Hmmmmmmmm well you know what they say...."that's just Joe"

Too soon? Maybe. But it will be interesting to see how this is played in the press. They are predictable if nothing else but the crazy rhetoric has been from the left side of the aisle in the shutdown as so many of our blog posts have highlighted. Perhaps after early reports of tea party madmen the scrubbing-bubbles will be back in full effect.

Comrades, it appears that the woman was armed only with a car, and that all the shots fired were from Capitol Police.

All that remains is to determine if these Police were Democrats (and therefore doing what was Right and Just in shooting the woman) or Rethuglikkkans (and therefore anarchist terrorists).

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Comrades, it appears that the woman was armed only with a car, and that all the shots fired were from Capitol Police.

All that remains is to determine if these Police were Democrats (and therefore doing what was Right and Just in shooting the woman) or Rethuglikkkans (and therefore anarchist terrorists).

Maybe she was trying to illegaly view a monument.

AHA!! A *SHUTDOWN* monument!

That would explain it.

And nobody needs a high-capacity baby in their car.

Uh oh - it seems the rampaging woman had just attempted to sign up for Obamacare on the healthcare.gov website and kept getting error messages. She then called 1-800-F***-Yo for help and got a busy signal - for an hour and fifteen minutes. I'm sure that when she is finally enrolled in one of the Dear Leader's magnificent plans it will cover mental health treatment and medication, and possibly include a long, quiet vacation to the workers' paradise of Cuba.

Rest at easiness, comrade... shooter has been found and . . . . . .oops . . . %$#@!!!