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What's Your Progressive New Year's Resolution?

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I plan to renew my efforts to warn others about how global warming is destroying the habitat of the spotted owl, and how global cooling will cause us all to starve because the growing seasons will be shortened. This is serious, comrades. We only have ten years to act.


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Over at my alter-ego, I am encouraging people to read the Communist Manifesto-


This is exactly how bright CPS agents are-

https://www.eyeblast.tv/public/checker. ... hd6UkU6UaG

A New Year's Resolution- Read the Declaration of Independence

And you can do something that probably .001% of all Americans have-

Read the CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

If you would like to further your education,

Read the Communist Manifesto, or at least the
A Layman's Look At "The Communist Manifesto"

-or you can just stay ignorant and helpless. Your choice.

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Progressively speaking,

I plan to bring all remaining construction projects to a halt to protect the Least Tern,
or dungbeetle, or other insignificant life form that must be protected for the common good!

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I will only take cold showers and drive my Earth killing oil consuming car just a half mile a day.

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Haven't we done enough? Geez, Comrade Blogonuv. My resolution is to make every citizen aware that global warming leads to global cooling.

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I resolve to continue to post one line replies to conserve precious bandwidth.

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I pledge this year to demonstrate my tolerance and celebration of multicultural diversity by continuing to call anybody who disagrees with me a racist pig.

I pledge to continue to Hate Bush, Faux News, Sarah Palin and any other reichwinger with every fiber of my being therefore proving myself as a true loving and compassionate progressive who embraces all.

I pledge to continue the fight to save our beloved Obama-care from being repealed as I and everyone else really looks forward to health care run just like the DMV.

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I resolve to care more in 2011. Yes, yes, I know that no one cares as much as I do. But I believe I can never care enough, which is why I make this same resolution every year.

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I will help Joe (The People's Journolist) dig up Sarah Palin's poop.

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This year I resolve that I'll never be seen wearing camouflage again.

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I resolve to be even more sad, concerned and outraged, at anything and everything that is not my fault, which is everything.

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I promise to stop procrastinating by next week.

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Leninka wrote:Haven't we done enough? Geez, Comrade Blogonuv. My resolution is to make every citizen aware that global warming leads to global cooling.
But we must persevere all the more. You see, the public is very intelligent and enlightened because they chose Dear Leader to forge our destiny for us. But as we know, the public is very stupid, easily confused, and in need of constant reeducation. As you point out, they don't yet understand how global warming is making everything colder, and they need our compassionate guidance to make the clearly obvious clearly obvious to them.

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I resolve to ascribe every single instance of poverty, failure or bad things happening - either natural or manmade - to the evils of the capitalist system. I further resolve to demand that all of these evils be rectified by compulsory government action. I understand that these resolutions may cause me to be viewed by others as a loud-mouthed socialist, addled-brained progressive or just plain a$$hole, so I further resolve to yell and scream and impugn the characters of anyone who would do so as the only respectable way to convince them and others I am right. I resolve to feel proud of myself for doing these things even if it were to cause personal and psychological damage to others and/or the country as a whole. I resolve to not give a damn about any countervailing opinions or ideas and to curse anyone who would dare to have one. I resolve to harrass, persecute and denigrate anyone who says anything mildly critical of Barack Obama because I hate racists. I resolve to destroy intolerance wherever I recognize it and I resolve it will be up to me to decide what is or is not intolerant, by which I mean I resolve to view anyone who disagrees with me as intolerant.

Oh, and I resolve to lose 10 pounds.


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I'm going to start eating eggs for The Children™.


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We missed the capitalist pig commentary, this commentator is perfect party apparatchik giving us The Current Truth: "You don't hear [Marxism] in American colleges."... "You don't hear [Marxism] on the TV and radio."

RT: https://rt.com/about/corporate-profile/
"At RT we are set to step beyond the boundaries of bare facts and bring you the human side to every story. Broadcasting in English 24/7 in over 100 countries spread over five continents, RT is here to show you how any story can be another story altogether."

The Party™ does good work for Revolution™ at RT comrade. Everyone knows that bare facts do not represent humanity.

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I vow to finally get that autograph. Then sell it on Ebay. Why, it could easily pay for that dacha I've had my eye on.

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I further vow to keep a straight face when I argue that 9.6% unemployment is good for the country and the party of the worker.

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I resolve to spend most of 2011 reliving the joys of 2008 when the Obamessiah was at the peak of his popularity. Now excuse me, where did I put the keys to the Wormhole?

