occupant from a submerged vehicle driven off a bridge by an incapacitated driver, and thus saved the life of the Best US Senator Evah - never got a Piece Prize!

Che Guevara - who gave his life so his image could appear on posters in Obama campaign headquarters and enable Barack Obama to become President and win the Nobel Piece Prize - never got a Piece Prize!

Micheal Moore - who's made millions of dollars making movies about the evils of a country that would allow him to make millions of dollars making movies about its evils - never got a Piece Prize!

OJ Simpson - who's spent much of the last 15 yrs looking for the crazed murderer of his ex-wife in various bars and golf courses - never got a Piece Prize!

Former Ugandan President Idi Amin - who labored tirelessly searching for the solution to the problem of hunger in his country - never got a Piece Prize!

Clyde Barrow - who was killed in a violent ambush while on a crusade to redistribute wealth from rich banks to poor fugitives - never got a Piece Prize!

The late former president of Iraq, Saddam Hussein - who sacrificed himself and his country to expose the war-mongering treachery of US President GW Bush - never got a Piece Prize!

Tokyo Rose - who tried to bring World War II to an early conclusion by urging hostile forces to settle their differences without fighting (the Barack Obama of her day!) - never got a Piece Prize!

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - who hates war but loves killing juice - never got a Piece Prize (at least not yet, anyway.)


Comrades, this is your chance to redress the oversights of the Nobel Committee! Nominate someone who has been overlooked and maybe we can send them to Oslo with a one-way ticket!

Iosif Stalin is the most logical candidate for Nobel Peace Prize. He was the one who started the entire pacifist peace movement in the decadent Western countries. He later helped to finance and coordinate operations of various peace groups.


After Stalin's death, the work to promote peace movement in the capitalist West was continued by all other Soviet leaders through extensive KGB channels. Each of them deserves a special post-mortem Nobel Peace Prize for this.

No one has done more for World Peas than the Jolly Green Giant!

Ahhhhahahahahahaha! Jolly Green Giant, I haven't seen him in years! I ought to build him a chair...

Judas? Hitler? Ahmadinejad? Darth Vader? Ivan the Terrible? Skeletor? Soup Nazi?