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What is Obama Doing to Save the World?

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Unemployment teeters in double digits. Half the country is under flood waters or otherwise being ripped apart by storms. Oil prices continue to skyrocket. The national deficit is sunk in the trillions. Congress can't agree on budget cuts. Illegal immigrants are pouring over the southern border, where people are getting shot every day. The debate over Muslim extremism rages on. Pro-union protestors are storming state capitols, threatening the lives of elected representatives. Other elected representatives have fled into hiding. Thousands are in danger of never existing due to lack of funds for cowboy poetry.

And that's just on the homefront. Overseas, Middle East regimes are toppling one after another, and no one knows who or what will replace them. France—France!—is taking the lead on how to address the Libyan situation. (I can't begin to describe what typing that sentence did to the left side of my brain.) Oh, let me say it again: FRANCE!

The world is going up in smoke at one end, and down the toilet at the other.

So while civilization as we know it is going straight to hell and never mind the handbasket, where is the Leader of the Free World, The One We've All Been Waiting For, the guy on the poster that says HOPE?

President Obama and First Lady at White House Conference on Bullying Prevention

The President spoke not only as the host of the Conference, but as a father and as somebody who remembers his own childhood well:

As adults, we all remember what it was like to see kids picked on in the hallways or in the schoolyard. And I have to say, with big ears and the name that I have, I wasn't immune.


Click on link to see the whole video, read their soaring speeches (to include directives for when you should laugh at their rapier wit), and awesome snaps of the Obamas sitting in chairs trying to look as if they care!

Sleep well tonight, America. Thanks to Obama, his soaring rhetoric, his charming childhood anecdotes, and his breakout sessions where everyone sits in circles to make ribbons and wristbands and posters to raise awareness about bullying, who would dare push us around now?

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Everybody says like Obama isn't very smart so when he takes a courageous stand like this against schoolyard bullies and uses the, ummm, bully pulpit of the highest office of the land to address this vital national issue it really really really makes this something families will talk about at the dinner table and hopefully there's a lot of little schoolyard bullies at those dinner tables that will get the message that the president of the United States isn't going to put up with this stuff anymore and if they don't wise-up he's going to come to their classrooms and really let them have it.

This is like the number one national issue on the cover of People magazine and I'm glad to see Obama's right on top of it. There's no voting present on this one.

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The solution is for taxpayers to be required to invest much, much, much more into PBS and npr instead of cutting such funding, the threat of which Comrade Grigori has reported today:


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--Fearless Leader

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Workers of the World Unite! All is going according to the Party's Glorious Plan.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote: Sleep well tonight, America. Thanks to Obama, his soaring rhetoric, his charming childhood anecdotes, and his breakout sessions where everyone sits in circles to make ribbons and wristbands and posters to raise awareness about bullying, who would dare push us around now?


I dunno, that France guy looks pretty tough. I hope he don't come around and try to take our hi-speed rail money.

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Bully!

I say Bully!
First we take care of the bullies in grade school, the junior high, and finally high school!
These are the first three orders of business, after that, golf.


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The President spoke not only as the host of the Conference, but as a father and as somebody who remembers his own childhood well:
As adults, we all remember what it was like to see kids picked on in the hallways or in the schoolyard. And I have to say, with big ears and the name that I have, I wasn't immune.


Oh dear leader, I will chase down those offspring of rethuglikan bullies that dare referred to you as "Barry the big eared boob".

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We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in the hallways, we shall fight in the classroom and teacher's lounges, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in Madison, we shall defend our entitlement, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the television, we shall fight on the Public Broadcasting, we shall fight in the editorial pages and in the salons, we shall fight in the churches; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Socialism or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Marxist Doctrine, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the Old World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the New.

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You know it's sad that those darned Republicans in Wisconsin ruined Obama's Wednesday night basketball watching party, he invited his buddies over to watch the Bulls game.

Friday he's supposed to host a Rose Garden party for the NHL Stanley Cup champs (along with a street hockey clinic).

I honestly don't know how he finds the time for 18 holes of golf.

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That was so stirring and beautiful Comrade Laika!...snif sniff sniff. OK, you heard it right from Comrade Space Doggie's mouth my Brothers and Sisters:

We must Fight Fight Fight for the Right, the Right to Exist. From this day on, let this be known not as a day of American Proclamation, but the the day the World declared in one voice;"We will not go quietly into the night! We will FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!"