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I hope you all know that your resolutions are in vain, after I (with my absurd amount of wealth) will own everything you see. That means you better like eating dirt as a flaunt my luxurious life style in your face, feeding my greed with what should be rightfully yours.


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You'll have to settle for less I'm afraid, do you like "Beggar's strips"? (The starving workforce doesn't know it's not bacon!) That or some stray cat, what ever you needy folk like to eat.

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I know my dog treats pig and I think you look like one. This just in: Armadillo Eats Pig for dinner.

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Forced to feed dog treats to armadillos? What will you poor folk compromise next? Watching myself get richer while you get poorer really makes my wallet stiff.

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Pig to eat Armadillo you idiot kapitalist! The Armadillo will eat you... be afraid... be very afraid.

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My great great grandparents didn't destroy the hopes of the people and leave me to inherit their mass fortune just so you can mock me from under that glass ceiling. I'm sure you probably bumped your head trying to stand up in there so many times, and there is the reason for your outlandish attempt at some kind of reform.

Besides, it would seem you are already acquainted with my golden limo.

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Mr. Adam Smith you WERE just another clever evil white male pig looking to perpetuate the patriarchal hegemony of white European western culture, the fundamental concepts of free and open markets are just another way that the proverbial pig man keeps the masses down.

Your ideas don't work for Chinese, Arabic, Indian, African, or any peoples or species of "brown" or "yellow" or "red" or "black" melanin. They have have also been known to elude the female sex of any origin, just ask Mother Hen. Furthermore, pigmies, martians, and various species of hermaphrodite amphibians have also been disfranchised.

Thanks to Comrade Obama your clever and evil hegemonic ideas (that have FAILED) are now being replaced with progressive social economic justice according to grievances. Being the most devoured bird on the planet, I have many grievances which will NOW be comforted by your piggly economic system and indulgences.

Hail Obama!

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Just keep flapping that beak of yours, and I'll raise the earth's temperature another half of a degree! I'll run my green house gas factories full blast forcing you and everyone else to buy air conditioners or run the ones they already have using more precious energy and thus making me even more money! Then with the extra money I make instead of giving to the poor I will burn it to heat my inefficient home. The more oppression there is the more money I have!

Look what I did to this 3rd world kid's homeland....

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You know what for?

MONEY!

And I will get all of yours one way or another!


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Oh be careful Mr. Adam Smith, Red Rooster is not your average fowl.

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Well, I see The People's Barnyard is almost complete. All we need now is a muckraking rat and a spider that weaves Party slogans into her web.

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Mr. Adam Smith wrote: Look what I did to this 3rd world kid's homeland....

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You know what for?

MONEY!

And I will get all of yours one way or another!

Pfffffftttttt... what do you want? Beet Cookie!?! This is what socialist party does to zionist kapitalist pigs, we put you on permanent diet...

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Mr. Adam Smith wrote:I hope you all know that your resolutions are in vain, after I (with my absurd amount of wealth) will own everything you see. That means you better like eating dirt as a flaunt my luxurious life style in your face, feeding my greed with what should be rightfully yours.


"...feeding my greed with what should be rightfully yours."

I suspect you may be a progressive at heart. For only a progressive would believe your statement above or dare say it! Marx's Labour Theory of Value is wrong; but that does not matter. We are Progressive and truth is what we say it is to believe. Indeed, truth is both relative and fluid; whatever works to get and keep us in power is the only Truth. So for us, all wealth comes from the Proletariat. (at least for today).

Don't fear comrade, let your real self out. Here is a safe place.

We know, you must "hide in the closet" for many things' but here, you can be your true progressive self. So lock your Mom's basement door so she won't come down and let your "progressive hair down". Honest, we won't tell your Mom.

This is a fun place. You be happy to know that we serve vodka martinis and wagyu steaks ($100/lb) on occasion (Papa Obma's favorite). Mmmmm, taste the success of being progressive


Just like in "Animal Farm", you can walk here on two legs and remember, since we are leaders of the progressive movement, "we are all equal but some animals are more equal than others". So don't be ashamed of your success, you "earned" it as a leader of our Progressive movement.


So, walk on two legs and enjoy the progressive "success"

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For the most fortunate among us, we can even play golf with Papa Obama and even leave early to take vacations with the lovey and gracious Lady Michelle. Leaving day early: $63,000: Chance to be with Lady Michelle: Priceless !

Indeed like the Papa Obama, you are now "Moving on Up"


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