Washington DC, January 4 (KDC) -- Hillary Clinton's election as President of the United States was celebrated in different countries. Celebration meetings were held in Egypt, Uganda, Guinea and Nepal and the U.N.

Meanwhile, lecture meetings, a reading session and film shows were sponsored by the pan-African movement in Uganda, the Dar-Es-Salaam, Tanzania, group for the study of Kimilsungism, the Ilala, Dar-Es-Salaam, district committee of the revolutionary party of Tanzania, the group for the study of the Juche idea of comrade Kim Il Sung in Enmore, Guyana, "Dastan" Complex of Kyrgyzstan and the Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, group for the study of the Juche idea.

Present at the meetings were political and public figures and other people. It was stressed at the meetings that Hillary Clinton, Commander in Chief of the United States Military, is a military genius, who has always attached importance to the army building and built the army as the main force of the revolution. It was also said that the prospect of the North American people's army led by Hillary Clinton is bright and they will surely repulse the imperialists' moves to isolate and stifle them, and accomplish the socialist cause.

In another development, an evening was held in Russia to celebrate the anniversary of Hillary Clinton's election as President of the United States.

Comrade Ronsfi! That information has not been cleared for publication as of this time! Who provided this to you? Names! I want names!

Commissar Pupovich wrote:Comrade Ronsfi! That information has not been cleared for publication as of this time! Who provided this to you? Names! I want names!

We must be careful that this is not part of an operation by Comrade Smersh.

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I wouldn't worry about it. Hillary will loose the NH primaries and then she will be purged as I have foreseen. She will spend the rest of her days in a dacha, alone, drinking vodka in the company of Nikita Sergeyevich's skeleton.

Embrace Mullah Hussein as your new leader, lest thee be purged too!

Kommissar Vodkov wrote:I wouldn't worry about it. Hillary will loose the NH primaries and then she will be purged as I have foreseen. She will spend the rest of her days in a dacha, alone, drinking vodka in the company of Nikita Sergeyevich's skeleton.

Embrace Mullah Hussein as your new leader, lest thee be purged too!

Dangerous ground you tred Kommissar, for one so close to being tried. May I presume to say that this Mullah Hussein is the one known as Obama Yo Mama Obama?

Commissar Pupovich wrote:
Dangerous ground you tred Kommissar, for one so close to being tried. May I presume to say that this Mullah Hussein is the one known as Obama Yo Mama Obama?

That is correct comrade. However, his correct name and title may not be uttered outside the Mosque so be careful. When the sheep People™ are listening he is the "New Kennedy."

I may be on dangerous ground but not as dangerous as you comrade, or everybody at the Cube for that matter. I encourage everybody to jump ship before it't to late because our Empress is going down. If you hesitate, Kommissar Vodkov is going to be the only one left at the Cube after next elections.

Kommissar Vodkov wrote:I may be on dangerous ground but not as dangerous as you comrade, or everybody at the Cube for that matter. I encourage everybody to jump ship before it't to late because our Empress is going down. If you hesitate, Kommissar Vodkov is going to be the only one left at the Cube after next elections.

thAt is danGeRous spEEch comraDe!

It seems that Comrade Ronsfi has developed a prototype of a new Hillary's avatar.

ronsfi wrote: Hillary Clinton's election as President of the United States was celebrated in different countries. Celebration meetings were held in Egypt, Uganda, Guinea and Nepal and the U.N.

I wouldn't be surprised if her election was celebrated in different solar systems, galaxies, universes, parallel and unparallel dimensions. And if it isn't, then it should be.

Comrades. I have a news flash. Once Our Many Titted Empress has been elected as Ruler Supreme of the Universe, all of her loyal, and better be loyal, subjects will be required to perform a new ritual of obeisance. It will be of course to drop trou and bend over. But Our Maximum Empress, being our Empress, is not so equipped.

And the news flash is that <i>this</i> is the reason for the rush development of the Hildo Hydra. Which will have, not the five to eight heads that we had thought, but 300,000,000.

By Commissar Pupovich
1/5/2008, 7:50 pm

My apologies Commissar! I assure you my directives come from the highest levels! A memo was circulated. Perhaps you are victim of insidious counter revolutionary saboteurs.

Long live the Revolution!
1776!

Ahhh so our comrades at the Ministry of Truth are getting desperate. Now they are not satisfied with altering the past for The Common Good™ but are reaching further - all the way into the future! They are trying to alter the future to change the present in order to change the future! Shit I can't believe I said that. I sound like John Edwards.

I'm afraid their efforts will be in vain. The Empress is doomed! The glorious tide of insubstantiality and smooth talking will sweep America! Dr. Phil, Oprah, Obama!

Years ago I saw this really corny sci-fi movie, where people came from the future to grab jet airliners right before they crashed. They removed all the passengers, replaced them with dead bodies made up to look like the passengers, then loaded the bodies onto the jet airliner and sent it back to the past and ultimately its violent fate. The live passengers they kept to repopulate some new world somewhere. Or something like that.

