Maybe you've been fortunate to read a TigerBeat or the band info on the LP version of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida to know what's needed: pics of cute progressive guys and great descriptions.
Quote:"Meet Timmy, a def deaf 16-year-old who lives on the streets of Seattle. When not mainlining FairTrade organic heroin refined by authentic ethnic Afghani Taliban freedom fighters, he likes co-existing with Nature by surfing on endangered whales and sleeping in leafy parks, dumpster diving to recycle, queueing and serving in soup kitchens (to get both sides of the story), quoting Dr. Al Gore, cutting and piercing himself to protest the need for free health care, pickling his own pickle, panhandling in the eco-bling capital of Vancouver (Canada), picking (but not pickling!) groovy mushrooms, Obama tattoos, and alternative girls who believe in "spreading the(ir) wealth (and legs) around. If you've got a nipple ring (or two or more), give Timmy a ring!
The Man has been doggin' him for a couple of eco-missions and actions at anti-globalization protests, but he'll consider it a FairTrade if you send him a one-way ticket from the subsistence pound to your heart via Greyhound. And who couldn't resist those puppy-dog eyes?"
Comrades, do you see the need? When our journalistic organs get their financial Viagra, it would be unfair, unAmerican, unpatriotic, and unUN to deny funding for ProgBeat! After all, it's For the Children™.
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Perhaps an article in ProgBeat can investigate this strange yet inspiring phenomenon that has occured with the Dear Won.
While not Minister of Information and Publications, I had assumed every issue of ProgBeat would include Dear Leader as the foldout. Yes, he's older than the target demographic, but so were all the great progressives, like Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot.
Consider his manifold attributes:
- He's He
- He's American but only half so
- He's multiracial
- He's devoted to the Party
- He's full of it yet utterly empty
- He's probably metrosexual but willing to change with the times
- He's got the attitude of a nose-pierced teen veiled behind an elegant exterior
- He's ready to say sorry, even if he doesn't mean it, to get what he wants
- He's rich enough to buy you everything you want, with money that's not his
- He's got the ability to put you (and me) in jail