Komrades, I found this racist post online and decided to denounce it to the nearest Kommissar. RethugliKKKans still twisting science to their advantage, for the repression of womyn.

Why do men still exist? Scientists finally find the answer

Feminists have debated it for decades, but scientists have finally got to the bottom of why men still exist. Biologists have always puzzled over why males have survived given that their only contribution to reproduction is sperm. It makes far more sense in evolutionary terms to have an all-female asexual population which creates daughters who can reproduce rather than sons who cannot, such as the Mexican whiptail lizard. But new research suggests that sexual competition for mates keeps populations healthy, free of disease and genetically diverse.

"It makes far more sense in evolutionary terms to have an all-female asexual population which creates daughters who can reproduce rather than sons who cannot, such as the Mexican whiptail lizard." -the article

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I hate to cross-pollinate threads but...

speaking of asexual!
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I sincerely hope that somebody's tax money supported that study and their conclusions.

Anthropological research filed by the alien government scientist, Xegryp Wrokkulz:

Earthling scientist Charles Darwin proposed that sexual selection is responsible for many of the features unique to one sex, acting as ornaments that attract the attention of females. Darwin concluded that color differences between sexes result largely from female preference for bright colors in males. Extensive field studies have shown that females use the brightness of a male's color as an important indicator of his health and vitality, and that artificially brightened males were much preferred by females, but that naturally brighter males were better at providing food.

These artificially brightened males in the picture below are obviously ready to mate and reproduce… What? Are you sure about that? Well… Never mind. I'm sure that further taxpayer-funded research will clear it all up…

How come men can be gay, but women need to be lesbian?

You know the demonym for people from the Greek island of Lesbos? Lesbians. And the demonym for people from the Greek island of Crete? Cretins.

Ivan Betinov wrote:I sincerely hope that somebody's tax money supported that study and their conclusions.

Ha! You can bet it did! That's how all universities can rely on grant money and produce teachers who can't or, don't like teaching, but provide grant money. Most of them, if not all, are tenured, therefore, unaccountable for their "teaching skills." Isn't higher education great?

John Frum wrote:

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Komrades, I found this racist post online and decided to denounce it to the nearest Kommissar. RethugliKKKans still twisting science to their advantage, for the repression of womyn.

Why do men still exist? Scientists finally find the answer

Feminists have debated it for decades, but scientists have finally got to the bottom of why men still exist. Biologists have always puzzled over why [highlight=#ffff00]males have survived given that their only contribution to reproduction is sperm[/highlight]. It makes far more sense in evolutionary terms to have an all-female asexual population which creates daughters who can reproduce rather than sons who cannot, such as the Mexican whiptail lizard. But new research suggests that sexual competition for mates keeps populations healthy, free of disease and genetically diverse.

Are you serious? Their only contribution to reproduction is sperm? Really? Many species adapt to situations where one sex dominates another, creating a dearth of it's own species. They adapt to the point where one gender compensates for another. Both are required to continue the life of their species. That's how important male/female differences are. They are, indeed, different. This is what makes them wonderful.To me, males are absolutely necessary for my existence. I also happen to love them. And, because of them, I love being a female. XXX!

Meanwhile, their "only" contribution to reproduction, as if this was not required, is a most ludicrous argument about men existing. I can't believe I am writing this. Men RULE! And, if they didn't have women who love them, they might have some problems with that. Women RULE, as well. We all know that. Why are we talking about this? I need to take a nap. ZZZZZZZZZZ

Yep, some of us contribute more than others...

A public service, for the Children...

[color=#C0392B]Ivan the Stakhanovets[/color] has been mocking us all this time when he wrote:Yep, some of us contribute more than others...

A public service, for the Children...

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I enlarged and enhanced Ivan's avatar to discover a most disturbing sight!

My fellow comrades - I am not shocked but I am saddened!

Some of us - Pammie, Olga, me, PINKIE!? - may have given birth to little Ivans or Ivanettes!!!!

And the sample bottle is not even closed properly!

You dog Ivan!!

Comrade Putout wrote:

[color=#C0392B]Ivan the Stakhanovets[/color] has been mocking us all this time when he wrote:Yep, some of us contribute more than others...

A public service, for the Children...

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I enlarged and enhanced Ivan's avatar to discover a most disturbing sight!

My fellow comrades - I am not shocked but I am saddened!

Some of us - Pammie, Olga, me, PINKIE!? - may have given birth to little Ivans or Ivanettes!!!!

And the sample bottle is not even closed properly!

You dog Ivan!!

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What is hidden behind those hands is whale. Hopefully you were not thinking of something else. I am certain he was collecting for someone.

Komrades, let us not forget the usefulness of the useful idiots!

Evil FBI agent from the McCarthy era, Cleon Skousen, let the proverbial cat outta the bag in his book "The Naked Communist" which exposed a list of our goals in support of an Amerikan Workers Pardise!

Numbers 25 and 26 on the list were:

"Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio and TV."

"Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as normal, natural, healthy."

