COMRADES!

Glorious news..... Sea Trials were a complete absolute disastersuccess for the People's Navy Solar powered Wind-turbine Aircraft Carrier. All systems exceeded expectations including the budget and the ship performed so well, that I have decided to commission her into the fleet.


In order to be commissioned into active service a proper name needs to be awarded to her.

I am seeking suggestions from the collective as to what proud name she should carry and offer you these guidelines when submitting

1. In Naval Tradition, the name cannot be a current politician that is serving in office right now. However former office holders are fair game ( Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton). I know, I know, I wish also to call her 'United Socialist Ship Obama' also, but tradition is tradition and after his glorious one term there will surely be a ship named after him then to honor the glory of his achievements.

2. The name does not have to be limited at all to a person it can be a famous landmark, State or significant historical event, after a document or an idea and even after a group. U.S.S Prog would be a good example.

3. Please provide why you think the name you've suggested would be appropriate for her.

I will then submit the best ideas to the inner party for their consideration which of course I will take full credit as being my original idea.

I await your suggestions!

Regards,

Commodore Snoogie Woogums

Comrade Snookums

You should call it the USSS Goremonger

Obamugabe

This glorious ship should be called the USS Joe Biden.

I know you said the name can't be a current politician serving in office right now, but you can hardly call what he is doing "service".

But if you're going to get technical about it, I would suggest the USS Ted Kennedy.

Oh, wait, this thing is an aircraft carrier, not a submarine.....

OK, I suggest the USS Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009! Or Stimulus for short.


What the hell else would you call a big waste of money full of "green" boondoggles that will end up doing nothing useful?


The USS Jimmy Carter, then.

I propose naming the new ship "The Glorious People's Hope and Change Revolution of 4 November, 2008" or casually referred to as "The Big O".

Comrades,

I'm starting to lean toward the 'U.S.S Kumbaya' as her moniker at this point. The floor though is still wide open to all suggestions!!!!

Commodore SW,

I rather like the USSA Transformation or maybe USSA Fundamentally Transformed.

Comrade Snookums

I love your suggestion, the U.S.S.S. Kumbaya!

I cannot remember whether this was mentioned before, but I would like to mention it now. This warship should not be fitted with conventional weapon systems. All weapon systems should conform to your Dear Leader's standard. I suggest warheads of WMA (Weapons of Mass Agitprop) These weapons would deliver wide area effect Apologies for American Imperialism together with Fuzzy and Warm Feelings of Hope and Change. It would directly affect the human mind without destroying infrastructure (more or less like the electro magnetic pulse from a nuclear device can be used to incapacitate electronic devices)

Another possibility is a cluster warhead filled with Ipods preloaded with your Dear Leaders speeches. (Like the one he gave to that abomination of imperialism, the Queen of Britian)

A Luta Continua!

Obamugabe

Comrade Obamugabe,

A glorious idea Comrade. Though I do believe that these types of weapons would be banned under current the Geneva Conventions as cruel and unusual and might even constitute a war crime if used against an adversary.

Though dropping copies of 'The Audacity of Hope' through a cluster released munitions package might make the cut!

Fair Winds!

Commodore Snoogie Woogums

Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:

In order to be commissioned into active service a proper name needs to be awarded to her.

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And its sequel, now being ghost written by Comrade Ayers: "The Paucity of Dope" on why Barack had to sever ties with the hippies who found the Weather Underground.