Today a very angry Obama stormed out of the debt-ceiling negotiations saying "Ronald Reagan wouldn't sit here like this... I'm going to the American people with this."

Angry Obama storms out of debt-ceiling negotiations

How Obama imagines people see this:

"Yeah! Obama is tough like Reagan. He's walking out like Reagan did to Gorbachev. That's tough! Obama's tough. Those lousy Republicans. You gotta hand it to Obama. He's like Reagan! Tough! Wow!"

How people actually see this:

"F*CK YOU GUYS. I'm going home."


It'll be interesting to see what he says tomorrow when he goes "to the American people with this."

Bwaaahahaha!!! Unleash the dogs of class war! Burn the bridges! Storm the Bastille. Man the barricades. Melt down on camera!

This ought to be good.

Obama is like Reagan! He... he's taking his case to the American people, and, and, everyone still likes him! You'll see!

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Quack quack quack! Quack... quack quack! Quack. Quack quack quack!

Tomorrow is Bastille Day Ka-Ching! Obama will show you how to unleash the mob! He planned it for Bastille Day! We're going to storm Gitmo and give them your address!

....and Friday Dodd/Frank takes effect so don't even think about buying any gold or silver over the counter...you...you commodity speculator!

"Gold and Silver Ownership and Prices Will Not be Affected by Dodd-Frank Legislation on July 15" - move along, nothing to see here... these aren't the precious metals you're looking for...

How Obama imagines people see this:


How people actually see this:

It is inspiring to see the toughness of the One, against the sniveling fearmongering capitalist hegemons of the right. If I had been in the room, I would have ordered my security detail to apply a cattle prod to Cantor's privates for such blasphemy in provoking our blessed dictator so!

This noisome reek coming from the incessant railing of these tea-pissing pansies has awakened me from a most enjoyable catnip-induced slumber. I remain the People's humble servant,

- btw, when is dinner served here?

General Mousey-Tongue wrote: btw, when is dinner served here?

Dinner? Seems you have been slacking lately Comrade.

My good comrade, surely you can understand that there is an unfathomable volume of vermin present in the Washington DC area. I would wear my paws to bloody stumps if I tried to police even the White House, with the frequent comings and goings of unsavory species.

However, if I recall correctly, I was on a fact-finding mission with members of Kongress to the Bahamas on that day. I was far too engaged with fact-finding to worry about such trivial matters. Whatever happened to that vile designer-mutt the Obamas adopted, why can't he get off his rug and earn his Alpo for once? Why do I always have to clean up this place???

By the way, can you recommend a good after-dinner cigar with a smooth finish that goes well with seafood?

General Mousey-Tongue!

You are back! You have been missed General but no doubt you were on important Party business. In celebration of your return I had some of the boys in "The People's Navy Galley" whip up a little din din action for you............That's right General one of your fav's and dare I say a real eye pleasing presentation. Grab your chopsticks and dig in to some Prog Perch stuffed with OPM spices and slathered with soak the rich sauce.

Welcome back General!

Oh, and about that fact-finding mission.....you had better report to the Party ™ Headquarters right away for debriefing if you get my meaning? It's vacation time and we hard-working Elite are anxious to hear what special discounts might be available, to Party members only of course,...Why, we are all going to need some R&R after our tough-as-nails, (and doesn't Dear Leader set the very bestest example how to take it to the opposition?) gets done annililating the evil Rethuglicans over this debt raising debacle!

General Mousey-Tongue wrote: ...
This noisome reek coming from the incessant railing of these tea-pissing pansies has awakened me from a most enjoyable catnip-induced slumber. ...

Glad to see you back. For a long time, I was convinced you had been devoured by Sarah Palin.


--Peeples Journalist

Why does Dear Leader waste valuable time mud-wrestling with republikkans over budgets when baseball players are taking steroids, Canadians are flooding our healthcare system, and golf courses are going unused?

Happy Bastille Day Ka-Ching!


The mob will find you and your evil Halliburton!

Comrades, enjoy the agitprop music with politically correct visuals!

Flowers of the Night is one Jefferson Airplane take on the thing. Goes with the Bastille Day meme. Volunteers and the whole New Left thing. I remember that. But little Barry? Little baby Barry? Oh, The Crown of Creation, baby! The New Left's New Man. Obama stopped growing up and learning a long time ago. When I see Obama I see what Jefferson Airplane summed up with Lather:

Right now, I am loving a new story on the grate fearless leader-

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT!

BIG BASH PLANNED [highlight=#FFFF00]DAY AFTER USA GOES BROKE...[/highlight]

$35,800 per couple...

https://www.whitehousedossier.com/2011/07/14/gops-big-debt-ceiling-card-obamas-birthday-bash/

....the president is planning an extravagant fundraising bash Aug. 3 at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, including a birthday concert teeming with celebrities and – for couples contributing $35,800 – a private dinner with the president. All this just one day after the government is scheduled to run out of cash!


