Ivan BetinovIt's a dirty bomb, but somebody's got to build it. Here's to America's new workforce of willing engineers!
Wait-wait-wait, I've got a theory. Maybe these people aren't refugees, but actually factory workers to make bombs so that we can revolutionize the entire world! Cheap labor! No longer will we have to mess around with those silly labor laws and actually paying people a fair wage, we can just transition into "more equal than others" kollektive labor where we give them the best of things whereas we only get a bag of flour and a gallon of milk a year! And not even that!
And we can even have them be the engineers, they already know how to make bombs anyway, so why not give them access to some really choice explosives so that they can enact their dreams! To bring about the revolution means following your dreams anyhow, it's what we do all the time, so why not let them kill the infidels using nuclear explosives? It's great AND efficient, because we won't have to kill them! It's a win-win!
Meanwhile Charlie Hebdo has published this reactionary vignette. The text reads "What would the little Aylan become if he grew up? Ass hunter in Germany."