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Top 10 Progressive Excuses For Election Defeat

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Comrades,

Some unrepentant teabagger sent me this horrible photo to rub our defeat in my face.

I'm having trouble trying to pinpoint where our failures were ... please assist by taking part in our poll.

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Comrade Castrate,

The problem may have been made worse by all the konswervative TV types.

There are rumors that just one is too konswervative, but the facts indicate they are ALL too konswervative.

There is no Marx News Network, No live with Engles, no Trotsky TV, no specials on [diabolic]
Dialectic Materialism.
TV is a disgusting failure to help Dear Leader go forward on American People's Agenda!

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Comrade Tooorisky wrote:Comrade Castrate,

The problem may have been made worse by all the konswervative TV types.

There are rumors that just one is too konswervative, but the facts indicate they are ALL too konswervative.

There is no Marx News Network, No live with Engles, no Trotsky TV, no specials on [diabolic]
Dialectic Materialism.
TV is a disgusting failure to help Dear Leader go forward on American People's Agenda!

What about our National Progressive Radio?

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The voters are stupid. Bill Maher told me so.

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Commissar of fine Cigars,
I tried to restrict my research to the televised vision. I know that we have many comrades in the NPR structure. But all logical conclusions from must be camouflaged, and disguised in the every day language. There is no directness, and there is a direct TV, but there is no direct radio.

I leave it to others to undertake a korrect study of the same.Comrade Gulag, You could not be misinformed by such a reliable source!

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aaaakk!! You should post a Warning! Warning! so we might have an opportunity to avert our eyes. This is shocking and most troubling.... I do not like the submissiveness of the jackass!!

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The Fraulein is correct,

We don't want little ones to observe the Humpafunt traumatizing this drugged donkey.

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That sweet donkey was just helping that poor elephant. He was guiding him to the nearest euthanasia center. Why? Because we care! That's what we do.

Now, I have to defend my choice of Obama not being liberal enough. Actually, he wasn't true to his teachings or his promises. Had he been, there would not have been elections to make excuses about. That's the problem with these pseudo socialists. For them it's always half baked measures and short term thinking.

Also, "[highlight=#ffff99]The Peoples Cube failed in the "ground game[/highlight]"." should not have been a choice at all. If it were not for the People's Cube the election would have been a wholesale slaughter.

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I personally am highly insulted and I denounce comrade Infidel for daring to suggest that in any way The People's Cube could ever fail.

Oh shame shame on Comrade Infidel. Oh the humanity!.

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The People's Cube saved the world from another Great Depression.

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Comrade Whoopie,

The Gray Goosed from Nevada has already taken credits for that. Comrade Reed/Read/Reid
wants everyone to no it was heem personally. Knowbody elses gets credits for nothingses.

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Comrade Infidel Denounced.... by a Canadian !
Oh, the shame of it all.

So, what have we learned today, boys and girls ?
Socialist Progressives are never responsible for failures of any kind !
Thats where the omni-present "right-wing conspiracy" comes into play. Remember when The Hillary informed us that this subversive group was responsible for spreading all of those Bill & Monica rumors ?

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Comrade Krasnodar,

When referring to those North of the Border, Canuks is the accepted short hand term,eh?

The Cube is supposed to be Socialism without borders, we have to put up with insults, eh?

The letter A with a question mark may be used instead of eh? Whatever you feel is beeter.Learning the Alphabet is difficult for so many from all over the place. It is like schooling without going to school.

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CT......you are also to from the Great White North..... A ? Beer and Jellies !

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The Official sport-drink of Canada.

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darski wrote:I personally am highly insulted and I denounce comrade Infidel for daring to suggest that in any way The People's Cube could ever fail.

Oh shame shame on Comrade Infidel. Oh the humanity!.


Comrade Darski,

You are Korrect, the Peoples Cube can never fail ... whenever there is a set back it is never the fault of the Kollective, or of Socialism, it means that a single individual is to blame, either due to korruption or incompetence.

As such, those scapegoats responsible must be pursued and framed justice served. Have you not studied the teachings of Comrade Stalin? Communism cannot fail, only individuals fail.

Hmmm, I see you are fairly new here perhaps?

Did you not get your Party Approved Shovel ™ for our shovel ready task?

Did you not get the order from Dear Leader to participate in the GOTNV™ (ground game)?

Comrade Shovel 4 U posted this order

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Did you not distribute the Trioxin 345™ provided by Comrade Grigori E.R.?

Seems many other comrades helped in the ground game but where were you?

I have looked in the archives and find no GOTNV™ activity from you ..

Comrade Obamugabe risked his life bringing these voters across the Arizona border ...

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Comrade Maksim was present for the GOTNV

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... t6332.html


Comrade Dig4Utopia's contribution ...

