The problem is all inside their heads
Obviously
Their answer is crazy since they're
Making it politically
They're in this epic struggle
For their sanity
There must be fifty ways
Impeach a POTUS

Nan said it's really not her habit
To intrude
Furthermore, Maxine Waters has
Has completely come unscrewed
But I'll repeat myself
At the risk of being sued
There must be fifty ways
Impeach a POTUS
Fifty ways Impeach a POTUS

You Just find a new hack, Jack
Make a new plan, Nan
You make up some new law, Shaw
Name of liberty
Get a new spy, Guy
You don't need to reveal much
Just drive off the cliff, Schiff
Lose sanity

You Just find a new hack, Jack
Make a new plan, Nan
You make up some new law, Shaw
Name of liberty
Get a new spy, Guy
You don't need to reveal much
Just drive off the cliff, Schiff
And lose sanity

Nan said it grieved her so
That she's going down this drain
We wish there was something we could do
To help her grow brain
Instead of attempts to invalidate
And she still can't explain
About the 50 ways"

She said why don't we just
Keep believing we are right
And despite all of the fallout
Of their folly taking on this fight
And she dismissed me
And I realized her screws aren't very tight
There must be fifty ways
Impeach a POTUS
Fifty ways Impeach a POTUS

You Just find a new hack, Jack
Make a new plan, Nan
You make up some new law, Shaw
Name of liberty
Get a new spy, Guy
You don't need to reveal much
Just drive off the cliff, Schiff
Lose sanity

You Just find a new hack, Jack
Make a new plan, Nan
You make up some new law, Shaw
Name of liberty
Get a new spy, Guy
You don't need to reveal much
Just drive off the cliff, Schiff
Lose your sanity