Fellow Comrades down for The Struggle™,

I, your Disseminator Of All Things Propagandic™, have some rather distressing propaganda, er, 'news' to bring to your notice. It appears that our fellow unionistas, fighting the good fight for the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™, are starting to wane in size, thus growing limp and flaccid as their trademark® priapic rigidity is shrinking under duress by apathetic public support.
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to wit:

Unions have been trying to schedule protest rallies across the country to co-op ... *ahem* coincide with the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination. In a desperate attempt to coalesce a distorted homogenization with the work of Martin Luther King Jr., union rallies have been shrinking in size. "MORE VIAGRA®! MORE CIALIS®!" is the symbolic clarion call of the unionistas as they shamelessly demand more and more from their taxpaying counterparts to open wide the portals of blissful abundance:





Here are some very distressing statistics:

• •Detroit, MI: Protesters were in the “hundreds”…In Lansing: 200…
  
  •Wilmington, DE“ ”more than a hundred people” showed up…
  
  •Trenton, NJ: Where unions have been protesting Chris Christie, a “crowd of over 100 — made up mostly of union workers — who responded loudly to any call for action on their parts”…
  
  •Camden, NJ: Where half of the police force has been laid off), 50 protesters showed up [Note: It is unknown whether that number included the usual people in the park.]…
  
  •Pittsfield, MA: ”…about 60 members of six different unions”…
  
  •Honolulu, HI: With surfing conditions an abysmal one to two feet, several hundred “cheered and chanted”…
  
  •Rockford, IL: 75 people showed up, sang and cheered…
  
  •Wasilla, AK: About 200 protesters were present…
  
  •Denver, CO: ”…several hundred Colorado teachers, firefighters and pipe-fitters gathered…”
  
  •New Bedford, MA: “…upwards of 300 union workers filled City Hall Square Monday evening to shout loudly…”
  
  •Seattle, WA: “…about 400 labor-union members and supporters looked to him [MLK] for inspiration from the Pacific Northwest…”
  
  •Madison, WI: A bit more raucous with Jesse Jackson hanging around all day “for a series of union rallies leading up to the largest of more than 1,000 “We Are One” marches, rallies, demonstrations and teach-ins…”
  
  •Oklahoma, OK: The local AFSCME boss was “joined at the rally by dozens of other public and private sector unions…”

PLEASE COMRADES, if you have any extra CIALIS® or VIAGRA® , show some Progressive Compassion™; open your heart and GIVE TO THE NEEDY! They need your help YESTERDAY!


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I have open schedule "next Tuesday"

Comrade Whinny wrote: PLEASE COMRADES, if you have any extra CIALIS® or VIAGRA® , show some Progressive Compassion™; open your heart and GIVE TO THE NEEDY! They need your help YESTERDAY!

I'm sorry, but I have none of these things to give, Comrade Whinny. When needed, I find it necessary only to think of:

a) Fearless Leader,

or

b) Judge Fraulein Pulloskies,

or

c) Fearless Leader, Judge Fraulein Pulloski, and myself

and it's hardly a problem.

Mmmmm, someone must have mis-informed you, Comrade Whinny. I read in my local paper that there were BILLIONS of people at each of these rallies and when they began to shout in unison, the noise was so loud it knocked one of Dear Leader's putts into the cup. Our movement needs no artificial stimulants, comrade. We are so strong, no condom can hold us.

Opiate of the People wrote:Mmmmm, someone must have mis-informed you, Comrade Whinny. I read in my local paper that there were BILLIONS of people at each of these rallies and when they began to shout in unison, the noise was so loud it knocked one of Dear Leader's putts into the cup. Our movement needs no artificial stimulants, comrade. We are so strong, no condom can hold us.

Comrade Opiate,

It's hard to be "misinformed" when you're the Disseminator Of All Thing Propagandic™, such as I am. Yes, I too read Mother Jones, The Nation, Daily Kozzz, The Huffing-Puffington post, and Democrat Underground. According to these most accurate of sources, "Calypso" Louis Farrakhan even beamed down an entire planet-lode of mooslim zombie-hood brothers to join in the shouting and uncivility that is typically associated with the "good behavior" these rallies seem to bring out in the attendees. Even Sheila Jackstoned-Lee was beaming down gazillions of madcap unionistas from neighboring galaxies.

