- I love the "Sadomir Poutin" caption
- "Comrade Fluke turned down a Moscow University Scholarship!"
- He just got the DNA test back and discovered he's not Daniel Craig's long lost twin
- "I can't belive they put down Old Yeller. (Sniff) *I* wanted to do that!"
- I'm going to have to oppress so many of you....
Red SquareElizabeth wont share! Why can't I have an iPod with Comrade Barry's speeches too?
ThePeoplesComrade- Just look at my forehead! I can't go to inauguration like this. Call Nancy Pelosi and demand the name of her botox clinic.
That is not the Pootin that I know.
Why, Pootin doesn't have lacrimal glands and ducts to begin with.
Here is a photo of the Pootin I used to know at KGB Headquarters 30 years ago:
Jeesh, People's Comrade,
You took the "thoughts" I was looking for so hard right out of my "brain!" (What were you doing there in the first place?)
<"You like me, you really, really like me!" says Pootie.>
(I am most envious of this iteration and will sue you for "brain robbery!") Yeah, that's the ticket for my new-found wealth!
<off> That was most equal, People's Comrade! Absolutely perfect!
If I can stop laughing, I will continue………….(choke)
As for Captain Commie…well, I do appreciate your allusion to my other post about my Hello Kitty™ vibrator but, frankly, dear Captain, FYI, Putineska did not know what to do with it. (if you get my meaning.)