Dear Comrades, this cannot be allowed!! Who does this guy think he is?? Why, here in the very United (Soviet) States of America it took us over 200 years to finally get rid of this kind of nonsense, and now this nobody Uncle Tom is trying to bring it back? Who let him off the plantation?!?

We must do something. Dear Leader must do something. We've finally got enough useful idiots informed citizens worldwide to bring about NextTuesday™ for everyone, and this could ruin everything. What if the ignorant masses hear about this?!?

We've got to send them stimulus money for shovel-ready bridges to nowhere and get them all on Food Stamps NOW!! Send them Obamaphones!!!!!

Who do they think they are??

Museveni says Uganda was into idolatry and witchcraft, shedding innocent blood, sins of political hypocrisy, dishonesty, intrigue and betrayal.

What better could be expected of a third world country?

They aren't first class and spiffy like the USSA, are they? We certainly have no idolatry, witchcraft, shedding innocent blood, political hypocrisy, dishonesty, intrigue and betrayal here. Do we?

We are so cool that we have a black african president who attended a church that was so cool the preacher told God to damn Amerika. Yeah. USSA, Cool in every way.

Uganda is so backwards, they still have an inferior religious president. No doubt Uganda is at the edge of the flat earth.

Comrades, I am so disturbed by all this that I felt it incumbent upon me to share the full text of this man's despicable "prayer":

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Father God in heaven, today we stand here as Ugandans, to thank you for Uganda. We are proud that we are Ugandans and Africans. We thank you for all your goodness to us.

I stand here today to close the evil past and especially in the last 50 years of our national leadership history and at the threshold of a new dispensation in the life of this nation. I stand here on my own behalf and on behalf of my predecessors to repent.

We ask for your forgiveness. We confess these sins, which have greatly hampered our national cohesion and delayed our political, social and economic transformation. We confess sins of idolatry and witchcraft which are rampant in our land. We confess sins of shedding innocent blood, sins of political hypocrisy, dishonesty, intrigue and betrayal. Forgive us of sins of pride, tribalism and sectarianism; sins of laziness, indifference and irresponsibility; sins of corruption and bribery that have eroded our national resources; sins of sexual immorality, drunkenness and debauchery; sins of unforgiveness, bitterness, hatred and revenge; sins of injustice, oppression and exploitation; sins of rebellion, insubordination, strife and conflict.

These sins and many others have characterized our past leadership, especially the last 50 years of our history. Lord forgive us and give us a new beginning. Give us a heart to love you, to fear you and to seek you. Take away from us all the above sins. We pray for national unity. Unite us as Ugandans and eliminate all forms of conflict, sectarianism and tribalism. Help us to see that we are all your children, children of the same Father. Help us to love and respect one another and to appreciate unity in diversity.

We pray for prosperity and transformation. Deliver us from ignorance, poverty and disease.

As leaders, give us wisdom to help lead our people into political, social and economic transformation. We want to dedicate this nation to you so that you will be our God and guide. We want Uganda to be known as a nation that fears God and as a nation whose foundations are firmly rooted in righteousness and justice to fulfill what the Bible says in Psalm 33:12: Blessed is the nation, whose God is the Lord. A people you have chosen as your own.

I renounce all the evil foundations and covenants that were laid in idolatry and witchcraft. I renounce all the satanic influence on this nation.

And I hereby covenant Uganda to you, to walk in your ways and experience all your blessings forever.

I pray for all these in the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

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Just wait 'til Dear Leader and the UN get their hands on THIS guy!

Comrades, Vote for President Yoweri Museveni for Christ's Sake!

Comrade trashmouth - you don't need to upload your avatar with your posts - I just attached it to your profile.

Comrade ROCK, we have dispatched the ACLU (Anti-Christ Liberals Union) to litigate, demagog and otherwise oppose this blatant violation of the United Nations policies against open displays of Christianity by government officials. Our Ugandan comrades will need boat loads of inflated U.S. foreign aid. We must increase taxes on the undeserving rich. Ugandan workers must be unionized. We believe this is somehow tied into a Zionist agenda to keep Palestinians enslaved and world domination.

I suspect that you may be correct about this being somehow connected to some horrifying Zionist plot, Comrade Comrade. People have actually been calling Benjamin Netanyahu "the leader of the free world" lately - can you imagine the gall?

Comrade Expel, that photo looks like the one I got of the two of them when I visited the White House last summer. Mine's autographed by both of them, is yours? They do make a handsome pair!

Good thing we have such leaders as Boner, Dingy Harry Reid and O'bama that we don't have to worry about such "prayers" being said on behalf of the USSA! Just think what might become of our glorious This Tuesday™ after all the hard, tireless progressive work we toiled over the past 5 decades all gone for naught!

Comrade Expel,

I feel much better now in knowing what Dear Leader is using to replace Churchill's bust with.

Dear Leader gets his daily Oval Office "Fireside" briefing from his Boss, the "Man Downstairs".

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

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Dear Leader gets his daily Oval Office "Fireside" briefing from his Boss, the "Man Downstairs".

Lucifer might be wise to worry about the Obamination kicking him out of Hell and take it over too.

Who has more Power?

[indentr]While the President of Uganda prays to God, our Dэaя Lэadэя prays to himself.[/indentr]

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And in the "Life Imitates TheCube™" Department, this just in:

Jamie Foxx at the Soul Train Awards: "First of all, give an honor to God and our lord and savior, Barack Obama."