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Colorado man facing felony charges after aiming banana at police officers

More nonsense about so-called "rights" - clearly this hoodlum of white privilege is a "cereal" killer.

I find it odd that it is a felony offense to point fruit in the State where marijuana is legal.

Nathan Rolf Channing, 27, of Fruitvale, Colorado.......

Where else could this happen?

Perhaps these banana wielding felons should be pushed outta windoz?
Convoluted Logic Explained:

When bananas are outlawed, the outlaws will go bananas.

When bananas are outlawed, the price of cucumbers will skyrocket. --KOOK

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Mesa County Sheriff's deputies [highlight=#ffff00]Joshua Bunch[/highlight] and [highlight=#ffff00]Donald Love[/highlight] apparently feared for their lives when they believed the brightly colored fruit was actually a firearm.

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Officer Joshua Bunch


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Officer Donald Love
(Lucky lucky RedDiaperette!)

I think the time has come for a reassessment of Moochelle Obama's school breakfast lunch and dinner program. All dangerous fruits (ungendered food) will need to be removed for the safety of The Children™.

Well, comrades, after a little investigation, I've discovered more photographic evidence of police racism and bigotry. This time against yellow people in Ferguson, MO!




SHAMEFUL!!!!!!

Weapons cache located near the site of the arrest. Note the high-capacity "assault" fruit. Easily concealed, and dangerous in the wrong hands.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
Weapons cache located near the site of the arrest. Note the high-capacity "assault" fruit. Easily concealed, and dangerous in the wrong hands.

The public should not have access to Improvised Evocative Digs Imminent Eel-like Decorticate IEDs.

Awww, Comrade Putout, you have found a lost picture of the boyfriend of my youthful daze. I have saved it for memories of same. Thank you.

Comrade KKK, I hope you were not hurt while you were photographing yellowbunchy people. Too funny!!!

RedDiaperette wrote:Awww, Comrade Putout, you have found a lost picture of the boyfriend of my youthful daze. I have saved it for memories of same. Thank you.

[highlight=#00ff00]Comrade KKK, I hope you were not hurt while you were photographing yellowbunchy people.[/highlight] Too funny!!!

I was quite safe behind the police line with a telephoto lens, comrade RedD. It doesn't pay to be between protesters and the defenders of The Peace™ firing projectiles. Thank you for you concern, though. And the compliment.

Bring out the monkeys.

Four F-15 Eagles from the 173rd Fighter Wing, West Virginia Air National Guard, live-firing AIM-17 Squirrel Pouncer medium range air-to-buttock missiles during a WSEP (Weapons Systems Evaluation Program) at Tyndall AFB, Florida.

Known also as “Combat Squirrel Archer”, the WESP is an air-to-buttock exercise hosted by the 53rd Weapons Evaluation Group to improve air-to-buttock tactics and practice weapons systems employment: fighter pilots rarely get a chance to fire live missiles, WESP exercises are almost always the first and only opportunity to use live air-to-buttock weapons and validate their shots.

I did not know this...
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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:Well, comrades, after a little investigation, I've discovered more photographic evidence of police racism and bigotry. This time against yellow people in Ferguson, MO!




SHAMEFUL!!!!!!

Shouldn't that be "Hands Up! Don't Eat!" ?

As I ponder the teachings of our leaders, why did Amerikka's National Treasure Vice Premier Joe Biden not tell us in the event of a home invasion to step out on the back porch and throw two banannas into the air?

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:As I ponder the teachings of our leaders, why did Amerikka's National Treasure Vice Premier Joe Biden not tell us in the event of a home invasion to step out on the back porch and throw two banannas into the air?

... and that we should never put bananas in the refrigerator?

Um, let's see. Because they should be put in the freezer? Yah, that's it! Harder bullets are made in the freeze. Especially if they are bananas.

I just hope they gave them their Carmen Miranda rights. It's only right, after all. Even if it doesn't mean didley squat.

HANDS UP, DON'T FRUIT!

And there I was, hoping now for something completely different. "So the next time some great homicidal maniac is coming for you with a piece of fresh fruit in 'is 'and, don't you come crying to me, me lad!"

Ivan, I have grown old and jaded in the service of the Party. The joys of life have been stripped from the soul I do not have by the relentless tread of World Socialism. But the term "Assault Fruit" made this Old Bolshevik smile. Just for a moment.

I'm sure that banana was LOADED! Loaded with vitamin goodness that is.

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Good Lenin! I thought you were gone with the others...Comrade Ivan of the Jar, do have yourself brought around behind tractor barn #2 we were worried you had left us and taken your ration books.

Craptek News Archives: Comrade Carmen Miranda was among the earliest South American banana smugglers operating from of our western region's Hollywood Commune. Many claim she was the most effective Busby Berkeley recruit to have ever entered this country. Her legendary efforts ultimately lead to an unchecked influx of illegal bananas, as well as other dangerous fruit, and the attendant chaos which would naturally follow.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:As I ponder the teachings of our leaders, why did Amerikka's National Treasure Vice Premier Joe Biden not tell us in the event of a home invasion to step out on the back porch and throw two banannas into the air?

An excellent question, comrade. To learn the answer, I believe you need to spend more time in the beet fields

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:Nathan Rolf Channing, 27, of Fruitvale, Colorado.......

Where else could this happen?

In Ann Arbor, MI of course!!! I used to work at the Washtenaw County Jail (I had exhibited good behavior so they let me hang out in the office on weekdays). One of the men I counselled had been arrested for pointing a finger (in his pocket) at a cashier.



I can see where that's a little more serious than the banana, because the banana wasn't hidden...the cashier didn't know my client didn't have a gun.Regardless, the guy had no record whatsoever and now he was being charged with a felony, and getting it pled down didn't look very possible. Nothing like a little felony charge to ruin your picnic. And career. And family life.....

The British Military has long exhibited the wisdom of training their troops in defense against the evil banana weapon.

"When bananas are outlawed........wait for it.......only outlaws will have bananas! I just love Carmen Miranda's double speak lyric: "Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today!

"Tried to find her actually singing that but, I think I found something better. Here it is:




Carmen Miranda-I Make Money With Bananas.

Colorado... Where Marijuana is legal, but pointing fruit is a felony offence?

I suppose that the former would invariably lead to the latter...

I suppose the copious use of "herbal remedies" does lead to a collective loss of functional brain cells.

Indeed, we at the Joseph Mengele Institute for Progressive Education and Medicine HIGHLY recommend the copious use of "herbal remedies" -- especially in conjunction with Rotten Common Core Education Standards... it prepares the Proles to be more easily led.