The last point has been updated in the liberal lessons:

Liberalism 101 Lesson 54:

Homosexuals are deviants who have been given a most favored status by liberals so as to cause a spreading of deviancy throughout society. This in turn will lead to a breakdown of society and pave the way for the fundamental change to a Marxist Progressive utopia.

Once the fundamental change has taken place homosexuals will be sent to Gulags as “undesirables” since their detriment to society will have been made apparent. (See lesson 43)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 43:

As liberals our work to create a Marxist utopia requires an allegiance with nefarious minions sent out to do our dirty work who are universally known as "useful idiots".

We apologize for that necessity but take heart; we all know the fate of the useful idiots once the work is complete.

Kamrades! We must merely wait until the useful idiots are liquidated in front of the pockmarked wall and the New Soviet Man will be revealed!

As part of my Party Duties, All of my Private Meetings For Personal Performance Review have been Satisfactorily Completed, if you know what I mean. And NO, the extra ration of beet vodka presented to the Reviewee at the end of each session has no bearing on this matter.

Comrade Putout wrote:

[color=#C0392B]Ivan the Stakhanovets[/color] has been mocking us all this time when he wrote:Yep, some of us contribute more than others...

A public service, for the Children...

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I enlarged and enhanced Ivan's avatar to discover a most disturbing sight!

My fellow comrades - I am not shocked but I am saddened!

Some of us - Pammie, Olga, me, PINKIE!? - may have given birth to little Ivans or Ivanettes!!!!

And the sample bottle is not even closed properly!

You dog Ivan!!

for-the-children.jpg

Ok, show of hands- how many find that distasteful on more than one level?Comrade Putout, you win, I surrender. I know when I'm licked...

On the serious side and on second thoughts, I think that bisex is better than unisex, and not because fuck is funny. The argument that unisex reproduce more would be valid if bisex reproduced full capacity. By this case it would be outdone by bisex. Are women reproducing full capacity? If they were, Planned Parenthood wouldn't be all the time in the brink of collapse.

John Frum wrote:On the serious side and on second thoughts, I think that bisex is better than unisex, and not because fuck is funny. The argument that unisex reproduce more would be valid if bisex reproduced full capacity. By this case it would be outdone by bisex. Are women reproducing full capacity? If they were, Planned Parenthood wouldn't be all the time in the brink of collapse.

Dear Komrade John From! I am buysexual! (If I can 't get it for free, I'll buy it, it's the Kapitalist side of me)

Hammer and Loupe wrote:How come men can be gay, but women need to be lesbian?

Good question, does that mean only men can be happy (gay)? This is a mini aggression within the LGBQTXYZ community. The men still trump the women. How sexist.

Olga Photoshopova wrote:

Hammer and Loupe wrote:How come men can be gay, but women need to be lesbian?

Good question, does that mean only men can be happy (gay)? This is a mini aggression within the LGBQTXYZ community. The men still trump the women. How sexist.

And furthermore, who are men to say what women "need"? Double sexist.

Olga Photoshopova wrote:

Hammer and Loupe wrote:How come men can be gay, but women need to be lesbian?

Good question, does that mean only men can be happy (gay)? This is a mini aggression within the LGBQTXYZ community. The men still trump the women. How sexist.

From Wikipedia:

The initialism LGBTTQQIAAP (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, transsexual, queer, questioning, intersex, asexual, ally, panssexual) has also resulted, although such initialisms are sometimes criticized for being confusing and leaving some people out, as well as issues of placement of the letters within the new title. However, adding the term "allies" to the acronym has sparked controversy, with some seeing the inclusion of "ally" as opposed to "asexual" a form of asexual erasure. There is also the acronym QUILTBAG (queer and questioning, intersex, lesbian, transgender and two-spirit, bisexual, asexual and ally, and gay and genderqueer).
The magazine Anything That Moves coined the acronym FABGLITTER from fetish (such as the BDSM community), allies or poly-amorous (as in polyamorous relationships), bisexual, gay, lesbian, intersexed, transgender, transsexual engendering revolution or inter-racial attraction; however, this term has not made its way into common usage. Wesleyan University used the acronym LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM for "lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, transsexual, queer, questioning, flexual, asexual, gender-fuck, polyamorous, bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, and sadism/masochism"

I understand that some acronyms are more pronounceable. All the other acronyms must be ordered alphabetically. LGBTTQQIAAP becomes AABGILQQTT, BDSM becomes BDMS, LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM becomes ABBDFGGLMPQQTT.

We used to call it a Bronx cheer:

RedDiaperette wrote:We used to call it a Bronx cheer:

We still do!BLAZKIIOBBH! (Pfft!)

John Frum wrote:I understand that some acronyms are more pronounceable. All the other acronyms must be ordered alphabetically. LGBTTQQIAAP becomes AABGILQQTT, BDSM becomes BDMS, LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM becomes ABBDFGGLMPQQTT.

MICHELLE OBAMA: MEN ARE ‘USEFUL'

Says FLATUS Moo...