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Yasser Arafat Voted for Hillary Clinton

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The Wisconsin recount launched by Green Party candidate Jill Stein has turned up at least one rather odd ballot that was left uncounted the first go around.

Speaking on condition of anonymity, an election board member for Racine County in southern Wisconsin confirmed that Yasser Arafat did indeed vote for Hillary Clinton.

Pressed to explain how this can be in light of the fact that the former PLO chairman died in 2004, the Wisconsin official rushed to clarify the situation.

"We assure you that Wisconsin is not Illinois. Dead people do not vote here. We left Mr. Arafat's ballot uncounted the first time because it might create the wrong impression."

"There is indeed someone named Yasser Arafat residing in Racine County," the official added. "We will now include his ballot in the recount."

The Wisconsin recount appears to have confirmed the law of unintended consequences. So far a lot more uncounted Trump ballots have turned up than Clinton.

Finally, we rang the doorbell at the address Mr. Arafat listed on his ballot. The scantily clad young lady who opened the door would only say that a Mr. Arafat was a "regular customer."

He voted 13 times in Chicago. But he was only shot 8 times.

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Henny Bogan wrote:
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Finally, we rang the doorbell at the address Mr. Arafat listed on his ballot. The [highlight=#ffff00]scantily clad young lady [/highlight]who opened the door would only say that a Mr. Arafat was a "regular customer."

Comrade Bogan,

Is she what we call a "chippie"? <groan>

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Comrade Captain,

What Mr. Arafat calls his favorite "chippie" at the establishment is unknown at this time. Perhaps Wikileaks will reveal this important fact.

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Henny Bogan wrote:Comrade Captain,

What Mr. Arafat calls his favorite "chippie" at the establishment is unknown at this time. Perhaps Wikileaks will reveal this important fact.
So that's what "establishment type" means. And to think that these people are running the country! How do you then define "anti-establishment"?

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Comrade,

Mr. Arafat voted for the pro-"establishment" folks, who nevertheless were defeated despite alleged Russian interference.


 
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