My Dearest Commissarka Pinkie,
I know what your problem is Commissarka: You CARE so... way too much. This, the very trait that has made you the envy of the Glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday, is wearing very heavily upon your soul. I know you cannot help yourself. It's who you are. Still, you must consider your health both physically and mentally.

Your Humble Spiritual Adviser,
Grigori

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Grigori E.R. wrote:"

My Dearest Commissarka Pinkie,
I know what your problem is Commissarka: You CARE so... way too much. This, the very trait that has made you the envy of the Glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday, is wearing very heavily upon your soul. I know you cannot help yourself. It's who you are. Still, you must consider your health both physically and mentally.

Your Humble Spiritual Adviser,
Grigori

I must ask that I be denounced as a thought criminal. (Where is the Frau when you need her denouncements most? sob...sob )

I am so envious of our dearest Commissarka Pinkie. Indeed, I find that I couldn't care less about any of this.

Um... When are the beet rations due? That I care about.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote: The world is going up in smoke at one end, and down the toilet at the other.....

And through EARTHQUAKES on the other!



WWDLOD? (What Will Dear Leader Obama Do) Stop The BULLIES!!!!

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Red Rooster wrote: And through EARTHQUAKES on the other!

WWDLOD? (What Will Dear Leader Obama Do) Stop The BULLIES!!!!

You mean what would he do if he could pull himself away from all the extravagant parties, golf games, pontificating on irrelevant matters and issues, apologizing for Amerikkka and bending over at the waist to kiss the rings of thugs, murderers and dictators? You mean what would he do if he wasnt' signing into law unconstitutional healthcare bills, assigning unvetted 'czars', and blaming Bushitler for everything under the sun? You mean what would he do if he wasn't busy in the Photoshop slapping backs with Ronald Reagan to create covers for TIME magazine , wasn't putting on his walking shoes ("I'll put on a comfortable pair of shoes myself. I'll walk on that picket line with you as President of the United States of America.”), or placing illegal moratoriums on off-shore Gulf drilling, or telling us how many jobs he "saved"?

I'll tell you what he would do. He would be doing this:

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Dear leader would not be distributing Judeo-Judeo religious policy...

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True, but he would be raising his mighty hands telling the tsunami to stop in its tracks. And it would have no other recourse than to obey his sonorous voice and his big, floppy ears.

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So true, of respect and not fear. Dear Leaders abilities are truly amazing. I am in awe.

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Whinny-da-PBUH wrote:True, but he would be raising his mighty hands telling the tsunami to stop in its tracks. And it would have no other recourse than to obey his sonorous voice and his big, floppy ears.



SONOROUS. People keep using that word. I thought it meant something like snoring, boring, or just "bla, bla, blah".


So I looked it up in the online dictionary. Still unsatisfied, I clicked on the Thesaurus-


Main Entry: sonorous
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: resonant
Synonyms: booming, full-voiced, loud, loud-voiced, powerful, resounding, reverberating, rich, ringing, rotund, thundering
Main Entry: bombastic
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: pompous, grandiloquent
Synonyms: aureate, balderdash, big-talking, declamatory, euphuistic, flowery, full of hot air, fustian, grandiose, high-flown, highfalutin, histrionic, inflated, loudmouthed, magniloquent, orotund, ostentatious, overblown, ranting, rhapsodic, rhetorical, sonorous, stuffed shirt, swollen, tumid, turgid, verbose, windbag, windy, wordy
Antonyms: humble, quiet, reserved, restrained



So it turns out, the word can mean pretty much what I thought it did. They did leave out "BULL SHIT" however.

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Whinny-da-PBUH wrote:True, but he would be raising his mighty hands telling the tsunami to stop in its tracks. And it would have no other recourse than to obey his sonorous voice and his big, floppy ears.

He better hurry.

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Comradette darski,

Self denouncement is a time honored tradition here at the People's Cube. That you would do so is a testament to your devotion and loyalty to the Kollective. Kudos darski. Do not beat yourself up too much. Commissarka Pinkie has set the bar of Progressive Caring so high that few mere mortals will ever achieve her greatness.