And then, there's this item-

Obama warns Cantor: ‘Don't call my bluff'
By Russell Berman and Sam Youngman - 07/13/11 07:43 PM ET

I am sitting here, absolutely gobsmacked with that statement.

Gospodin Vladimir, perhaps since the money to fund O-Force One will be gone, Dear Leader (PBUH) will travel to Chicago on the Presidential High Speed Rail we have paid for so many times over, no?

Come to think of it, he travels to celebrate what event? BIRTHDAY? Is there proof of such birthday? Perhaps this budget is produced using the same software used to produce a multi-layered long-form birth certificate? Numbers could be modified to support the Crisis of the Day that must be Solved by Tee-Time on Friday!

Oh Vladimir, you don't think he's REALLY bluffing, do you? It's just a figure of speech. It's just something boys say to sound tough, and Obama is nothing if not tough. Don't forget, he killed bin Laden. He signed the order himself. That's gutsy.

Be assured he's not treating this like a poker game. It's just an analogy. Would you rather he use one from a different card game? Do you honestly think Eric Cantor would tremble and soil himself in fear if Obama said to him, "Fish fish, I got my wish"?

(Though I can certainly see Mousey-Tongue saying that to Snoogie's offering.)

Obama: "I'll gladly pay you Next Tuesday if you help me win the next election today."

Republicans: "This 'I'll pay you back Next Tuesday' farce is over. It's Next Tuesday. If the democratic party senate had done it's job with a budget this would all be simple. But it seems it is now democratic party policy to live by blank check. American isn't your blank check. The American people aren't paying for the democratic party's party anymore."

Obama: "Don't call my bluff!"

Republicans: "This guy is President?"

Comrades,

I have found a shocking and racist portrayal of Dear Leader as an angry power-hungry dictatorial white male utterly indifferent to PeoplePower. The language put in this Obama stand-in's mouth is certainly progressive but not family-friendly, unless your children are being raised by a village, which they will be once the proper reforms are enacted.

If you stay beyond the first bit of Presidential footage, you will be horrified to see the female prime minister of India displays a disgustingly conservative reaction to Presidential sexual overtures. The President's mastery of foreign affairs, however, is bizarrely yet accurately depicted.

I decided to do the agit prop I was thinking of-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLRpP-C ... r_embedded

There used to be a useful saying about this that is so Politically Incorrect that I do not dare repeat it. It had to do with living in a shack, eating corn grits, and spending every dime to own a new Red Cadillac. Or live in it to save rent on the shack.

I swear, Obama is setting race relations back 50 years. We need a President Herman Cain, Thomas Sowell, Alan Keyes, Alan West, Jesse Lee Peterson, Erik Rush, Lloyd Marcus, or Star Parker to show the world that blacks DO have class and they are NOT all ignorant communist shit like the Obamination and his entourage.

Comrade Vlaimir is supressing his feelings. He won't tell us how he really feels, but deep down, he has opinions. Give him time, he'll feel better.

Now, Who is ready for some Kool-aide?

Tovarichi, please be assured that I AM telling you how I "feel". I am however, quite aware that I don't REALLY have Freedom of Speech, and should one dare to actually USE his "Freedom of Speech", the FBI will come visit him and perhaps his face and name might make it to the National TV Nuz.

I have lots more "opinions" too, which one can express with graphics from the late 1700's-

Tar and Feathers. And some rope. "Making Macarony" in Boston.

Oh, and by the way, if I might appear to be a tad grumpy, see the Letter to the Editor I just published-

Friday, July 15, 2011
Scream For Justice

ENTITLEMENTS FUEL OUR ECONOMY
https://afrafrontpagenews.blogspot.com/2011/07/scream-for-justice.html

Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote:Oh, and by the way, if I might appear to be a tad grumpy, see the Letter to the Editor I just published-

Friday, July 15, 2011
Scream For Justice

ENTITLEMENTS FUEL OUR ECONOMY
https://afrafrontpagenews.blogspot.com/2011/07/scream-for-justice.html

[img]images/clipart/Prog_Off.gif[/img] You are certainly excused, VS! My blood pressure just went up 10 pts after reading your blog. Unfreaking believable! And I'll bet she thinks her foodstamps are taxable too....Maybe I should give her a friendly call or better yet a visit. That's what you get when the government provides free Internet to the rural masses! Nice graphic though, comrade.

Ahem...

Pardon me O learned one. You go right ahead. I'll be sitting on my hands for a bit, until Jiffy Lobo opens in the morning again.

