oNo more state child breeders asserting their “right” to educate “their” children™oNo more deluded “private citizens” imagining a right to arm themselvesoNo more bigoted displays of the Ten CommandmentsoMandatory sensitivity training in Sharia Law for everybody
If only the government would give me as much vodka as I needed, no questions asked, just like they do with the needles and the condoms, then I wouldn't have to ask for swigs out of other peoples' bottles, and I wouldn't be getting all these weird diseases and cold sores and infections. The one on my tongue has gotten a lot worse ever since I let that hippy girl pierce it at the Impeach Or Else Pierce-In and Hokey Poke-In last Monday. I just know it's from shared vodka bottles.
- 50" plasma TV
- Broadband internet
- Cellular phone with functionality to serve the collective:
- Quad-band international capability
- Integrated digital VGA camera with 4x zoom, image quality options, and auto-timer
- Photo phone book and picture ComradeID™
- Voice activated dialing and commands
- Video download and playback capabilities
Free this and free that.
I Demand It!
It's My Basic Human Right!
But most of all, it has to be FREE or it's not worth anything.
Laika the Space DogFree this and free that.
I also have a basic right to eat my boiled crawfish while feeling pity for my comrades who are not enjoying such a feast tonight.
Which reminds me.... I have a basic human right to feel good about any thing I choose to do. No matter how selfish, how extreme, how "perverted" in the eyes of backward moralists, I have a right to feel good about myself.
Also, I want Barbie's Dream Gulag complete with a Kommissar Ken, and a pony.
Premier BettyI just want peace on earth for all living creatures... and a big pile of money, the fastest internet connection possible for my needs and a copy of every videogame ever made.
Commissar PupovichAs is appropriate, the glorious game produced by our southern comrades features a red cube.... in 2 D as opposed to that capitalist 3D.
hmmm, I have always preferred DDD's over DD's, but maybe that's just me...
Feed the Fat - A Public Service Announcement - Celebrity bloopers here
If she wasn't so angry, she'd actually be attractive. Just one more reason she and her husband need to find a real church.
I mean, I identify with her rage! It's my fault! Mine! Mine! Mine! I'm a whitey and I hate myself for what I've done to her! Reverend Wright, Reverend Manning, what must I do to redeem myself!? Oh, my tortured soul!
Komissar Blogunov...Even my spell checker in Word (well, not the Word, but Microsoft Word) wants to call her Osama.
Are you talking about this Word?
Red SquareLOL. Mikhail - did you just make this inner-cities-schools-approved edition of MS WORD or did you find it elsewhere?
Alas, that is not my work. I wish I could remember where found it, but I cannot. It's been floating around the web for years, and I grabbed it about 10 months ago.
Komissar BlogunovI think that version even comes with sermon templates available on the "Insert" ribbon.
It does. And also an Ebonics option in the language options.