Fresh from that big Wheel in da Sky™. *singing* "Wheel in da sky keep on turnin'" (or is that "burnin'?). But I digress...

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

Comrade Whinny wrote: PLEASE COMRADES, if you have any extra CIALIS® or VIAGRA® , show some Progressive Compassion™; open your heart and GIVE TO THE NEEDY! They need your help YESTERDAY!

I'm sorry, but I have none of these things to give, Comrade Whinny. When needed, I find it necessary only to think of:

a) Fearless Leader,

or

b) Judge Fraulein Pulloski,

or

c) Fearless Leader, Judge Fraulein Pulloski, and myself

and it's hardly a problem.

Surely you are not thinking impure, decadent thoughts Comrade!

These are Pure Party Thoughts™ Comrade Царевна - and I must apologize for misspelling the good Fraulein's name. I just get SOOOO excited, you know. For the People.

And if this photo from Bretton Woods is any indication, Comrade Soros and Comrade Pelosi do too!

ROCK, do you think that perhaps you were too, er, revealing, to show Dear Nanski with George's hand up her ass? Bear in mind that we have not been able to groom her as much for not showing chiroprological manipulation as we have dear Oleader.

You know, when you look at Barry, you would never think that he's just the latest, and greatest, incarnation of Disney's Animatronics. The synergy between his TelePrompTer and George's hand up his ass is superlative. Bear in mind that the processing power is so great that only the cognoscenti can see the problems.

You know, when Dear Obowma, when he's not staring into a mirror, looks to one side and utters a platitude. And he pauses.

That, dear comrades, is called a kernel panic. It requires restarting the kernel in Obamulator. Notice the freeze? That's rebooting.

Then he looks to the other side, utters either a platitude or a Party-Approved™ Yesterday's Lie, Today's Truth (YLTT) and such is the strain that he has another kernel panic.

This is not to be confused with Colonel 7.62, who actually has a gun.

See how great is The One? Every three seconds a kernel panic and well, he recovers and we all love him so.

I think that I'm going into my bathroom and express my love for him some more.

PBUH.

Whinny, my cardiologist's nurse practitioner (get to know these gals; they're wonderfully educative and very helpful) tells me that she'd worked oncology at the VA hospital, and there was a furore over not giving veterans over I think one Viagra pill a week.

Personally I think that Viagra is overrated. After all, all I have to do is wave a copy of Marx to our Many Titted Empress and she herself, beloved ginormous sow that she is, wanting to suckle 300,000,000 people at her stippled breasts, managed to grow a wang and impregnate a coyote.

I had of course to abort the coyote; while I love our MTE dearly, I do not think that the world is ready for a litter of half mangy, starved, useless, verminous coyote and half the most goddamned awful bitch on earth until Nanski rose from the Pacific like Grendel's mother our dear Hillary.

Just saying.

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:You know, when you look at Barry, you would never think that he's just the latest, and greatest, incarnation of Disney's Animatronics. The synergy between his TelePrompTer and George's hand up his ass is superlative. Bear in mind that the processing power is so great that only the cognoscenti can see the problems.
You know, when Dear Obowma, when he's not staring into a mirror, looks to one side and utters a platitude. And he pauses.
That, dear comrades, is called a kernel panic. It requires restarting the kernel in Obamulator. Notice the freeze? That's rebooting.
Then he looks to the other side, utters either a platitude or a Party-Approved™ Yesterday's Lie, Today's Truth (YLTT) and such is the strain that he has another kernel panic.

According to (spit) Beck's soon to be silenced chalkboard - Disney's Animatronics was bought up by Soros along time ago and is part of some Vast Left Wing Conspiracy. ROFLM Comrade AO....

