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Move Over Bush! The Obama Speaks!

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Comrades! I do hope you are backing the Obamessiah (PBUH) as he has exposed that steel spine of his! It just brings tears to the old socialist's eyes....

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If only their strength was stronger there would be no one of the spineless kind to insult the Imam Rauf and we would already be for building the glorious Mosque of Peace.

Perhaps Dear Leader is making for challenge so that Amerikkka can be for getting stronger.

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I wonder if the Obamination has considered the possibility of the White House being the place to absorb an attack.

The way I remember it, that's where Flight 93 was headed.


Perhaps His Oliness is a shield.

Like Smokey the Bear says "Only YOU can prevent Forest Fires". So if you are out in the woods and see a lightning bolt about to strike a tree, throw your body in front of it.

I sure wouldn't want our fearless Comrade Obama out flying around safe in AF1 like that cowardly Buush was.

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oooh, it looks like dearest Leader has been causing a lot of absorbing or am I mistaken and someone put headstones on His golfing course, in which case, that must be denounced!!

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What an inspiration! This will go down with other great rallying cries:

Give me liberty or give me death!
Patrick Henry

A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Abraham Lincoln

Remember the Alamo

I can hear you, the rest of the world can hear you and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon.
George Bush

We can absorb a terrorist attack.
Obama

And who can forget:
Give me OPM or give him death!
Oh wait, that was the Chairman wasn't it?

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:What an inspiration! This will go down with other great rallying cries:

Give me liberty or give me death!
Patrick Henry

A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Abraham Lincoln

Remember the Alamo

I can hear you, the rest of the world can hear you and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon.
George Bush

We can absorb a terrorist attack.
Obama

And who can forget:
Give me OPM or give him death!
Oh wait, that was the Chairman wasn't it?
Don't forget this little gem,
"Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the US was too strong."
-Ronald the Great


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Move over Bounty, there's a new "quicker picker upper" in town.

(for our foreign readers, Bounty is a brand of super absorbent paper towel)

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You forgot one Pup.
"You can whack off in the closet, but don't forget the rope."
David Carradine

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Pearls of wisdom from that oak tree of knowledge: Dear Leader. Enemies, both foreign and domestic will surely quake at the ability of us to "absorb" an attack! Dear Leader Image 's absorbancy!

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Fraulein, That's a glorious button you have there. Where can I get one?

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I made it with photoshopping extras, but the original is at zazzle.com.

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We can absorb a terrorist attack.
Obama

And lower overall health care costs as a result.

I see it now.


 
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