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Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

Caption: A Perfect Storm?

3/1/2009, 7:28 pm
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I think that the weatherman is saying either "Size matters!"or "If you people don't stop raping nature, the climate will change and will whip us a storm so big that next to it Katrina will seem like a purring pussy. The weather will turn real hot and extra-long stretches of heat will keep pounding you silly until you admit that you've been bad boys and girls."
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3/1/2009, 7:41 pm
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"Global Warming is CUMMING!"
"Take it Pennsylvania!! Take it!!"
"Scattered showers and a chance of drizzles in the forecast for West Virginia"
"A high pressure front moves in and out of the Midwest..."
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3/1/2009, 9:58 pm
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-"My head is in Pennsylvania, but my balls belong to Kentucky"

-"I know this looks like a penis folks at home, but its actually the carbon emissions from the Gore estate"


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3/1/2009, 10:08 pm
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See! Obama isn't the only one who can stick it to the nation!
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3/2/2009, 9:31 am
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Interesting to note that Western PA is the home base of Congressman Jack Murtha's asshole constituents.
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6/22/2009, 10:45 pm
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Radiation makes a great enhancer!
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7/10/2009, 6:58 pm
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I think that the weatherman is saying either "Size matters!"or "If you people don't stop raping nature, the climate will change and will whip us a storm so big that next to it Katrina will seem like a purring pussy. The weather will turn real hot and extra-long stretches of heat will keep pounding you silly until you admit that you've been bad boys and girls."

"You've got a freind with benifits in Pennsylvania!"
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