Father Prog,

It's quite possible Cialis and Viagra are overrated. Maybe that's why I subconsciously (thanks to Jiffy-Lobo) chose them to make a point about the flaccid, listless appeal unions are seeming to have of late. Flaccid, listless and overrated.

"Flaccid, listless and overrated." True, true, true. But damn they can spit. Not that I want to get spit on.

Winny, do you think that we could start an adjunct to Jiffy-Lobo which sells Viagra to cure Soft Socialism? Take on Prog Pill and your Mao shirt will be stiff as a board! You will never waver in your dedication!

And most of all, it will take a crowbar to prize your cold, dead hands off someone else's wallet.

Father Prog Plushbottom,

That's a very interesting proposal. A Prog Pill. I think it's a wonderful idea to supplement Jiffy-Lobo™.

. "Socialism got you limp and soft? The Prog Pill™: buy a long shot".

."When the Rethuglikkkans got you down, Prog Pill™ keeps you a' round".

."Prog Pill™: Government's little Helper™".

."Every socialist needs some priapic help now and then. Prog Pill™ can show you the way to better living through chemistry".

. "The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™: Spandex, high-speed trains to Hell, OPM, Obunga, and of course... Prog Pill™".

Ah Whinny, your thoughts are so progalicious to me.

We do need a Prog Pill™. This is what will let the most amazingly brazen lies be unchallenged. "The asteroid that made the dinosaurs extinct was George Bush's fault!" will be greeted with respect. Not only in the NYT and Time (I had a fish recently that refused to wrapped in that rag), but everywhere. I mean, not only in the brain-dead, Obama-blowing, Katie Couric-stupid mainstream media but out on thestreet where people, gasp, do not hate Sarah Palin as they ought to.

I suspect that if we developed a Prog Pill™ the biggest customer would be whoever the current White House spokesman is. Really tough to keep it up when your lies are manifest even to you.

But there's only one problem. I, as a made prog, have told so many lies, naturally, that my throat sometimes threatens to close: I might choke on my lies. How can I make sure that the Prog Pill™ goes down? I mean, we could call Monica if we had to, but let's keep it in the family.

Father Prog,

It's a shame we didn't think of the Prog Pill™ when that wimp of a man, Robert Fibbs, was running his mouth off as Whitehouse press secretary. We could have retired very wealthy in a short period of time selling to that git.

The Prog Pill™ eliminates the need for progs to have to lug their own teleprompters in order to recite talking points, lies, calumnies, slanders and flatulence like Dear Leader is forced to do everytime he publicly makes a total ass out of himself—and loves doing it too.

I think Bill Klinton would be an excellent spokesman for the Prog Pill™. He's the master at lying; never worries about keeping tract of them, just lets them roll from his tongue. Now there's a man who couldn't choke on his own lies even if his life depended on it.

Comrade Whinny wrote:Father Prog,

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I think Bill Klinton would be an excellent spokesman for the Prog Pill™. He's the master at lying; never worries about keeping tract of them, just lets them roll from his tongue. Now there's a man who couldn't choke on his own lies even if his life depended on it.

Comrade Whinny,


My allegience to the POTUS who made me V-POTUS obliges me to denounce your false denunciation of President Clinton, who was merely falsely accused of lying by lying Republican zealots:


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--Gorbels Cube

Gorbels Cube wrote:

Comrade Whinny wrote:Father Prog,

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I think Bill Klinton would be an excellent spokesman for the Prog Pill™. He's the master at lying; never worries about keeping tract of them, just lets them roll from his tongue. Now there's a man who couldn't choke on his own lies even if his life depended on it.

Comrade Whinny,


My allegience to the POTUS who made me V-POTUS obliges me to denounce your false denunciation of President Clinton, who was merely falsely accused of lying by lying Republican zealots:

--Gorbels Cube

Yes Comrade Gorbels,

I believe you are right, er... korrekt in many respects in regards to defending your ex-POTUS. I wasn't denouncing him, per se, but was honoring him and giving him credit where credit is due. Surely you can appreciate that? I have the utmost respect for the man. His talents are numerous, enabling him to do and say things I would never dream of.

