Like head of Politburo Nancy Pelosi, I like to leave the city on weekends. It costs me about $5 for the" goryuchyeh " in my Pobeda XL to get there. So, to fellow Cubists.......if you ever find yourself traveling across the Kuban during the weekend , please feel free to visit me at my dascha. The view is wonderful ( you can see it through the reinforced concrete slits...it used to be a pillbox ) Plus, the outhouse is quite close ! Just bring your own toilet paper.

Thanks but I find that I am booked right through to 2025. I'll add you to the list for Oct. it does look like good beet-growing land though.

Thanks Comrade!

The structure comes with running restrooms, you have to run outside to use them.

Is the situation like wise with running water? One must run outside the bunker to get it?

Such amenities were not available in the old country.

No problem with the water supply....... I have some extra buckets. It's just a half mile down the road..... and don't forget to put in a few drops of chlorine. It kills off most of the parasites nicely. After all, who wants to drink water that moves by itself ?

This warms the cockles of my heart (there is little worse than a cold cockle, is there not?), for it brings such memories of the Official Party Room at the gulag. And those parasites, why, that makes me laugh when I remember Whoopie all twisted up in agony when . . . . . . . but I digress. Just everyone - bring enough drinking alcohol to kill whatever is around and PARTY DOWN, COMRADES.

Ah, fond memories indeed Frau. I finally got rid of that worm by coaxing it into a half empty bottle of tequila (don't ask me how, it's rather embarrassing).

btw: I hope no one drank out of that bottle afterward, I left it on top of the liquor cabinet and the next day it was gone.

Most excellent cottage. Looks like it would also be good for comming zombie invasion, or the day after next Tuesday.

I.R.A. .....thank you for your kind appraisal of my ad hoc abode !

Also, I'd rather take on zombies. Compared to Progressives, they seem quite reasonable.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Ah, fond memories indeed Frau. I finally got rid of that worm by coaxing it into a half empty bottle of tequila (don't ask me how, it's rather embarrassing).

btw: I hope no one drank out of that bottle afterward, I left it on top of the liquor cabinet and the next day it was gone.

AAAAKKKK! Why did you not put a Warning Warning! on it!!? *%$#@!!!! Dummer Ruck!

What is this utterance of zombies and Progs, Comrade Kras!? You are looking to be escorted to the gulag, are you not?!!!

I reside in the mountains called " White ", a land of snow, beef jerky, one Jack-in-the Box and two ( count 'em ) two Taco Bells !

TACO BELLS!! That is not on Mama MO's Approved Eating List™ ! (are not there Mexican pizza's yummy though). And just the name says, racism. Beavis, I do believe you should be happy with the Obama Supplied Redistribute Color Dirt™ that you have and should not complain. Not everyone has dirt, you know. Why just the other day, a fellow.... an ex-fellow comrade fell on government concrete (a nasty accident I'm sure!) and found himself deceased. Dirt is good.

Especially when that ex-fellow comrade was first pushed out of a government plane 2,000 ft. above the previously mentioned concrete slab.