WHAT IS WRONG with students today? Have they no respect for their betters??
And there's always the gulag...
There is no such thing as "respect" anymore. That's an antiquated word having been stricken from the Peoples Lexicon™ for its overuse by hoity-toity goody-two-shoes CONservatives, and has been replaced by more korrekt terms such as "cool" and "hip".
For example: MOO-chelle is "cool" because she's a lush and a spendthrift who happens to be the FHOUSA (First Horse Of the USA), and can tell others to eat stuff she wouldn't dream of putting into her mouth pouches. But more so, she's a liberal; a"progressive", and that validates everything she deserves.
And she can get away with it.
Also her enormous penchant for caring about OPK (Other Peoples Kids) can only be matched by the propensity of her rotund derriere, which makes her very "hip". Therefore, she is worshipped and adored, which is a much higher tribute than merely earning some cheap, fungal "respect “.
Just another reason to build floodlight guardhouses around the beet fields.
Expel The Red StatesJust another reason to build floodlight guardhouses around the beet fields.
The main reason, of course, being to allow for 24-hour work days!
Never let it be said that the Party doesn't provide for its workers! Can you imagine the eyestrain were they to have to work in the beet fields in the dark?!?
But why are some of the workers upset about our Dietary Director's breadline initiative? Our collective youth needs to know that they can't indulge in this rich Kapitalist manner! Without our Dear Lady's Newtrition, our newly indoctrinated workers might forget how to eat!
In this way their caloric burn for the day will be reduced to that of the urban Komsomol and hence satisfied by the beet ration provided. The knock on benefits of a lower carbon footprint goes without saying.
French Mushroom Soup
Classic Caesar Salad
Boston Bean Salad
Pepperoni Flatbread Pizza
Variety Flatbread Pizza
Variety Veggie Flatbread Pizzas
Sauteed Local Greens
This cannot be allowed to stand - these are the PRESIDENT'S children!!!
"veggie" is more a Bidenism for "lobster". The FHOTUSA only knows how to eat things.
Whiny little punks!