Anyway, that's what we need to do--travel through time to bring in more Democrat voters--both from the past, and yea, even the future. In fact, I'll wager if you can find a DeLorean (I'd start with the Hollywood Museum of Cars) and go into the future, you'd find plenty of people who'd do anything to come back here and vote to make the world right correct, thus allowing them to go back to a brighter, better future.

After all, we're talking about the same people who'll be badmouthing the current generation--that's you and me--for what we did to society and civilization and ultimately the planet. Here's our chance to stop that from happening! I don't know about you, but I worry myself stupid all the time fretting over what people might think about me centuries from now.

All we need for starters are a resolution and federal funding. And maybe something bigger than a DeLorean to bring back the voters. Maybe something like that rocket ship in When Worlds Collide?

We may need one of those rocket ships anyway, in case of paradox.

Years ago I saw this really corny sci-fi movie, where people came from the future to grab jet airliners right before they crashed. They removed all the passengers, replaced them with dead bodies made up to look like the passengers, then loaded the bodies onto the jet airliner and sent it back to the past and ultimately its violent fate. The live passengers they kept to repopulate some new world somewhere. Or something like that.

Add a volcano and you have Scientology. Have you been sleeping with Tom Cruise again Pinkie?

Commissarka Pinkie wrote: Anyway, that's what we need to do--travel through time to bring in more Democrat voters--both from the past, and yea, even the future. In fact, I'll wager if you can find a DeLorean (I'd start with the Hollywood Museum of Cars) and go into the future, you'd find plenty of people who'd do anything to come back here and vote to make the world right correct, thus allowing them to go back to a brighter, better future.

I remember seeing a DeLorean driving through my neighborhood a few times around three years ago... but they're still rare, and expensive. But the Party doesn't need to buy DeLoreans to bring back past and future voters! We just need the Party's faithful scientists to divert their time and energy from global warming to making the flux capacitor! That is what makes time travel possible. Then we install a couple of those on some school buses to transport busloads of time traveling voters to vote for Hillary in the primaries. But where will we find so many school buses... maybe Comrade Ray Nagin can spare some.

Laika the Space Dog wrote:
Have you been sleeping with Tom Cruise again Pinkie?

Ha, I wish. Or at least I did years ago, when I was younger and dumber. I'm rather disappointed he hasn't made a pilgrimage to see Hugo.

Branish wrote:I remember seeing a DeLorean driving through my neighborhood a few times around three years ago... but they're still rare, and expensive. But the Party doesn't need to buy DeLoreans to bring back past and future voters! We just need the Party's faithful scientists to divert their time and energy from global warming to making the flux capacitor! That is what makes time travel possible. Then we install a couple of those on some school buses to transport busloads of time traveling voters to vote for Hillary in the primaries. But where will we find so many school buses... maybe Comrade Ray Nagin can spare some.

School buses are a great idea, but who will drive them?

Also, isn't plutonium required for the flux capacitor? I'm worried that future generations will disapprove of us using nuclear power to bring them back to the present, to the extent that they might even refuse to participate!

After all, who's to say they won't be that much more Progressive than we are--which in itself will be a testament to the success of our plan to bring them back from the future to the present to make that Progressive future possible?

Do I have that right, or did I just bring on another temporal paradox?

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Years ago I saw this really corny sci-fi movie, where people came from the future to grab jet airliners right before they crashed. They removed all the passengers, replaced them with dead bodies made up to look like the passengers, then loaded the bodies onto the jet airliner and sent it back to the past and ultimately its violent fate. The live passengers they kept to repopulate some new world somewhere. Or something like that.

Kommissarka, your always loyal Commissar Pupovich is also familiar with this operation. The question is how are so many classified operations suddenly seeing the light of day? I think it is beyond question now that we have Bush plant here! I have suspicions about the identity of this implant as well. Be that as it may be, seeing how it is out in the open now, I can release some limited info on this project, though of course all names have been changed, and certain facts disguised and distorted as to not reveal top secret details.

We can use this method when we colonize Mars. We snatch a few plainloads of proles of breeding age and substitute them with dead class enemies. Then we move them to concentration camps on Mars and make them have socialist babies who we will indoctrinate properly from birth. Then we sit back and wait for utopia while we watch the airlines go broke.

Even James Bond has been involved in a similar project.<br>
I don't know who has more leaks when it comes to classified information--Hollywood or the New York Times!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Also, isn't plutonium required for the flux capacitor? I'm worried that future generations will disapprove of us using nuclear power to bring them back to the present, to the extent that they might even refuse to participate!

Couldn't we just say the plutonium is for peaceful purposes, just like Iran and North Korea's nuclear programs are for the peaceful pursuits of being energy independent?

Comrades, I am appalled. Why bother with snatching bodies? All we need is a little creative accounting. A few years past there was great hue and cry that a goodly number of Amerikkka's children are hungry and a child was hungry if it had been hungry. Once. Now I love that definition. When I was a child I was never hungry, not once, not even before dinner. Were you? I thought not. So that's settled then.