Just say 20 Hail Obamas and we will call it even.

Your Humble Spiritual Adviser,
Grigori


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Being POTUSSA is a tough job. We all need to have a little fun now and then. Even Dear Leader Obama:

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I think this is begging for some captions..Comrades?


My creation was inspired by Commissar L.R. Star and his glorious animated gif of our beloved Lenin.

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President of China?
Obama's lament.

9:01 AM, Mar 11, 2011 • By WILLIAM KRISTOL

“Mr. Obama has told people that it would be so much easier to be the president of China. As one official put it, ‘No one is scrutinizing Hu Jintao's words in Tahrir Square.'”

“Obama Seeks a Course of Pragmatism in the Middle East,” The New York Times, March 11, 2011.

Mr. Obama is right.

If you're president of China, people around the world who are fighting for freedom don't really expect you to help. If you're president of China, you don't have to put up with annoying off-year congressional elections, and then negotiate your budget with a bunch of gun-and-religion-clinging congressmen and senators. If you're president of China, you can fund your national public radio to your heart's content. And if you're president of China, when you host a conference on bullying in schools, people take you seriously.

Unfortunately for him and us, Barack Obama is president of the United States. That job brings with it certain special responsibilities. It's a tough job—maybe tougher than being president of China. But Barack Obama ran for president of the United States. Maybe he should start behaving as one.

https://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/president-china_554012.html

Comrades, I think a bunch of people are figuring out that Obama is a communist.

Oh, and one of my friends just sent me some junk mail-

The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol of the American Presidency.
It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks!


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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:And that's just on the homefront. Overseas, Middle East regimes are toppling one after another, and no one knows who or what will replace them. France—France!—is taking the lead on how to address the Libyan situation. (I can't begin to describe what typing that sentence did to the left side of my brain.) Oh, let me say it again: FRANCE!

Well, just wait to the other OMG (Our Most Glorious) leader, spanish Shoemaker takes the lead. He is travelling through those revolting countries to teach them how to write a proper Constitution, how to build a strong government and all that.Coming from the leader of the country with the most static, un-touched and untouchable constitution in Europe and with a highest percentage of unemployement than the revolting countries themselves, you all can be assured this will be a total mess success.

PS: Someone mentioned hi-speed trains? Guess what model will be replicated back in the US-SR? French efficient, fast, 20+ years experienced model? Or Spanish ultra-expensive, subsidized and yet-developing model?
You all can be assured this will be a total mess success.

Hail whatever!

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Red Rooster wrote:
Commissarka Pinkie wrote: The world is going up in smoke at one end, and down the toilet at the other.....

And through EARTHQUAKES on the other!

And now with Nuclear Radiation™ included. Just wait for Godzilla and we will have a jolly good pic-nic!!


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History will record the insanity clear thinking and sheer bravery of our beloved Dear Leader Image for drilling down to the real problem in the world.

We all know it's 100% Rethuglikkkan Clowns that are brutalizing the Children. ™
It's about time that we addressed this despicable evil head on.
It must stop. We must make them pay for their crimes against a civil progressive society.

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Comrade Katpain,
Godzilla? That is so funny, just like Comrade Jimminy Cartah, he pops up when you least expect or need him..

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Grigori E.R. wrote:Comrade Katpain,
Godzilla? That is so funny, just like Comrade Jimminy Cartah, he pops up when you least expect or need him..
Well, I can't wait for The Final Fight: Godzy vs Mickey Moore.

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Most venerable Comrade Pinkie, you should not be for having concerns of Middle East happening. My country people of MoBrohood are making for good handling of all situation there.

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Grigori, what a charming animation, I could watch it for hours.

Pinkie, yes, I agree, You care too much.

Darski, I denounce you for not caring enough.

Katpain and 4U, I knew there was a credible explanation for the earthquake and tsunami. Just wait until Godzilla ingests all that radioactive fallout. I'm heading for the hills.

R.O.C.K., you got any pirated copies of that movie? It looks glorious.

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THE PROGRESSIVE'S 8-STEP GUIDE TO DEALING WITH A BULLY:

1. Announce that the bully's behavior is unacceptable.

2. Should they continue behaving unacceptably, we tell them that their unacceptable behavior cannot be allowed to continue.

