They were caught again and instead of giving out white coats to "doctors" this time, the staffers were caught giving out briefcases to "businessmen" at President Obamas Job Collectivist Summit.

With critisism coming from Republicans that important business groups like the Chamber of Commerce were inexecusably left out and only Univerisity Professors and Union leader invited, the white house staff felt it necessary to make these "experienced challenged businessman" look more like businessman they see on the subway and proceeded with the photo op. AP

This is nothing but a right-wing conspiracy against our dear leader Obama. Those were indeed businessmen, just ask them.

Glorious! I have been hoping to see a blog about this!

I read in a tabloidreliable source that Obama bought a beer and left a 900% tip...Tom Cruise left a 625% tip on an ice cream cone while Britney Spears and Kate Hudson left less than 20%. Obviously, the President has a keen business sense that all of us could benefit from--whether we own a briefcase or not.

Very ingenious of Obama. He can now stage a sentimental support rally of "Nobel Prize winners" with all attendees carrying photocopies of Obama's own Nobel Prize. Why bother the real Nobel Prize winners and distract them for their most serious work for the Common Good(TM)? Proxies of the ACORN Proxy Corps can fill in just as well with a pile of disposable and fully recyclable Nobel Prizes.

This approach worked wonders during Obama's several meeting with "college students," many of whom had received very realistic-looking high school "diplomas" 10 minutes before Obama's arrival.

In contrast, when Obama met with REAL West Point cadets, things quickly got out of hand.

Which only proves the advantages of "redistribution" approach. Had the "cadets" been played by the ACORN Proxy Corps in redistributed "uniforms," the event would have gone without a glitch.

REDISTRIBUTION WORKS!

Next time the Golfing One enters a tournament he could fill in with special olympics contestants. Not only does he feel that he is like them when it comes to golf, but he could easily place "realistic-looking" holes so that it looks like everyone wins...just like in Robin Hood when they move the targets for each archer--except of course for the expert.