Attaboy VLADIMIR!!! Keep up the great work! Great editorial. I often wondered myself:

"How is it that Politicians can generate millions of dollars for a campaign to get elected, but after elected they cannot even pay for their own traveling expenses?" or for that matter had to charge a cover charge worth a Japanese car to attend a birthday party...

Have a great night, Comrade (and watch your blood pressure)!

And don't forget, comrades and comradettes, your ObamaCard™ is ALWAYS welcome at JiffyLobo™!!!

Third Undersecretary to the
Eighth Overseer of the
Department of the Redistribution of Evil Capitalist Theft of the People's Wealth

Motto:
"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"

My Dear Tovarisches:

I am new to the Party and have not yet received my official Party Seal.

Nevertheless I have been so eager to assume my duties that it is time to do the People's Work with my newly-minted account to advance the People's Cause as a new Voice of the People.

As we are all tasked with SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER ™, we must denounce all who believe they can stop or even slow the tide of our Glorious Leader's Fundamental Transformation ™ of the former Evil Capitalist Empire which we now properly call the USSA.

One such is the vile and despised bottom-feeding Eric Cantor, enemy and utopia-destroyer of all enlightened proletariat stalwart defenders, who attempted to profane the glorious presence of our Beloved Husseinovich Obama, foolishly attempting to incur the wrath of BHO by presenting bourgeois dreams of a USSA with limited federal allotments and reductions to our glorious and excellent federal programs, attempting to impede the great leaps forward already made by our Most Beloved Leader. Cantor's total villification and inescapable character assassination are being carried out with equality of joy and proper heroic socialist fervor by our brave brothers and sisters in the USSA media even at this writing. Fortunately the talking points boilerplate character assassination articles of truth have been in place for decades so our glorious socialist siblings in the media need no more than our outstanding public school indoctrinations educations to insert Cantor's name into the State-approved and glorious thoughtspeak news articles properly tailored for spoon-feeding to the masses.

It is obvious that the fiend Cantor lacks sufficient intelligence to see when our Beloved One has befuddled him into the false belief that our Blessed Leader could ever be provoked by such lowly vermin. Of course, since Cantor is a Cursed Jew the preceding sentence goes without saying.

The surpassing mental power of our Blessed Leader continues to amaze even equally overjoyed Party members such as myself. Such a lowly organism as Cantor could not hope to comprehend our Beloved Leader's simplest cogitation even if he were to evolve over ten hundred bazillion (I know, that may be too scientific a term for our glorious proletariat to fathom) generations.

My joy at the Blessed One's Power is threatening to exceed my monthly allotment so I must cease from further rapturous giddiness and thrills which are even now crackling up and down my collective body politik.

Pardon me while I root up some beets for gratefulness and the collective good.

Vladimir, I just want you to know that after reading your blog, I'm pissed off, too! That phony-baloney Donna Stone is PLAGIARIZING my work and passing it off as her own!

And you published it! Don't tell me that in reading it, it never occurred to you that, gee, this rant sounds an awful lot like the sort of rant Commissarka Pinkie is always ranting about.

Did your girlfriend Donna honestly think that if she inserted a few typos and substituted "etc. etc. etc." for "tattoos, booze, and boy-toys", that I wouldn't notice? Did you??

It's Shovel Time!

WHACK!!!

And that's just a friendly little warning. If this ever happens again, I'll use my shovel to bury you and Donna up to your necks in boiled lobsters next to Michelle Obama, and I'll pour butter sauce over your heads. Then I'll sit back and watch the fun.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Vladimir, I just want you to know that after reading your blog, I'm pissed off, too! That phony-baloney Donna Stone is PLAGIARIZING my work and passing it off as her own!

And you published it! Don't tell me that in reading it, it never occurred to you that, gee, this rant sounds an awful lot like the sort of rant Commissarka Pinkie is always ranting about.

Did your girlfriend Donna honestly think that if she inserted a few typos and substituted "etc. etc. etc." for "tattoos, booze, and boy-toys", that I wouldn't notice? Did you??

It's Shovel Time!

WHACK!!!

My dear Commissarka Pinkie- Your accusation that somebody "plagiarized" your work and I am a SOB for publishing it, rings remarkably familiar to me.

Because, in fact [highlight=#FFFF00]I was SUED[/highlight] in Federal Court 3 years ago for the same identical accusation by a frivolous litigant.

And in fact, her Top Secret... secrets she alleges she was teaching in alleged seminars (which she couldn't prove she had more than one).

Which "secret info" I never knew existed, but "should have known". The material I published was COMMON KNOWLEDGE material that was ten to fifteen years old.

The litigant refused to produce the special "secret info" for the court because it... was... secret.