3. Should the unacceptable behavior continue anyway, then we tell them that we really mean what we said.

4. If they're still behaving unacceptably, then we remind them that we really, REALLY do mean what we said, and that we're not just saying that.

5. Should this result in only more unacceptable behavior, we tell them that this time, we're serious.

6. If that doesn't work (and it usually doesn't, but we Progs pride ourselves on retaining faith in the inherent goodness of our fellow man and our own ability to make others see reason), then we inform them that we may have to consider scheduling an appointment to go to Geneva, where we will meet with fellow peace-loving Progs to discuss the possibility of approaching the U.N. with a request for permission to advise the bullies that we may have to impose sanctions.

7. If that doesn't work, then we travel to some glamourous resort to attend a U.N. Conference on Global Sustainability, then fly to another resort to address a symposium on the need to keep funding the U.N. as the world's events prove that we simply cannot hope to live in peace without it.

8. If, by this time, the unacceptable behavior has spread and can no longer be contained, go back to Step 1 and start over, and have faith that this time, we'll get different results.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote: Sleep well tonight, America. Thanks to Obama, his soaring rhetoric, his charming childhood anecdotes, and his breakout sessions where everyone sits in circles to make ribbons and wristbands and posters to raise awareness about bullying, who would dare push us around now?


My Dearest Commissarka Pinkie;

Your emotional words melted me into a weeping pile of pure CARE ™ .

I felt compelled to whip some dissidents into
making these especially for you,
our (NEA Approved) Teacher of Collective CARING.

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Comrades, I would like to apply for a government grant so I can lease office space, fill it with expensive furniture and state of the art office equipment; and from there I want to conduct scientific polls and surveys that will prove we Progressives are more likely to be bullied than conservatives, and that conservatives are more likely to be the bullies than we Progressives.

It makes perfect sense that the same people who like to shoot and drop bombs on anyone they don't like are the same ones who back in school, gave us wedgies, shoved our heads down lavatory toilets and flushed repeatedly, and taped “Kick Me” signs to our backs. And then kicked us and stole our lunch money, until the government stepped in to institute the free lunch program so instead of neocon kids stealing lunch money from prog kids, justice was served by the government taking money from the neocon taxpayers to fund the program—which is why the neocons want to defund it now—that, and because they hate the children and want to see them starve to death. Bullies!

But we Progs, along with our equally bullied fellow travelers in Islam, believe in peace and love always, with peaceable solutions through the implementation of government entitlements, strong diplomacy, and the wise, benevolent guidance of the United Nations who, instead of sending bullying warriors, deploy peacekeepers instead.

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Did we not have an ex-president who was famous for saying "bully"?
Example: "I say my good man, I say "bully" to you and your cause." Or something like that. It's hard to remember all those archaic expressions.

Great idea (as always) Commissarka Pinkie.

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Tsk...We Made Progs never bully. We offer constructive criticism, like in Madison. Anybody have a problem with that?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ub04Tf ... re=related

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Anybody?!?

Anybody at all?!?

That's what I thought!!!!!

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Anybody have a problem with that?
Anybody?!?
Anybody at all?!?
That's what I thought!!!!!

Of course no one has a problem. Being mere mortals it is hard for us to understand the wonders of the Obamessiah and his Party Elite: the Made Progs, but we obey anyway. We know they have our best interests at heart.

Behold the Wisdom of His Holiness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8cNtH1 ... re=related

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Shovel 4 U!
Thank you for the Bullystrong wristbands! Let us all wear them to send a strong message to bullies that we say NO to their bullying!

When bullies see us wearing them, I just know they'll leave us alone!

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Comrade Laika: Coincidentally, my pet parrot is trained to repeat, "FOX LIES!!!". And that was before I seen this video!

I'm already wearing my "Just Say 'NO' to Bullying" wristband—making my positive and enlightened statement doing something that will substantively change the world—right next to my "Just Say 'NO' to Global Warming", "Just say 'NO' to Scott Walker", "Just Say 'NO' to FOX NEWS", "Just Say 'NO' to George Bush", and "Just Say 'NO' to Incandescent Light Bulbs" wristbands. I need a longer arm!


 
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