Comrades, after suffering a knee injury that has left me with a leg brace and crutches due to trying to take a cheese burger away from a fat greedy capitalist on a Harly Davidson in a McDonald's parking lot; I began to notice things... By that I mean the vague outline of the disability act of 1990 may be abused for the interest of equality. Let me start off by pointing out not everyone shelled out tons of money to make their business or what ever handicapped friendly. Maybe I'll just sue them. Yes I can get up and down stairs but not very fast and the emotional damage of being forced to do that will be with me forever.

But lets move on to other things. You know I lost my remote for the T.V. so as I sit on my couch I am forced to get up and walk across the room and change channels manually. Or am I expected to be forced to choose between PBS and MSNBC? Dear leader did say getting your news source from more than one place makes you a traitor, but remember they are both bottles of vodka from the same case.

So what am I to do? What if the channel gets stuck on Fox News or the History Channel and I am forced to know the past? Who do I sue? Who is responsible for that injustice? RCA, the manufacturer of the remote? Or the manufacturer of the floor tile I must walk on?

Comrades, I need your advice over who's fault this is.

When in doubt Chedo, sue everyone and everything. Now this fat greedy capitalist on a Harley, is this the one?


Oops, sorry, wrong photo. It's hard to find a photo of a capitalist on a Harley when you need one.

Hope your knee heals quickly Chedo,
Grigori

You sure that was a Harley?

Welcome to the ranks of the kneedy Chedoh. You certainly are lucky to have ObamaCare as a crutch. In fact I'm starting to envy your promotion to victimhood (and the opportunities that presents).

But I'd say you should request, ney, demand a public attorney to open doors for you (as it were) and make the way straight on your long march to collect OPM for your unfortunate condition.

Comrade Chedoh,
When discussing law suits, do not forget the manufacturer of the chair, whose angularity raises the gravitational egress into levels above the mundane to a struggle for egress to the level of escape from the "Iron Maiden" torture device.

The amount of "Obama Bucks" required will be staggering!

Get a new remote-

Comrade, it is everyone's fault. Except yours, of course. What you must do is sue the government for not requiring Harley's to have automatic stop sensors. That way, it is like taking money from everybody.

Comrade Vladimir_Scratchanitch, seems to have good advise... for a change... so don't thrown it out with the empty bottle of vodka. If worse comes to worse (and does it not always!), have the useless wife.. gal pal wait on you and run back and forth to the TV in your stead.

If (Obama forbid!!) your TV get stuck on Fox, you can use a wee slip of vodka to help you through the day. Use with caution! Fox runs 24 hours!

My dearest Fraulein Pulloskies, is that a photograph of your personal stash of vodka? If it is, would you not consider redistributing some of that wealth to some poor proles who might wish some assistance in causing beets to taste like chicken? Or cat?

I humbly request knowledge from People's Blog: is OK to drink tequila? Is my drink of choice, but will stop if ONLY vodka allowed. Sammy Hagar may be disappointed. But I send him People's Vodka if necessary.

Comrades, I have come to the conclusion that this is all George Bush's fault, and I will be suing him as soon as possible. The answer of who to blame was sitting right in front of my hate the whole time.

I also need a Avatar that says "The peoples victim" along with my other titles that I was unable to upload because of size issues.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:I humbly request knowledge from People's Blog: is OK to drink tequila? Is my drink of choice, but will stop if ONLY vodka allowed. Sammy Hagar may be disappointed. But I send him People's Vodka if necessary.

I ran a lodge in Alaska for a few years. We also had a bar and a package liquor store.

And I did some bar tending too.

I observed that people who drink tequila, Jim Beam, or saki are exactly the ones who go crazy and want to fight when they get drunk.


Every time.

Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote:I observed that people who drink tequila, Jim Beam, or saki are exactly the ones who go crazy and want to fight when they get drunk.

Every time.

Is true, unless one is mild mannered humble rock icon with guitar fingers that must not break. In that case, we remember that we are just people's victims and smile knowingly.