Many nights away from home I have dreamed of things that Comrade Clinton has received accomplished from under the desk at the Oval Orifice Office. It's good to be King...

And who can forget some of his most memorable quotes: "Whoa Mama! Stay up!" (I don't think he was really refering to his "golf game" at the time.) And of course: "I never had sex with that woman, Mzz Lewinski". We know the rest.

And let's not forget about his encounter with a 5000-year old mummy: "You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good- looking mummy!"

Imagine being hot for a... mummy! Is that talent or what?

While we're on the subject of Bubba (in Tennessee, we always called everybody "Bubba"), he-- like all good progressives-- always supported those who divulged information about Republican misdeeds:

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--Gorbels Cube

Yes, I recall that Prog Bill was hot for a mummy. Was that the source of MITF? But then let's cut Bill some slack. Remember that he's married to our Many Titted Empress, and there is no such thing as MTEITF.

Even Wonder Warthog mainlining a bolus of Cialis wouldn't do our MTE.

Gorbels, let us never forget that Mr. Clinton taught the rest of the world the meaning of a word which at one time only computer scientists and old-time Latin grammarians knew: parsing.

Still, we need to wonder if Obozo really needs a Prog Pill™. After all, I'm not sure that he knows that when his lips are moving he's lying. So he can't be lying.

That must be it. When the cursed Bush believed the CIA and MI6 that there were WMD in Iraq, the progs chanted, "Bush lied! People died!"

Bush didn't know and so logically couldn't have lied, but what's a little truth between prog trying to assassinate the character of anyone who doesn't march in goose-step with them?

Here is the Prog Truth:

All for me, nothing outside me. I define the truth. What comes out of my head is reality. My head and my ass are strangely interchangeable.

Father Prog,

When I finally stopped my hearty chuckling to your typically wise words, I realized there is a lot of 'food' there to ruminate deeply upon: "After all, I'm not sure that he knows that when his lips are moving he's lying. So he can't be lying." How true. In his own weak and frustrated mind he tells himself, "This is the truth. I believe this". But in order to understand he is a liar, and the depth of his countless lies, is to know what truth is. And to know what truth is is to understand that it's something that doesn't originate internally.

Since he is 'god' in his own mind—a product of arrogance, pride and self-absorption—he sees the [real]truth as a threat to everything he believes because it reveals it for what it is—lies. "If the truth in you is darkness, then how great the darkness".

"That must be it. When the cursed Bush believed the CIA and MI6 that there were WMD in Iraq, the progs chanted, "Bush lied! People died!""

But anyone who was paying attention at the time, also understood the same information Bush received was the same information Klinton also received about WMDs. Much of the intel Bush received Klinton acknowledged himself.

So we never heard: "Klinton lied, people died!" for agreeing with the same intel Bush supposedly was "lying" about.

And now we have a "president" who completely invested, for 8 years, slanders, lies, calumnies, fabrications, fiction, and history revision to the point that now, when we are in dire straits with the upheavals in the Mid East, can only turn his pockets inside out, like the bum that he is, and cry bankruptcy.

Instead of accepting humiliation over his utter lack of verisimilitude for 8 long years, it's better to save face in the mire of dangerous fantasy.

Whinny, more and more things are coming out. I'm sure that you heard of the disgraceful incident in Dallas when a local reporter asked the Repository of All Truth (RAT) questions which indicated that the RAT was in fact lying. This did not sit well with Biggy RAT.

This must be so hard for the RAT. All of these years being able to work his look and get promoted just because of his look.

Still, that's wonderful. Why shouldn't the RAT define things? I recall Thomas Sowell writing about prejudice when he was young, but because he turned out to be a traitor to proggery, that means nothing. And because he is intelligent and sensible, or so it is said, he will be traduced. He wandered off the new plantation, er, reservation plain of generally received prog wisdom. So destroy him.

Poor Dr. Sowell. To have born too late to get by with nothing more than entitlement and attitude.