Now we can state that anyone who might have thought of voting Democrat did actually indeed vote Democrat, on the same lines. That way we don't even have to have self-dimpling chads.

We'll mount a charm offensive and state, oh, "We, the People's Republic, on the election of Hillary Rodham Clinton Maxima, will decree that every woman will have DD cups and every man will pass out when he gets excited. Everyone, even the most hard-hearted of the Rethuglicans, will for a split second think, "That's <i>great!</i>" and there we have our Democratic voters.

Screw the bodies.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Even James Bond has been involved in a similar project.<br>

Yes comrades. Our time for Change™ has come! Better life through plutonium, that's what I've always said. Too bad that imperialist scoundrel James Bond thwarted our schemes the last time we tried. But we're not giving up. We shall collectivize space! Perhaps we should involve our new Lord Hussein Obama He Who Must Not Be Named in our schemes? He will no doubt appreciate our efforts for the Common Good™.

Commissarka Pinkie,

I remember the movie of which you speak...The movie is "Millennium,” I have seen this movie and have provided a review by someone who does not matter because they actually took the time to write a review of it....the movie. It is based on a novel by John Varley


https://www.apolloguide.com/mov_fullrev.asp?CID=1456

The Book...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_%28novel%29

I would like to suggest a "Snatch Team." Is this not the world that we are living in NOW..TODAY...This very MINUTE???

Who is this John Varley??? Just take a look comrades,


It is shocking..."Warfare of every type," "heavily polluted," and "Humanity's gene pool irreparably damaged." The Bush War, Global Warming, and all the progressives running around!!!

ronsfi wrote:It was stressed at the meetings that Hillary Clinton, Commander in Chief of the United States Military, is a military genius, who has always attached importance to the army building and built the army as the main force of the revolution.

ronsfi, you must be one of the people from the future! The best thing about Hillary winning will be the remaking of society into an army of Socialism! Even the janitors will wear uniforms. I'm trying to get Hillary to appoint me as the Commissar of Hats. Everyone will have to wear their special hats in the army of Socialism and the man that controls the hats controls everyone's prestige. Imagine when Hillary comes to town for an official visit and everyone wants a new military hat to look good on parade and I have the power to say yes, your factory gets new army of socialism hats, or - no, no new hats for you!

Sea-Bass wrote:Commissarka Pinkie,

I remember the movie of which you speak...The movie is "Millennium,” I have seen this movie and have provided a review by someone who does not matter because they actually took the time to write a review of it....the movie. It is based on a novel by John Varley

I would like to suggest a "Snatch Team." Is this not the world that we are living in NOW..TODAY...This very MINUTE???

Yes, Sea-Bass, that's the movie--and I agree this is the very world we live in now, and we urgently need some sort of "Special Secret Alpha Force Voter Extraction and Retrieval Team" (or something like that--I don't care for that other name--it's not that I'm a prude, I just have an exceedingly filthy mind, which is actually the true definition of a prude when you sit down to think about it, and--well, I digress).

In fact, I can almost see a weekly action-adventure TV series called "The SSAFVERT-Team" or whatever. Every week they go out on a dangerous mission to travel through time, whether past or future, to retrieve more Democrat voters and thus save the planet.

The team will boast the usual PC diversity: Tough muscular African-American; kind and gentle Muslim beta male who adores children, small animals, and plays the flute; dumbass white male who always says stupid insensitive things and, when the show finally jumps the shark in the third season, will be unmasked during sweeps month as a closet Republican, and finally the tall female with extra long legs, torpedo breasts, and long blonde hair that comes down to her butt but somehow, when occasion demands, she'll be able to neatly tuck all of it into a helmet or baseball cap and not have a single strand showing. Every episode, she must remove the headgear to let her hair tumble down to her butt and shake it from side to side to smooth it out, much to the amazement of the weekly neocon villains who simply can't wrap their minds around the fact that she's a woman. Oh, and she's also the smartest and most sarcastic one of the group, has all the wittiest one-liners; plus she's the only one who knows anything about weapons.

Now isn't this just the most original idea you've ever heard? I think it's just the thing to drag NBC out of the ratings abyss!

Is the blonde a single mom with a precocious early teens daughter who is just beginning to explore her sexuality? You could tell a lot of morally uplifting messages with a character like that.

Commisarka Pinkie, you forgot the cynical gay man with AIDS or if you prefer the butch diesel dyke with (1) flannel shirt (2) dualie pickup and (3) a very large tool kit. She's the mechanic of the time-traveling machine and every time it starts shaking apart she sits on it, pleasing everyone involved, most particularly herself.

The queen on the other hand flies into a rage every time someone performs the simplest action of ablution: someone spills coffee and wipes it up, "You're afraid you'll catch something! You can't catch something from coffee! Haven't you seen <i>Philadelphia</i>? ($14.99 at Best Buy, use your MasterCard and enter the sweepstakes for Renaissance Weekend at Hilton Head)" We can get much-needed funds for vote-recruitment, or exhumation--whatever.

Commercials on MSNBC.