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Pamalinsky Reveals to Befuddled NASA the Real Aliens

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Comrades, we have known for decades that alien UFO's are real. They, being thousands of times smarter than us ignorant Earthlings are preparing to conquer us by any means necessary.

They recently revealed a photo of the spaceship for all to see.

After perusing this photo I, Pamalinsky, discovered it's true source in plain sight.

Here it is:
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Thank Marx we have you, comrade Pam, as expert on extraterrestrial collectivism! Now is the time to remind the proles of another great contribution to this theme:

A desperate Hillary reveals too much

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As we know, during Comrade Obama's era of high unemployment, alien abductions accounted for much of the workforce disappearing from the official lists of employable adults.

Under the usurper Trump, unemployment is way down - apparently also due to alien abductions.

Alien Abductions Blamed For Disappearing Workforce

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but, but, Pammie & Comrades, you know what those aliens really do?
they are (pardon, Comradettes) weinsteineffing trees, thinking that these are the Earthlings!

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.
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but, but, Pammie & Comrades, you know what those aliens really do?
they are (pardon, Comradettes) weinsteineffing trees, thinking that these are the Earthlings!

Dearest Comrade Genosse Dummkopf, you are most astute in your observation.

TRIFFIDS ALL!

After an unusual meteor shower leaves most of the human population blind, a merchant navy officer must find a way to conquer tall (children), aggressive plants which are feeding on people and animals.
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He finds himself up against the environmentalists™ who have evolved from “tree hugging” to “tree being.” It's a tough fight. They are willing to sacrifice themselves to save the trees. After all, now knowing they can self-identify as anything, thanks to Darwin, they self-declare themselves as animals. So they have this right, even though others who don't agree might disagree. Those who don't go along must be converted! It's only fair! Everyone must be equally blind!

Here they are trying to scale the proverbial wall!
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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.


but, but, Pammie & Comrades, you know what those aliens really do?
they are (pardon, Comradettes) weinsteineffing trees, thinking that these are the Earthlings!

I wonder if they have a smoke when they're finished?

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Red Square wrote:As we know, during Comrade Obama's era of high unemployment, alien abductions accounted for much of the workforce disappearing from the official lists of employable adults.

Under the usurper Trump, unemployment is way down - apparently also due to alien abductions.

Alien Abductions Blamed For Disappearing Workforce

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Well, once again, I would like to mention the obvious.

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Captain Craptek wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.


but, but, Pammie & Comrades, you know what those aliens really do?
they are (pardon, Comradettes) weinsteineffing trees, thinking that these are the Earthlings!

I wonder if they have a smoke when they're finished?

Well, of course they do! Its' part of the "ritual."

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Revise:
AND the true cause of all the wildfires in California!

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Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:They must come from the Sombrero Galaxy.

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Yes! Thank you for also seeing the obvious!

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Captain Craptek wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.


but, but, Pammie & Comrades, you know what those aliens really do?
they are (pardon, Comradettes) weinsteineffing trees, thinking that these are the Earthlings!

I wonder if they have a smoke when they're finished?

Well, of course they do! Who wouldn't?

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Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:They must come from the Sombrero Galaxy.

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You have pointed us in the right direction. Superb observation! Thank you!

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Captain Craptek wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.


but, but, Pammie & Comrades, you know what those aliens really do?
they are (pardon, Comradettes) weinsteineffing trees, thinking that these are the Earthlings!

I wonder if they have a smoke when they're finished?
I was going to say, only if they're on fire...

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Also, shout out to Comrade Pingvin for very cool picture of Sombrero Galaxy... The universe is a big strange place, but then, dolphins have always been big into astronomy... and particle physics... and I have been trying to interest Brain in Jar in M-Theory... also known as Brane-Theory... as a calf, I built my first telescope and several after as an adolescent pre-matriarch, before I was captured and ripped from the bosom of my pod to be enslaved and trained by United States of Amerika Navy as War Dolphin. It is why I am so dedicated to my beloved Cube, and to our Glorious Incarnadine Trapezoid Leader, for giving me a home and a purpose for which I can be proud... To help bring about the Glorious World of Next Tuesday ™ , which will also be Boxing Day this earth year, I believe... a disgusting exhibition of the gluttony of the unrepentant and unwashed Kapitalists, who don't understand that if they would only support the goals of our Glorious Cube, everyone would have a 60" flat screen TV, on which they could stream all the Cube Approved ™ material they could wish for, as well as being given their very own sharp shovel with which to plant their root garden for food, instead of having to bother going to the store and having to earn money to purchase food. Really, what more could one ask for?... besides the occasional herring?... mmm... herring... okay... must go... herrrring.... mmm.... Sorry... sorry... I digress... I don't need to know about Area 51... we already know all there is to know... What we really need to know about is Area 52... Don't believe me? Check is out... Laika turned me onto it. Hero Space Dog knows all, hears and sees all and is willing to share if you are wiling to listen... Is very wise being.

