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Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

Caption: Capitalist Pig




Kommander Kenneth
Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in.

Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in.

In their styes with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking.

Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon.



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Ah yes, Socialist Canadian bacon is much better than that terrible capitalist bacon that is made here. After the revolution all bacon will come from Canadia!

Doug McKenzie
Take off, you hosers! My brother saw Jedi seventeen times, eh.

PinkPiggy
oh my Goooooooooooood - it's a jihadist!!!!!! heeeeelp!!!



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approved! plaster thousands of these in every competitive district!

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You foolish socialists. Where would you be without the social safety nets we capitalists are providing you? You bite the hand that feeds you!

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I'll tell you where we would be without you $.$ Haliburton, we would be living in a workers utopia much like the North Koreans do... is that not worth voting for? Who needs the compassion of the wealthiest 1% when you have the state wiping your nose and sending you on sabaticals to the Gulag for much needed R&R.


 
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