OK class. Can we all say it together?



An after-thought- Upon reflecting back on that, I DID NOT PUBLISH ANYTHING. [highlight=#FFFF00]This was some old info some gal put on one of our[/highlight][highlight=#FFFF00] [/highlight][highlight=#FFFF00]->[/highlight][highlight=#FFFF00]Over 30 YAHOOGROUPS[/highlight][highlight=#FFFF00]<-[/highlight][highlight=#FFFF00] that had been FORWARDED TO HER[/highlight]. I KNEW there was another level of absurdity I was forgetting.

When I see or hear BHO make his grand glorious speeches to the people I can only be reminded of our father Stalin and or Lenin our glorius God. Our collective will someday return to us and make Amerika the mother land it was destined to be.

Vladimir, I see your point of view. I also see Pinkie's shovel. Where is your law now?

Dearest Comrade Vladimir, it is indeed heartening to read the splendid views of Donna Stone. Her learned understanding of economics does for the revolution what fiery prose does to the soul; stir up trouble. If the masses were to understand what actually happens to the economy and their own prosperity by the government taking massive copious humungous amounts of money through taxation, money that would have gone to the bank and then used to help finance new discoveries, new technologies, and new better innovative systems to supersede old, they might get the idea that what the entitlement welfare state actually accomplishes is the destruction of wealth and the stultification and retarding of civilization and human progress. They might start to wonder what might have been had not all those trillions upon trillions of dollars in just Social Security alone had not been forcibly taken out of private citizens hands where it would have gone into banks and investments and used to finance great things thus increasing the wealth and standard of living of us all and made secure livings and retirements for millions at the cost of no rise of a political party based on demagoguery, hand outs, and governments workers.

We can't have that. Better to cut off the legs of society and tell them that scooting around on a little wheeled cart is normal than give up rule and the perks of privilege.

Third Undersecretary to the
Eighth Overseer of the
Department of the Redistribution of Evil Capitalist Theft of the People's Wealth

Motto:
"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"

It is with supreme equality of redistributed joy that I continue to bring news of the glorious victories concerning our Most Beneficent and Humble Leader, B. Huseineiovich Obama, to your most equally itching ears. We must place His victories in context of current events.
We can always depend on our operatives who have so successfully infliltrated and have for some time run the Repubican party:

Tovarisches Boehner and McConnell bravely submitted plans that are assured to launch them into the feeding frenzy of the burgeois capitalists who eat their own. Even though we have taken ownership of Boehner's and McConnell's collective consciousness decades ago, they have bravely risked brainwashing by mingling with the Enemy pretending to be part of them even as we used them to destroy the capitalist dogs.

We know Boehner will always "go along to get along" (a phrase my mentors have used since I was knee-high to a vodka bottle) with our gutsy Grand Leader Husseinovich Obama. In bravely standing against the will of the people Right-Wingnuts ™ he is helping to ensure our continued just and inevitable takeover of the USSA.

Tovarisch McConnell in a brilliant People's Voice said "we don't want to be Obama's tax collectors", thus deflecting the idiot Repubicans from the true goal of the bill, which is to be Obama's enabler so Our Glorious Leader can raise the debt ceiling at will. Our Husseinovich is being encouraged to justly take power for Himself while correctly disregarding the so-called "Constitution" of the bourgeois Old White Men Founders ™. We can rest assured that OGL will grant Himself power to veto any amendment the Hated Right-Wingnuts ™ who somehow still have a small (and we will ensure diminishing) voice in Congress may propose. Our Beloved Government MUST have no limiting principles which even hint at threatening our progress, our implacable march to Universal Socialism.

"Cut, Cap, and Balance"? Those Right-Wingnut ™ fools! They are incapable of understanding that we will reject any proposal of theirs unless they agree with us - then we will continue to malign, manipulate, and marginalize them until they are destroyed. OGL will Gloriously invoke the 14th Amendment Option to cleverly outmaneuver them.

We are well on our way to destroy and regulate out of existence any possibility of prosperity evil capitalist activity so the only employer will be us, as we finally succeed in realizing our redistributive dream - total, unrelenting, eternal control of the USSA. We know that under our iron fisted benevolent rulership, everyone will be happy, but if anyone should be so ignorant and vile as to dissent, we will be fully justified in using - indeed, expected to use any means available to discredit, silence, and villify such treachery to the State. It is our duty, dear tovarisches! Only we are correct. We Are The Ones We've Been Waiting For ™ now and forever, world without end, because we are in charge and we will never let go the reigns of power.

We will not make deals. We will push our Glorious Progressive all-encompassing Government through to victorious total control and crush anyone in our way. Crises we foment have worked well for us in the past - We will continue to create them and we will not waste them.