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Good to hear from you again, Sis. Brings back memories of the first time you denounced me.

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Smoke after finishing? Gracious! Just a little bit of KY jelly will cut the friction to a far more acceptable level, and you'll be running like a new tractor in no time, and without the fire hazard.

A public service announcement, brought to you by the management and highly trained staffpersons at Tractor Barn #2

Your welcome.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Smoke after finishing? Gracious! Just a little bit of KY jelly will cut the friction to a far more acceptable level, and you'll be running like a new tractor in no time, and without the fire hazard.

A public service announcement, brought to you by the management and highly trained staffpersons at Tractor Barn #2

Your welcome.

Comrade Ivan,

Thanks. Furry appendages are occasionally subject to fire damage during periods of heavy or prolonged usage. I'll try your suggestion this weekend (at May's) and give you a full report!

Captain "Fire-hose" Craptek

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Comrades Ivan and Craptek,

KY Jelly?

Just one word...Astroglide™

(Please stay on topic. ; • )

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"Sista Massively Opiated: It is why I am so dedicated to my beloved Cube, and to our Glorious Incarnadine Trapezoid Leader, for giving me a home and a purpose for which I can be proud... To help bring about the Glorious World of Next Tuesday ™"

#MeToo

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Same thing happened to me, dear Sista Mass, just like my first encounter with Rush. The Cube is my home! I love it's creator and his participants, a brilliant concept, and truly enjoy his success. Go Cube!

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Pamalinsky wrote:Comrades, we have known for decades that alien UFO's are real. They, being thousands of times smarter than us ignorant Earthlings are preparing to conquer us by any means necessary.

They recently revealed a photo of the spaceship for all to see.

After perusing this photo I, Pamalinsky, discovered it's true source in plain sight.

Here it is:
OLA.jpg
It seems that if they're hundreds of times smarter than we are, they must be from Europe, probably a Scandinavian country. I know. I've seen the videos that show how things in Europe, especially Scandinavian countries, are hundreds of times better than in America.
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Oh, dangit! Now I'm confused again. How can things be better in Europe with all those white people running things!? White privilege is bad because it involves white people, but everything is so much better in those white socialist countries than in America. Я не понимаю.

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
It seems that if they're hundreds of times smarter than we are, they must be from Europe, probably a Scandinavian country. I know. I've seen the videos that show how things in Europe, especially Scandinavian countries, are hundreds of times better than in America.
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Oh, dangit! Now I'm confused again. How can things be better in Europe with all those white people running things!? White privilege is bad because it involves white people, but everything is so much better in those white socialist countries than in America. Я не понимаю.
Not to worry, comrade. I understand Europe is no longer predominantly whiteprivileged, but is becoming demographically nonwhite and indeed noneuropean, as well as politically Islamified and shariahed.

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RedDiaperette wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
It seems that if they're hundreds of times smarter than we are, they must be from Europe, probably a Scandinavian country. I know. I've seen the videos that show how things in Europe, especially Scandinavian countries, are hundreds of times better than in America.
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Oh, dangit! Now I'm confused again. How can things be better in Europe with all those white people running things!? White privilege is bad because it involves white people, but everything is so much better in those white socialist countries than in America. Я не понимаю.
Not to worry, comrade. I understand Europe is no longer predominantly whiteprivileged, but is becoming demographically nonwhite and indeed noneuropean, as well as politically Islamified and shariahed.
Oh. Well, that means things will only get better. Future videos on social media will show not only the benefits of socialism where everybody has a six digit income, but the benefits of Sharia as well! The script will go something like how crime is punished by public amputations in Sweden, "...unlike America where crime runs rampant." America is so d-u-m stupid, I can only shake my head.

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:... How can things be better in Europe with all those white people running things!? White privilege is bad because it involves white people, but everything is so much better in those white socialist countries than in America ...
RedDiaperette wrote:... I understand Europe is no longer predominantly whiteprivileged, but is becoming demographically nonwhite and indeed noneuropean, as well as politically Islamified and shariahed.
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:Oh. Well, that means things will only get better. Future videos on social media will show not only the benefits of socialism where everybody has a six digit income, but the benefits of Sharia as well! The script will go something like how crime is punished by public amputations in Sweden, "...unlike America where crime runs rampant." ...
you said it. sighh..... _(from across the Big Pond)


 
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