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There are so many here at the Peoples Cube that did our part, too many to post here, I see no evidence that you made any contribution ...

Perhaps you stayed home on Halloween and had impure thoughts about the MTE instead of performing your party responsibilities?

What say you?

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I deny that I did nothing. I sent dozens of necro proxy Canucks across the Niagara River to vote. How was I to know that necros can't swim?

And as a lady, I do not have impure thougths. I insist that one can be a lady and a communist. In addition, my last jiffy-lobo pretty much ended all thinking for me anyway; impure or otherwise,

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darski wrote:I deny that I did nothing. I sent dozens of necro proxy Canucks across the Niagara River to vote. How was I to know that necros can't swim?

And as a lady, I do not have impure thougths. I insist that one can be a lady and a communist. In addition, my last jiffy-lobo pretty much ended all thinking for me anyway; impure or otherwise,

I stand corrected ... I meant to ask if you had impure thoughts about Senator Harry Reid ...

BTW did you leave the necro proxy Canucks in the river? I hope not, what an eco mess that would be.

On a side note it might be fun watching them sliding down the Niagara Falls.

Myself ... I still get impure thoughts on occasion.

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I for one don't get it. We have the most intelligent voters in the country save for those we know are just spitting out the talking points we feed daily to the MSM. They may be idiots in reality but they remain useful. We know none of our followers were swayed by Beck, Rush, Hannity, or FOX News. They all believe when we tell them that all of the former are liars and listening to them can actually make your head explode.

Obama remains the most liberal/Socialist/Marxist president to date despite a few of more useful of idiots saying different. We had more foreign money than the Chamber Of Commerce ever even imagined. Word on the street is King George Soros is really pissed. Likewise the SCOTUS gave Florida to Bush in 2000, and now they have unleashed evil corporate money, but once again we were benefactors almost 2-1 in corporate money. Please be patient while another list of the most evil corporations is being compiled.

While the repubs had Diebold, we had SEIU watching the voting machines and counting votes. Then there is the question of our message... It doesn't appear anyone in the party ever actually read the message so we still don't know what that message is either. We've been in a wait on the voters then explain the message later mode for so long we never enunciated a message much less wrote or read one.

Then is comes down to the people.... The People's Cube, ACORN, America Votes, and other voter drives. We had felons, illegals, multiple fraudulent voters, preset machines, unions, rallies, dead voters, and we even had dead candidates and all we came up with was one big FAIL. We have overlooked that one thing....


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That one thing that binds us all together........

That one thing that makes us all proud to be Amerikkkan and Liberal/Marxist/Socialist...

That one thing that makes us get up in the morning and denounce coffee that isn't fairtrade........

That one thing that makes us go to the mailbox and thank the government worker who brings us our welfare check...........

That one thing that has given us comfort in time of need, given us courage when we were afraid, given us strength to register entire graveyards full of proud reanimated voters.

That one thing that restored all reason and carried the day in previous elections.

We forgot...............................................


THIS IS BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!

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Groucho Marxist wrote: THIS IS BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!

Most equal stump speech Comrade ... brought tears to my eyes.

Though I most regret that Dear Leader™ has informed us that the korrect poll question was ...

"The Democrats didn't clearly explain their policies."

https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2010/11/05/obama-acknowledges-failures-says-leadership-isnt-just-legislation/

“Making an argument that people can understand,” Mr. Obama continued, “I think that we haven't always been successful at that. And I take personal responsibility for that. And it's something that I've got to examine carefully … as I go forward.”

He just has to explain things better.

Rumor is they are going to pass out coloring books themed with their message and free crayons too!

Maybe some Sesame Street characters on PBS to do little skits to demonstrate what he really means.

Dear Leader™ and the Progressives are just to cerebral for the unwashed masses.

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Groucho Marxist wrote:
We forgot...............................................


THIS IS BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!
I'm ashamed I voted for the "ground game" before I saw this pearl of wisdom that is the meat and potatoes plus tofu for the vegans in all libtards tiny minds that perfectly explains everything. I know I had the air game covered so I had this doubt that maybe my ground comrades had let down the collective. I should have known it was Bush's fault. I therefore denounce myself.

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So let me see if I understand this :

Dear Leader takes " personal responsibility" for committing error ?

But I don't see how that is possible. We are at fault for not comprehending his plans !

It must require great patience on Obama's part to attempt communicating his higher concepts to us, the ignorant, unwashed masses residing in" fly-over country".

So let us praise" The One's" forbearance towards us. May his socialist agenda strike down any challenge issued in the name of " truth and self-determination " !

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Comrade Castro, wherever did you find the older photo of my dear beloved ex-Mr. Pulloskies? He was so cute when he was pondering, was he not?

