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First Amendment Area: A Primer for Government Bureaucrats



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Remember to restrain yourselves, comrades. Having the freedom to speak does not mean you should speak. Remember, saying things that are unpleasant to party members are like yelling "toilet paper at the regional government dry goods store!" in a crowded theater.

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Comrade Korn suggests "Let's give up on academic freedom in favor of justice". Honey, perhaps "we" already have.

https://www.thecrimson.com/column/the-r ... age=single#

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Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:Comrade Korn suggests "Let's give up on academic freedom in favor of justice". Honey, perhaps "we" already have.

https://www.thecrimson.com/column/the-r ... age=single#

Quote from the article, "Only those who care about justice can take the moral upper hand." Ah, yes...I love the sound of demagoguery in the morning. Let us pray dear Sandra doesn't take a sudden dislike of our beliefs. Beware! The wrath of the "just" is swift and unforgiving.

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"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience" - Comrade Lewis.

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Ahhh yes, Comrades! That article brings tears to my eyes. A nostalgic return to the days when I was beaten to korrect errant behavior and encouraged to stop being a naughty boy. We must end this tyranny of freedom for a more Fair™ and Just™ world! And we must do it for The Children™! We all remember how much easier Life™ was when we had people older and much, much wiser making all our decisions for us. We could be Artists™ and Poets™ and not have to concern ourselves with Health Care™. We could urinate in bucket and be praised for how clever we are. With freedom, there's always the threat of not even having a pot to piss in. It's far too risky! Nobody should have to go through Life™ under such an oppressive regime. T'would be best if we all just give up on notions of freedom. For the good of The Children™, of course.

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This cannot go on. If the Rethuglikkans start accepting first amendment zones, it wont be long before some teabagger starts looking for the Second Amendment zone. We must nip this in the bud!


 
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