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A Day In His Life

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He read the news today, oh boy
About a scandal that involved VA
And though the news was rather bad
Well, he just had to laugh
Another verbal gaffe

He said his lines oh so bizarre
He didn't know that Bergdahl trade was made
The crowd of people stood dismayed
They'd seen this face before
Said it was just much ado... would he get a clue?

I saw the news today, oh boy
Barack Obama had just lost the war
The Iraqi people ran away
But he just had that look of a stupid snooke
Al Qaeda's on the run

Woke up, and papers read
Something 'bout some vets were dead
Then he said boy he was really mad
And looking up, he noticed he was late

Found his clubs and his golf hat
Made the course in seconds flat
Found his way to the green snuck a smoke
And somebody spoke about all of his schemes
Ahaa, ahhaaa, ahhaaa

He read the news today, oh boy
Ten thousand kids in Phoenix bus stations
Said he didn't know this before
But he could count them all
Now they know how many kids it takes to fill the empty hall
The Dreamers will all come

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Groucho, your the Grouchiest! I mean ginchiest! I mean really good. I hear strains of....
"I'm fixing an O where the brains are thin...."


 
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