Krasnodar, this can not be. The One can not be making errs and mistakes; we are the ones at fault for not understanding his intent and meanings and goings ons. Oh. you said that. . . . wll then, I can agree, but I must denounce us for not understanding!!

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Infidel Castrate wrote:
Groucho Marxist wrote: THIS IS BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!

Most equal stump speech Comrade ... brought tears to my eyes.

Though I most regret that Dear Leader™ has informed us that the korrect poll question was ...

"The Democrats didn't clearly explain their policies."

https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2010/11/05/obama-acknowledges-failures-says-leadership-isnt-just-legislation/

“Making an argument that people can understand,” Mr. Obama continued, “I think that we haven't always been successful at that. And I take personal responsibility for that. And it's something that I've got to examine carefully … as I go forward.”

He just has to explain things better.

Rumor is they are going to pass out coloring books themed with their message and free crayons too!

Maybe some Sesame Street characters on PBS to do little skits to demonstrate what he really means.

Dear Leader™ and the Progressives are just to cerebral for the unwashed masses.
Are you really saying, "This is the teleprompters fault?"

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It's clearly a show of stupid voters. Why else would they have won? Besides, this way, when the people see how bad the RetugliKKKans are, they'll flock back to us faster then you can say "free money!" in a Welfare office.

I do have to say "Oh yeah!" to our good friends Chris Coons and Harry Ried. When you take from the opponents the victories they so desire the most, you crush their spirit like the iron fist of Stalin crushed all rebellious folk in Soviet Russia.


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Love the O'Donnell-Pelosi part. Finally one with language tame enough for me to link.
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I'm voting strictly on looks from now on. We need one of these in congress.

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Groucho Marxist wrote: Are you really saying, "This is the teleprompters fault?"

Very interesting concept, perhaps the teleprompter programmer is a traitor to the cause, we must examine the firmware immediately.

Comrade Soros gave strict protocol for the programming, no changes to the message without his approval.

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Infidel Castrate wrote:
Groucho Marxist wrote: Are you really saying, "This is the teleprompters fault?"

Very interesting concept, perhaps the teleprompter programmer is a traitor to the cause, we must examine the firmware immediately.

Comrade Soros gave strict protocol for the programming, no changes to the message without his approval.
That's it. We must find the teleprompter typist and programmer. These are no doubt the traitorist rats among us.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Comrade Castro, wherever did you find the older photo of my dear beloved ex-Mr. Pulloskies? He was so cute when he was pondering, was he not?

Fraulein, I must inform that the photo is really of myself. I also must inform you that the clinched fist in the photo is not because I am holding up my chin in a "thinker pose"

It really is a sign of a latino machismo thing. It is a sigh of er... uhm... well... firmness.

Of course that was a few years ago, before I was ummm, altered.

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Infidel Castrate wrote:"The Democrats didn't clearly explain their policies."
Maybe some Sesame Street characters on PBS to do little skits to demonstrate what he really means. Dear Leader™ and the Progressives are just to cerebral for the unwashed masses.

Most excellent idea, Comrade. Does the Cube always have to do the heavy lifting to get this stuff off the ground. C'mon Axelrod...that why we pay you.

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Shovel 4 U wrote:
Infidel Castrate wrote:"The Democrats didn't clearly explain their policies."
Maybe some Sesame Street characters on PBS to do little skits to demonstrate what he really means. Dear Leader™ and the Progressives are just to cerebral for the unwashed masses.

Most excellent idea, Comrade. Does the Cube always have to do the heavy lifting to get this stuff off the ground. C'mon Axelrod...that why we pay you.


Most equal work Comrade Shovel, Chairman Soros is very pleased. Since it is so hard to bridge the "enthusiasm gap" just with necro voters (they just don't get very excited), we must push progressive indoctrination education.

I was insprired to do my contribution ...

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Infidel Castrate, I am so filled with pleasure that you posted this most accurately depicted booklet of dear Leaders speech and explanation for dummies. I have been reading and spoking English for many decades now, but I am still having some problemage with our Leaders speeches and claims. (silly me, I know, I have trouble not thinking 2 + 2 = 4. New progressive math was never 'my thing'.) So I am hopeful that my reading this for the 597th time, I will come to understanding his words and verbiage. (sigh)

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Krasnodar wrote:CT......you are also to from the Great White North..... A ? Beer and Jellies !

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The Official sport-drink of Canada.

Comrade Krasnodar,

Most difficult it is to get a word in sideways!Yes to your interogatory I was bornded in Whineapeg. My family escaped from the People's Dominion when I was a мальчик, [boy]. Many moons have gone since my escapeage, but we know Lunar months are 29.53 [approximately] days long.I cannot correctly identify the national sports beverage. I have never been to a "fist fight on ice' in either place.


 
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