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Time is running out

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With less than a year remaining in the second term of office, FLATUS Moo has realized that in a year, her family will be subjected to the school lunch programs and health care policies of the unwashed masses.

No staffers have yet developed the backbone to clarify to Her Ladyship that the "new set of jugs" the taxpayers can now afford have nothing to do with Obamacare.

I am reminded of those immortal words of Zathras:

(Zathras rummages through toolkit)

Ivanova: Come on. Grab what you need. We're running out of time.

Zathras: Cannot run out time. There is infinite time. You ... are finite. Zathras ... is finite. This ... is wrong tool.

(Zathras continues to rummage through toolkit, espies FLATUS)

Zathras: No. Not good. No. Never use this.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Image
With less than a year remaining in the second term of office, FLATUS Moo has realized that in a year, her family [highlight=#ffff00]will be subjected to the school lunch programs[/highlight] and health care policies of the unwashed masses.

No staffers have yet developed the backbone to clarify to Her Ladyship that the "new set of jugs" the taxpayers can now afford have nothing to do with Obamacare.

Elementary School Lunch Ladies Fired After Pocketing Leftovers

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Pamalinsky wrote:
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Image
With less than a year remaining in the second term of office, FLATUS Moo has realized that in a year, her family [highlight=#ffff00]will be subjected to the school lunch programs[/highlight] and health care policies of the unwashed masses.

No staffers have yet developed the backbone to clarify to Her Ladyship that the "new set of jugs" the taxpayers can now afford have nothing to do with Obamacare.

Elementary School Lunch Ladies Fired After Pocketing Leftovers

cafeteria-lady_107264981.jpg

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Here's something that'll make your pot boil over:

School lunch lady fired for giving girl free meal


Also:

Senate bill aims to make school lunches tastier


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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Image
With less than a year remaining in the second term of office, FLATUS Moo has realized that in a year, her family [highlight=#ffff00]will be subjected to the school lunch programs[/highlight] and health care policies of the unwashed masses.

No staffers have yet developed the backbone to clarify to Her Ladyship that the "new set of jugs" the taxpayers can now afford have nothing to do with Obamacare.

Elementary School Lunch Ladies Fired After Pocketing Leftovers

cafeteria-lady_107264981.jpg

[OFF]

Here's something that'll make your pot boil over:

School lunch lady fired for giving girl free meal


Also:

Senate bill aims to make school lunches tastier

It is imperative that we eliminate the goodness in people by any means necessary! Only the government can be shown to be good. People=Bad.– U.S. Senate

A simple, and cheap, way to make school lunches tastier would be to load ‘em up with MSG. That's what the Chinese do and that's good enough for me! – U.S. Senate

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YUMMMM! Sugar, Sodium, and Nitrites in an MSG gravy, Just like Mom makes!Image

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:YUMMMM! Sugar, Sodium, and Nitrites in an MSG gravy, Just like Mom makes!Image

Yeah, Ivan,

I had a friend who would swell up like a watermelon (if you compare it to a lemon) after accidentally ingesting MSG. The doctors refused to blame it on the MSG and instead blamed it on her intolerance! Yeah! True story.


 
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