Plus, like comrade Harry once said - "Comrade's got to know his limitations."

This is your lucky day Chedoh, the People's Dispensary just received a new shipment of crutches...

Physical therapy classes start at 0500 hours tomorrow morning.

I cry tears of joy at this. All my problems are now over... <3 socialism

Comrade Ogrrre, I would not say this is from my personal stash, (*%$#!@!!!) although being a glorious Made Progress, i.e. part of the Ruling Elite, I would be entitle to such stashery. I am therefore, unable to redistribute, cough, but I am sure, in time, you will have something redistributed your direction.

Comrade R.O.C.K., rest easy, tequila, gin, bourbon, wine, beer are all more than acceptable! And do not forget to share.

Dearest Chedoh, you are most definitely "the peoples victim" I would expect you to win any lawsuit... and might I add, remember your glorious comrades in the Cube when you do.

Whoopie, I am not impressed that you are trying to redistribute the lovely gift I gave you for Winter Solstice Celebratory nor can I believe you came up with this lame People's Dispensary explanation. Now as for you can do with that shovel-cane . . . . . . but I digress. Let's all toast the glories of Obama socialism.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Is true, unless one is mild mannered humble rock icon with guitar fingers that must not break. In that case, we remember that we are just people's victims and smile knowingly.

You may just sit there, comrade R.O.C.K., but I send my elite People's Entertainment Security.

When I have access to photoshop again, I will make that. Although maybe you should feel guilty for not making it for me.

Poor little Chedoh, struck down in his prime..........sniff, sniff.................Now I'm feeling guilty. Here you go Comrade, I hope it helps:

Thank you Comrade Grigori! You are truly more progressive than those who just use empty words (Blogunov). So because I was appointed as relocation czar, I will assign you to a new home where the out-house is not too far from your shack. Trust me, the other useful idiots may get upset if they see you with indoor plumbing.

Comrade Chedoh!

The new shipment of cutting tools has arrived! With the surgically sharp axe collection, we could easily arrange for that knee never to cause you anymore discomfort.

As soon as we figure out how to stop the bleeding, we will be all set.

On the bright side you will be able to save cash on shoes, or should I say shoe!

Chedoh wrote:Comrades, after suffering a knee injury that has left me with a leg brace and crutches due to trying to take a cheese burger away from a fat greedy capitalist on a Harly Davidson in a McDonald's parking lot; ....

Comrade Chedoh,

Your situation is heart-breaking, but you are in luck. I understand there's an "all points alert" to track down the Harley-riding capitalist who burtalized you. The Google Street-Scene service integrated with DHS's 9-11 and the Helmet-Phone GPS Tracker captured a ground-level image of a Progressive Citizen reporting to DHS 911 the location of the greedy capitalist on a Harley who brutally attacked you merely for your attempting to acquire from him your justly deserved, redistributive entitlements to satisfy your vital needs to a just share of his burger, fries, breast tenders and honey-dip:

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There can be no doubt that Google is unequivocally committed to our Progressive Agenda.

--Peeples Journalist

Photographic evidence! Now I hope not too many people confuse that ass with Comrade Biden. Thats why I walked up to the bike in the first place, but when I noticed the ass was just an ass and not Comrade Biden I got angry and then attempted to redistribute that cheese burger.

Chedoh,

You're lucky it wasn't this capitalist on a Harley ....


which would have caused you to experience Pro-American Thought-Crimes and thereby landed you in my Gulag for Re-Education with suitable images of Progressive Women:
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Dear Warden-

At one time, we had milk cows. The photo of the FemiNazis remind me of milking time- 6am and 6pm.

I don't miss it.

Chedoh,


As you know, when the Inner Party learned your were hanging low, tears welled in everyone's eyes. It was unamimous that something must be done for you, so I've been dispatched under ObamaCare to make effective remedies available to you. I expect your recovery to be rapid and that you'll soon be up and about.