Image

Transracial transition complete: Dolezal welfare fraud

User avatar
Rachel-Dolezal-After-and-Before.jpg
Rachael Dolezal accused of welfare fraud

Breaking news: Hero of the People™ previously known as Rachael Dolezal (now Nkechi Diallo for job benefits application purposes) has achieved the pinnacle of equality as she has successfully completed the transition to fully oppressed person of minority status to include a Trumped-up™ charge of welfare fraud.

Rachael/Nkechi was born of oppressive white (and married!) parents who chose not to avail themselves of Planned Parenthood and raised their offspring as a cis-gendered privileged white girl. Overcoming these obstacles, "Rachael" became a teacher of African Studies and the esteemed leader of the Spokane NAACP, until her heritage was outed, at which time she was shitcanned asked to resign.

This did not deter her, as she took her two fatherless babies and although jobless and nearly homeless, did what any good minority would do and start a "side hustle." She documented her participation and difficulties (the "shtruggle ") by writing a book (in between job offers for jobs in the pornography industry; but as we all know--if you gots a job, you don't gets no EBT cards!).

Bank records indicate deposits of $83,924 between August of 2015 and September of 2017 at the same time she received $8,924 in food assistance and $100 in child care. White taxpayers have taken issue with this, and she now faces 15 years in the big house.

Comrades, If she can do it, so can YOU!

Resist the "man!" Join the "shtruggle", let your inner minority shine, and renounce your privilege! A little paperwork, a few months with some extra cheddar in the bank, and you too can have 15 or more years of your life (clothes, medical/dental, cable TV, three hot and a cot, and occupational training as a tattoo artist or hair braider) fully paid for by the State!

Drop your shovels and do your part. You can identify as a minority too!

User avatar
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Drop your shovels and do your part. You can identify as a minority too!
But isn't that just race appropriation?

User avatar
Perhaps she's just staying in character and getting reparations by any means necessary.

User avatar
Holding her accountable for what she actually is is so 2017. I mean, at this point, what difference does it make? If somebody identifies as a/an __________, then it is our duty to agree lest we be charged with being hateful.

And is this the progressive state of Washington oppressing her like this? The least they can do is make whities pay for the spraytans as a form of reparation. What is happening to our country?

User avatar
I do not understand why people object. After all, the moneys are identified as "entitlements," so does this not mean we must respect their identification and agree that she is entitled to them?

User avatar
If she'd identified as a man and then birthed two bastard fatherless children, people would be praising her heroism and starting GoFundMe campaigns to replace the entitlements that the cruel State of Washington has taken away from her.

If she'd identified as a black man with two children, she'd be on the cover of Time™.

#victimuberalles

User avatar
I propose a spraytan gofundme. If other people really cared, they would give.

User avatar
Comradeo's;

I believe our WPOC (White Person Of Color) is of Kelabit persuasion;

The Kelabit people of Borneo have official names on their National Identity Cards, but they change their names frequently and are allowed many aliases. A common name change takes place on the birth of a first child. Perhaps the child's name is Bulan (The Moon, a girl's name); the father would change his name to Tama Bulan, Father of Moon. Names are also chosen to suit the individual's mood or situation in life.
The meanings of some Kelabit names:

Matala Ulun - Chose Life

Mulun Balang - Live Tiger

Seribu Munung - Many Faces

Ta Low (Penan) - Short Penis (no offense, Ivan)

Do-Eelah - Very Clever

Nap-an Aran - Hidden Honor

Siron Lemalun - Look at Me (many selfie lovers prefer this one)


C. (what's in a name) Craptek
Deepest State Research Dept.

User avatar
Captain Craptek wrote:The Kelabit people of Borneo have official names on their National Identity Cards, but they change their names frequently and are allowed many aliases.
In Arabic culture it is common to call parents by the name of their children. It is called "kunya" (Arabic: كنية‎, kunyah) - a teknonym in Arabic names, the name of an adult derived from his or her eldest child.

Umm Mazen would be mother of Mazen and Abu Mazen would be father of Mazen. Since the Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas has a son called Mazen he is called Abu Mazen. Although his son Mazen has died in Qatar of a heart attack a while ago, he is still Abu Mazen.

But Yasser Arafat was Abu Amar although he didn't have a son named Amar. Go figure.

Teknonymy (from Greek: τέκνον, "child" and ὄνομα, "name"), more often known as a paedonymic, is the practice of referring to parents by the names of their children. This practice can be found in many different cultures around the world.

Apparently, in the Squirrel language, "Craptek" is a teknonym meaning "Father of Crap."

User avatar
Red Square wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote:The Kelabit people of Borneo have official names on their National Identity Cards, but they change their names frequently and are allowed many aliases.
In Arabic culture it is common to call parents by the name of their children. It is called "kunya" (Arabic: كنية‎, kunyah) - a teknonym in Arabic names, the name of an adult derived from his or her eldest child.

Umm Mazen would be mother of Mazen and Abu Mazen would be father of Mazen. Since the Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas has a son called Mazen he is called Abu Mazen. Although his son Mazen has died in Qatar of a heart attack a while ago, he is still Abu Mazen.

But Yasser Arafat was Abu Amar although he didn't have a son named Amar. Go figure.

Teknonymy (from Greek: τέκνον, "child" and ὄνομα, "name"), more often known as a paedonymic, is the practice of referring to parents by the names of their children. This practice can be found in many different cultures around the world.

[highlight=#ffff00]Apparently, in the Squirrel language, "Craptek" is a teknonym meaning "Father of Crap."[/highlight]

Do-Eelah

User avatar
A contribution to this thread by our friend Victor Orloff:

[img]/images/various_uploads/Rachael_Dolezal_Beach_Dog.jpg[/img]


 
POST REPLY