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Welcome Home, Anti-War Celebutards!

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As predicted, Dogmonaut Laika has tracked down our missing Celebutards! Heroic Laika reports interception of the alien mothership & after doing battle with these Agents of Capital, has successfully collected & has boarded them into his supply capsule and launched for a safe landing in the vast wastelands of the Amerikan west! (barring parachute failure). Courageous Laika states that only a few notables were lost in the struggle. That's OK with Dear Leader, as long as the majority are returned to resume their Anti-Imperialist ranting (after serious re-education that is). We long for the diatribes that they are famous for! Entertain The People once more oh Vanguards of Progressivism!
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Do they have their money and their looks?

Without either they are useless idiots!

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INGSOC wrote:Do they have their money and their looks?

Without either they are useless idiots!
No one is totally useless in Glorious Utopia. Remember... Soylent Green.


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RedDiaperette wrote:
INGSOC wrote:Do they have their money and their looks?

Without either they are useless idiots!
No one is totally useless in Glorious Utopia. Remember... Soylent Green.

Nobody's life is a complete waste. Some people serve as bad examples!

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Thank goodness the Mothership has returned with our best and brightest![attachment=0]flying-saucer.jpg[/attachment]

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Loyal Laika reports that all Celebutards were searched carefully to insure no alien contamination made it back to Mother Earth. All monies found were confiscated by order of The Party to compensate The State for the exorbitant costs of the search and rescue effort. As to their "good looks"...well...they really weren't all that pretty in the first place.


 
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