Since the "re-election" (yeah, right!) of Dear Leader ™, I have tried to file regular reports from the front lines of the War On Wealth ™.
Today's glorious tale comes from the collective of Houston, TX.
Apparently, some KKKapitalist Hoarders were greedily snatching up Famous Name Sneakers (rhymes with "pair bordens" and cost about 200.00). Some concerned citizens followed the dogs home to discuss the evils of hoarding. Push led to shove, one thing led to another, and before you know it,
These brave freedom fighters just wanted there to be enough Famous Name Sneakers for everyone in the neighborhood, yet the KKKapitalists wanted to hoard 'em. Well no more hoarding for you, Greedy McGreederton!!
This is but a hint of the glorious battle we should soon be seeing coming out of Detroit. And over the Next Four Years ™ I would expect that you can be looking for a front in the War on Wealth ™ coming to a location near you! Exciting Times, Indeed!
Famous Name Sneakers! They're to die for!
Seriously? Is this what a human life is now worth? A pair of shitty sneakers made in a sweat shop?
Soon, happy citizens will be satisfied with the basic staples equally passed out to them by their generous government, with neither thought nor need for anything else. It IS, after all, Next Tuesday™, and the bitter clingers™ will soon vanish from the earth.